Harry Potter: WHAT THE FREAK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?! HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU UPDATED?!
Draco Malfoy: at least two months!
Hermione Granger: Come on, it's not like you have a life, Author! You were purposely ignoring us!
WELL. THAT WAS HURTFUL.
Pansy Parkinson: Seriously, though. I'm surprised people actually read this considering how slow your updates are.
Blaise Zabini: OKAY I HEARD NEGATIVE COMMENTS I'M HERE
Draco Malfoy: ah, great, that kid
Blaise Zabini: I'm just as old as you.
Draco Malfoy: And I'm a kid, aren't I?
Blaise Zabini: touché.
Hermione Granger: Wait... Blaise randomly appearing.. that means..
Luna Lovegood: HERMIONE YOU HAVE A NARGLE UP YOUR NOSTRIL LEMME GET IT
Hermione Granger: oh gods, no.. Luna appears after Blaise..
Draco Malfoy: DON'T TELL ME--
Hermione Granger: she's going to do it
Blaise Zabini: do what?
Hermione Granger: IT.
Blaise Zabini: (o- 0 )
Hermione Granger: *slams "RUN A WEIRD SHIP" button*
WAIT CALM DOWN
Blaise Zabini: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER
Luna Lovegood: I DON'T LIKE HIM
Hermione Granger: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN I STILL HAVE A PLAN
Neville Longbottom: didn't we already use the alarm idea?
Hermione Granger: THIS ISN'T AN ALARM, NO NO
Ron Weasley: MERLIN'S PANTIES HERMIONE DON'T TELL ME
Hermione Granger: I WILL ACTIVATE
Harry Potter: 'MIONE NO
Hermione Granger: MY VAST SUPPLY OF EXPLOSIVE NUKES
Draco Malfoy: as opposed to un-explosive nukes?
Ginny Weasley: SHUT UP GAYCO
Harry Potter: *whispers* roasted
Draco Malfoy: HEY YOU SHUT UP MISS "I'M GOING TO STALK HARRY POTTER SO HE'LL LOVE ME"
Hermione Granger: don't you do the exact same thing?
Ginny Weasley: AT LEAST I DON'T HELP PEOPLE SAVE ON THEIR CAR INSURANCE
Ron Weasley: did you just make a joke off of a roast?
Ginny Weasley: YEAH SO WHAT
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!
Pansy Parkinson: shut up, author, you are no longer in control
Neville Longbottom: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALRIGHT YOU'VE DROVE ME TO THIS. TWO DIFFERENT SHIPS IN ONE CHAPTER!
Luna Lovegood: he looked rather ugly in that Quidditch uniform
Ron Weasley: *VOMITS*
Lavender Brown: AW I LOOK SO ADORABLEEEE
Ron Weasley: *VOMITS MORE INTENSELY*
Hermione Granger: RON STOP IT
Ron Weasley: *falls on Hermione while vomiting and sets off the nukes*
Everyone: RON YOU IDIOOOOOOOOOOOTTT-
SOMEBODY STOP IT
Draco Malfoy: Wait, since when does the mudblood have nukes?
Hermione Granger: I don't!
Everyone: ...what
Hermione Granger: I took the author's!
Everyone: *turns to stare at the author*
I SWEAR, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
Hermione Granger: oh, wait, those weren't nukes
Everyone: *collective sigh of relief*
Hermione Granger: They were just jars of Ron's farts that are set to open and suffocate all of us!
Everyone: MERLIN HAVE MEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRCCCCCCCCYYYYYYY---
Hermione Granger: I don't know why she had them in the first place, but, we're probably going to die now.
--- A/N ---
wow. erm. alright.
sorry for taking so long to update, and spewing up this crap
bye, my little fork forks!