Diary Of A Fake Fan

By ImNotObsessedISwear

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Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS... More

Hello!
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From Under The Cob Tree
Omg! Panic At The Disco!
Band Members
From Under The Cob Tree???
merry crapmas
Kellin Quinn's Members
Top Three Fav Songs
21 Pilots Fav Songs
Jaime <3
Michael Way
Actual Trash Set To Crappy Music
|-\
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R.I.P Ryden
Cancers vs. Cancers
Pierce The Veil Quiz
Ryden Is A Ship
21 Pilots Clique
Ray Toro!
FOUR Members??!!
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Message Man
Spouses Are Stupid
Andrew And Joseph
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Mexico!
History
Amazing Artist!
Grammys!!!!!!
Drunk History
What The Heck Did I Just Watch??
Brothers
THANK YOU!!!
Pronunciation
Beautiful Cover
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Phun
Fallout Boy Quiz
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"Oh what a big deal" they said
IT'S NOT KELLEN DAY
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Young And Menacing, Patrick's "Birthday", And Secrets
MOCK SHIRT
Sexican
A Giraffe and A Baby
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Oh Well (National Nacho Day)
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A RUDE PERSON WHO HATES FRINK
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Toney Is A Turtle
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The Ballad Of Janelle
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Josh Donn Is A Murderer
Secretive
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Day 365
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Goodbye Ryan And John
Josh Done is Chinese
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I'm Writing a Fan Fiction
MRC Has Always Been Together So Please Chill Out
Joshua Dun is Ruining Ferard
Mad Rabbit
Depressing Music Is Annoying
Bands Didn't Save Your Life
Thankful
Yo Gabba Gabba
Every Snowflake Is Different - NEW FAVE BAND
Happy birthday Brendan Urie!!1!!1!
My Band Merch Christmas List
Calm Down
Panic At The Disco Fan Quiz
Ciara Isn't Emo Anymore/Billy Joseph
Water Park?
Short Frènk
It's The 22nd Again
Rating Band Ships
I Made A Big Mistake (TYLER AND JOSHUA SCANDAL)
MRC is Cancelled
Tyler and Joshua Have A Baby!!
Band Member's Favorite Food
Project Breakup
Rating Band Member's Childhood Photos
The 21 Pilots Scandal Is Solved
Dallon is Cheating
Pride Month
I Read The Milk Fiction
Band Review: Palaye Royale
I HATE PATRICK STUMP
I Won The Biggest Fan Award

Peeaster and Paramor

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By ImNotObsessedISwear

April 16, 2017
Dear Diary,

Happy Peeaster

Lol I'm literally so freaking hilarious, I know. GET IT? Pee and Easter because Easter sucked this year? Puns!!!! Anyway, Easter was not that good. Well it was until I found out thAT CIARA FREAKING GOT BAND WRISTBANDS IN HER EASTER BASKET.

SINCE WHEN IS THE EASTER BUNNY ACTUALLY PETE WENTS?

AN EMO EASTER BUNNY HUH? Huh.

I am really jealous. I just got candy and a $60 giftcard for Amazon :( :(

So aside from that, I learned about a new band. Paramor. I WAS (was) already a big fan because I know songs like It Ain't Fun, Still In To You, and Only Exception (that one's really old) but I found out something weird about this band. I looked up the genre of them.

Alternative rock? Pop punk? Pop rock? Power pop? Emo?! But...

But the lead singer is a girl!!

Right?

Lemme check.

Hailey William?? Piano? Is it Hailey or William??

Obviously girls cannot be in rock bands!!!

Rock is for boys only!! Sorry Haylee, you gotta go muh fren. Go. Now. Frickin' weirdo. What kind if ROCK bands have GIRLS in them?? Consider me no longer a fan, you Paramors! How ridiculous!

I only like bands that make me look cool for saying I like them and that have really really hot members (so basically, not Ray Toroh). Oh and they make good music too, I guess.

Oh

AND CURSE YOU, EASTER BUNNY

Dedicated to getyourownramen ;)

~~~~~IMPORTANT A/N~~~~~~~
Hey this is important, I need your help frens!

I want Jessica to do some kind of band challenge, for example a Fall Out Boy Challenge. It can be any of the six main bands here, any type of challenge will do. If you have a band challenge published on Wattpad I would love to use it and give you credit :) Please comment here if you want it to be used.

Second, I will be doing a Ciara diary!!! But I need title suggestions!! Comment any ideas here :D

Have an amazing night <3

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