~FLIRTING WITH THE ENEMY~
This was one of the top 20 things Kira hated. Sitting under the bright sun on Xandar. She often came here and when she did, she complained. Apart from those rare beautiful rainy days Xandar got, Kira hated the stupid planet.
"Yo rocket hurry up. We've been waiting here for ages" the brunette exaggerated as she sat on the edge of the fountain. "Rocketttt."
"Shut your face" the small animal snapped at the whining human. It was moments like these he wondered why he picked her up from her shitty planet.
"But it's boring" the girls voice dropped dramatically to emphasise her emotion.
"If you wanna help then get Groot to stop drinking from that darn fountain!"
The warrior turned her head to see the tree drinking the dirty water from the fountain.
"You know Xandar is a filthy planet. The kids often piss in the water" the girl shrugged as the tree stopped for a second before continuing.
Kira groaned as she laid on the ground and put her hand over her face to shield it from the sun. This will be a long day.
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"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers.
All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid, to nothing at all. Pathetic" Rocket rambled as he looked at all the people walking.
Kira simply hummed in agreement as she stared at the enraged racoon. She felt a couple drops of water and looked to her right to see Groot drinking the water from the fountain again. "Stupid tree" Kira mumbled as she sighed in defeat.
"Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut?" Rocket continued as the lazy girl listened and agreed.
"What is this thing? Look how it thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle." Kira snorted in amusement as he continued to harass people.
"And look at Mr Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man? What a class-A pervert."
"Go home old man" Kira shouted to no one in particular as she sat up and looked at Rocket as he turned his head to Groot.
"Right Groot?"
"Groot?" Rocket looked in the tree's direction only to groan at the sight of him drinking out the fountain. "Don't drink out the fountain you idiot that's disgusting"
"I am Groot"
"Don't lie to him, we both saw you" Kira added as Groot looked at her. "And you, hurry up and finish searching, I don't wanna sit here and burn" she pointed a finger at Rocket as he stood in front of her, rolling his eyes.
"Don't tell me what to do you ignorant fetus" Rocket snarkily remarked as he looked back to the crowded areas. While Rocket was distracted, Groot turned back to the water and continued drinking it.
"You dumb plant, you never learn!"
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"Got one" Rocket brought the girl out of her thoughts as she stood up and walked next to him. She looked at the screen and blinked fast.
"Is that 5 digits or am I blind?"
"40,000 units? We're gonna be rich!" Rocket ignored the girls comment and chuckled.
"I'll get him!" Kira shouted as she took off smiling to get the criminal. She saw him heading to the broker as she jogged towards him.
"Stop drinking it you idiot!" She heard Rocket yell as she chuckled and rolled her eyes. She approached the building just in time to see the man get pushed out the brokers den.
She faintly saw a green woman with rose red hair approach the man before hearing shouting from her ear piece.
"I am Groot"
"No! Groot give me that! Kira watch out, the green goblin is here with her red wig" Rocket spoke loudly into the ear piece as Kira nodded.
"I will" she answered before approaching the two wanted aliens. Gamora went to speak but was cut off by the tanned girl standing next to Peter.
"Shut up ninja turtle and stop kissing his ass. You might wanna run by the way" she spoke loudly as all eyes stared at her. Gamora's face was pure fury while Quill was perplexed by the pretty girl who appeared beside him.
"What? Who are you?" He questioned as Kira rolled her eyes. She broke eye contact with Peter and looked at the assassin who was now in a fighting stance.
"I suggest running this way" the human girl spoke as she pushed Peter's chest in the direction of the stairs. Peter took off as he saw the assassin tackle the brunette.
"Aww looks like he's getting away" Kira teased Gamora only to earn a punch to the jaw making her groan. Gamora threw another punch at Kira which she blocked and kicked Gamora in the stomach. Hard.
Gamora, unexpecting the kick, tumbled backwards and breathed short breaths. She watched as the brunette ran in the direction of Peter in an attempt to catch up to him.
She weaved her way through the Xandarians best she could while trying to catch up to him and avoid the assassin.
"Kira where the fucking hell did you go with our Quill?!" Rocket shouted into her ear piece as she followed Peter's sharp left turn. She ignored the angry associate as she got closer and closer to peter. He seemed to notice her on his tail but there was nothing he could have done.
The human pounced on Quill as if she was a tiger and he was a piece of meat. She landed on his stomach as she watched a small metal orb roll out his hands.
"Chick what the heck? Get off me, I thought you were helping me!" the brown haired male shouted as Kira went to reach for her combat belt.
"Sorry, it's a pity, you are cute" She said before whipping out her taser and jabbing it into his stomach. He groaned at the seconds of contact between him and the taser before both of them were roughly scooped up into darkness.
'Not her you idiot! Just the male! Male!" you heard the racoon shout at Groot who simply replied with "I am Groot."
The bag was lifted up which caused the girl to drop the taser and fall onto Quill. This surprised Quill as he made a painful groaning noise. The bag once again changed gravity and was dropped, which made the two humans jump out the opening.
Peter ran straight to where he last saw the orb, only to see Gamora running away with it. He chased after her as the hazel eye girl sat on the ground, exhausted from running. Her eyes followed Groot as he walked over to the water fountain again which made her groan in annoyance.
"I really need to work on my cardio vascular" She mumbled as she hopped up and chased after the energetic male.
She got to the middle of the city where she saw Groot scoop up Gamora into the bag instead of Peter, whom started running as soon as he got the chance.
"I said male Groot male Jesus! Learn your genders" Rocket groaned as he watched Peter run. "Don't just stand there sunshine! Get your lazy ass moving!" Rocket shouted and pointed to Kira who just rolled her eyes and chased after him while flipping off Rocket.
In the meantime, Gamora had escaped out the bag and shot a rope at Peter's legs which made him fall to the ground, Gamora on top of him.
"This wasn't the plan" the green girl said as she raised a knife over Peter's chest, making him eyes wide and struggle. Kira jumped over Peter and tackled Gamora to the ground as the knife skidded across the floor.
Gamora punched the girl in her jaw and Kira fought back, just as hard. She punched the assassin in the stomach before Gamora grabbed her wrist and twisted it till she heard a light crack.
Kira shouted in pain and was suddenly flipped over, Gamora towering over her. Gamora continued to throw punched at Kira which pissed her off.
"Fuck this shit!" Kira shouted before head-butting the alien which propelled her backwards onto the cement. She wasted no time and jumped up, running from the stunned assassin in an attempt to survive.
She watched as peter sat up from his laying position before seeing Kira and groaning.
"Why is everyone after this orb!?" Quill questioned, obviously annoyed.
"Im not" Kira answered as she walked towards him.
"You're not? Why are you chasing me?"
"Im after you"
"You can't resist me ca- wait what?" Quill paused for a minute and looked at the girl confused before jumping up getting ready to run.
Before he could even move a muscle, the short girl tackled him, again. He grabbed her shoulders and tried to shove her off. Which was a failure due to his soft pushing skills.
"Is it sexist to hit you? Is it sexist to not hit you? I don't know" Quill frantically asked as he dodged the numerous bad hits from Kira's uncoordinated arm. Kira, however, was getting annoyed very quickly with this.
"Stay still so I can knock you out, it will be painless" Kira smirked as Quill scoffed.
"How about no"
"Austin Powers?"
"The international man of mystery"
"Get off him and stop flirting with the enemy!" Rocket interrupted there conversation, if you could call it that.
While Kira was distracted, Peter pushed her off him and began running away again. He only got so far before he felt a harsh weight on his back and he fell to the ground.
"You have got to be kidding me" he groaned.
"It's nothing personal, pretty boy" he heard a voice from behind him and presumed it was the human girl.
"Subject 89P13, drop your weapon" a male voice spoke through his speaker before Kira groaned.
"Oh crap" Rocket and Kira swore as Kira slowly got off Peters back, making Peter sit up in surprise.
"Well, look what the cat dragged in, the brown bimbo" an officer snickered as he cuffed Kira's hands behind her back. She bit the inside of her lip in fury, trying to keep her loud mouth shut. Last time they had a run in with the Nova cops, Kira's big mouth got her fighting an army squad. But like usual, Rocket came up with a plan and got her out alive.
"By the authority of the Nova cops, you are under arrest" the man chuckled before shoving her harshly forward.
"Hey if it isn't Star-Prince" the officer tormented Quill as Kira snorted.
"Star-Lord"
"Oops sorry, Star-Lord, just relax pal, it's not weird to have a code name"
Peter rolled his eyes as he turned to the giggling girl next to him, which he found adorable. He looked at her in curiosity as to why she was giggling. Kira saw the look on his face and smirked at him.
"Cute name, Star-Lord."
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