Hello, this is Montague Restaurant what can I help you with?
This is Victor Montague, I'd like to cancel my reservation for tomorrow.
Hi Victor, cancelling the family table?
The new girl?
Yes, because of someone saying something to his grandfather I now have to learn phone etiquette. Which by their standards means I sit here and wait for this blasted thing to ring all day.
Right, well you clearly have lots to learn still.
You bloody idiot. That is no way to treat a girl. It was my first day! I am polite to everyone and will continue to be. You get special treatment though, I'm hanging up.
What a brat.