It's not even close to Christmas XD but okay...
*pulls out flamethrower from nowhere and metal mask*
Let's do this shit....
*Runs in L.J's room and burns all his candy and room....*
BRRRRUUUUUUN BABY BURRRRNN!!!
L.J: *shows up behind me* BITCH?!?
*pulls off Metal mask* oh heyyyy...*punches L.J in the mouth* That's my kiss to you and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
L.J: *holds mouth* Ben?
Yea...
L.J: Run...
I ain't scared of you FLUFFY!
L.J: -_- *grabs me the collar* Pool PARTY!!!
FUCK NO!!