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INTRO!!!!!(fixed)
Question for Jeff and Jane the Killer(fixed)
A Question for the Ender Family!(fixed)
A Question for slenderman^////^
Another for slenderman
SLENDY AGAIN!!!!! THIS TIME TWO!!
MASKY & HOODIE!!!
One for my jeff^.^ and a side of slendy ;)
Damnit one for Jane the Killer
Splenderman! ~(O.O)~
My brother askes something^.^
A DERPIN LOT!!
A DERPIN LOT!!!! PART 2!!!!
A DERPIN LOT!!!! PART THREE!!!!
IM BACK!!!!
NEW GUY!!!
LE SUPS!!!!
My titles are just sooo wow! O(≧▽≦)O
New girl and IM BACK!!!
Not an update!
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Jeff x BEN 100 Questions!!! (lol random)

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1. Your name?

Jeff: -Jeff-

BEN: -BEN-

2. Age?

Jeff: -17-(added a few years)

BEN: -18-(i dont know so i guessed)

3. Gender?

Jeff: -Im a dude-

BEN: -Sexy Man-

4. Describe your personality.

Jeff: -Fun and crazy-

BEN: -Pretty good guy-

5. Describe you're partner's personality

Jeff: -Partner? He's pervent- "Am not," "Are s- wait! Quit reading it!"

BEN: -He's adorable- "I'm not adorable!" "Now who's reading someone else's paper"

6. When did you first meet each other? Describe the setting.

Jeff: -When slendy showed me the underealm-

BEN: -When slenderman brought Jeff to the underrealm-

7. What was you're first impression of your partner?

Jeff: -Loner weirdo-

Gray: -Idiot-

8. What do you like about the other person?

Jeff: -He's a kind lover-

BEN: -He's adorable and never ceases to entertain me-

9. What do you dislike about the other person?

Jeff: -He's a preverted bastard-

BEN: -He's too stubborn sometimes but that usually ends as a good thing for me- *smirks*

10. Do you trust your partner?

Jeff: -With my life-

BEN: -Why wouldn't I?-

11. What do you call your partner?

Jeff: -Asshole / Bastard / BEN- "No boyfriend?" *blush* *smirks*

BEN: -Jeff / My Boyfriend / My Lover/ Idiot-

12. What do you want your partner to call you?

jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -his boyfriend-

13. Describe you're partner as an animal.

Jeff: -A Dog-

BEN: -A baby tiger... 'cause he'd act all tough but really he's just adorable- "You wrote adorable again, did you?" *smirks*

14. What would you give the other person as a present?

Jeff: -I would cook him all his favorite foods-

BEN: -Myself-

15. What would you want to receive as a present?

Jeff: -That awsome knife sharpender-

BEN: -Jeff-

16. What about the other person are you unsatisfied about?

Jeff: -Nothing really... he may be a bastard but he's always helps me when I get into one of those moods when I feel alone and scared-

BEN: -Nothing at all-

17. What problems do you have?

Jeff: -None im awsome-

BEN: -I hate water-

18. What problems does your partner have?

Jeff: -Perverted... ness-

BEN: -He is a sad type a guy but I've already found a solution for it-

19. What does your partner do (Including problems) that makes you unhappy?

Jeff: -Nothing-

BEN: -Nothing really-

20. What do you do (including problems) that make your partner unhappy?

Jeff: -I tell him 'no' a lot-

BEN: -I hope not but I hope he'll tell me if there is- "You call me an idiot" "Because you are"

21. How far has your relationship gone?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -What do you think~-

22. Where did you go on a first date?

Jeff: -His house for video games and dinner-

BEN: -My house so I could kick his ass his games-

23. What was the mood like at the time?

Jeff: -A lot of fun... not as awkward as I expected it to be-

BEN: -Kinda nerve-wracking-

24. What did you feel about the person at the time?

Jeff: -I liked him...  -

BEN: -I was crazy about him -

25. What's the most common place you go for dates?

Jeff: -Missions-

BEN: -Various Missions-

26. What would you prepare for your partner's birthday?

Jeff: -Strawberry cheesecake-

BEN: - Two words Cake play- (omg its not what you think)

27. Who first asked the other out?

Jeff: -BEN did-

BEN: -I did-

28. How much do you like the other person?

Jeff: -A lot-

BEN: -More than I've loved anyone else... Including...... you know who-

29. So do you love your partner?

Jeff: -Yeah-

BEN: -HELL YEAH-

30. What does your partner say that makes you unable to refuse?

Jeff: -something perverted-

BEN: -something adorable-

31. If you suspect your partner is cheating on you what would you do?

Jeff: -Honestly, heartbroken-

BEN: -Pssh, kill the bastard or bitch who touched him-

32. Would you forgive the other person if they cheated on you?

Jeff: -He wouldn't... would he? I mean, I always say 'no' to him a lot so if he was tired of trying to showcase his affection towards me- - "erm... Jeff, everything okay?"

BEN: -N/A because Jeff wouldn't have the heart to willing cheat on me-

33. If your partner was late one hour for your date, what would you do?

Jeff: -Yell at him then sulk for a bit before I ask him why he was late-

BEN: -Pretend to be upset only so I can get to see a cute expression-

34. Which body part do you like the most on the other person?

Jeff: -(Blank)-

BEN: -His neck-

35. What emotion(s) does your partner show that you find attractive?

Jeff: -Determination-

BEN: -Any and All emotions-

36. What does the other person do that makes your heart race?

Jeff: -When he kisses me when im mad at him-

BEN: -everything and anything-

37. Would you lie to your partner? Are you prone to lying?

Jeff: -NEVER-

BEN: -No!-

38. What do you guys do that makes you the most happy?

Jeff: -When we sit together watching tv and he holds me-

BEN: -Having him when no one else can-

39. Do you guys ever fight?

Jeff: -Yeah-

BEN: -Yup but not like before-

40. What do you guys fight about?

BEN: -Anything, I suppose-

BEN: -Random shit-

41. So how do you make up after words?

Jeff: -BEN usually kisses me-

BEN: -I kiss him-

42. Would you still like to be lovers in your next life?

Jeff: -yeah... if he's okay with it...-

BEN: -Well im not alive but when he dies ill wait for him to come back to me-

43. When do you feel that you are being loved?

jeff: -Everyday, trust me... that damn pervert seems to have made it his mission to show me daily-

BEN: -Every time I see Jeff blush-

44. When do you feel that your partner does not love you anymore?

Jeff: -When he pretends to be upset-

BEN: -When he pushes me away-

45. How do you express your feelings?

Jeff: -I dunno... I hope through my actions-

Jeff: -In ways that are inappropriate for anyone to see/hear/read about- "Why the hell are smirking?"

46. Use a flower to describe your partner.

Jeff: -A Dark Rose, I suppose-

BEN: -A beautiful and delicate Hibiscus-

47. Are you hiding anything from the other person?

Jeff: -I couldn't even I wanted to... he reads me like an open book'

BEN: -Maybe-

48. What sort of circumstances do you guys have?

Jeff: -Huh-

BEN: -What do you mean-

49. Is your relationship public or private?

Jeff: -Public-

BEN: -Public-

50. Do you think your love for each other will last forever?

Jeff: -I hope so... BEN has always been there for me-

BEN: -I hope-

51. So who's seme and who's uke?

Jeff: -Seme? Uke?-

BEN: -wouldn't you like to know- "Why are you smirking again?"

52. How did you guys decide who was seme?

Jeff: -Seme?-

BEN: -its a secret- "Seriously? Why are you fucking smirking?"

53. Do you like your position right now?

Jeff: -Positions?-

BEN: -You bet- "QUIT SMIRKING, DAMMIT!"

54. Where did you first have xxx?

Jeff: -HOW IS THAT YOUR BUSINESS? &DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT BEN SAYS EITHER-

BEN: -Sorry but Jeff would probably strangle me-

55. What were your emotions at the time?

Jeff: -don't wanna talk about it-

BEN: -excited-

56. What did your partner look like at the time?

Jeff: -drop dead sexy-

BEN: -a blushing puddle-

57. What was the first thing you said to you partner the morning after?

Jeff: -...nothing...-

BEN: -hey- "Quit smirking!"

58. How many times do you guys have xxx a week?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -depends on the week- "Now you're scaring me..."

59. In an ideal situation, how many times would you like to have xxx per week?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -everyday-

60. What do you think of xxx?

jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -exciting-

61. Where are you most sensitive?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -its a secret~ ;)-

62. Where is your partner most sensitive?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -His neck~ ;)-

63. How would you describe your partner during xxx using 1 sentence?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Hot damn-

64. In general, do you like xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Yes-

65. For the most part where do you guys have xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Bunny, considering I think you wrote this ~ quit asking-

66. Where would you like to have xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -everywhere-

67. Do you normally shower before or after xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -during ;)-

68. Do you guys have any rules during xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Getting nosy, aren't we?-

69. Have you had xxx with anyone other than you're lover?

Jeff: - NO!! - (oh look who came back)

BEN: -Like hell that'll happen!-

70. Do you agree with the saying "If I can't have his/her heart, then at least I can have his/her body?

jeff: -DISAGREE! I want his heart!-

BEN: -Like hell I do!-

71. What would you do if your partner got forced into bed?

Jeff: -With who? Bunny...? Then I'd know she drugged him, dragged him into bed then proceeded to force herself on him... Damn bitch-

BEN: -It had better have been with me-

72. Are you ever embarrassed before or after xxx?

Jeff: - WTF!!! -

BEN: -Never-

73. If I good friend said to you "I'm really lonely, so just for one night could you…" and then goes on to request xxx, how would you react?

Jeff: -Decline-

BEN: -decline 100%-

74. Do you think you are good at xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Yup~-

75. Do you think your partner tries to be good at xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -He's so adorable when he tries to be in control-

76. What do you say to your partner during xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Whisper sweet nothings into his ear just so he'll blush-

77. What expressions does your partner make during xxx that you really like?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -he blushes-

78. Do you ever want to have xxx with someone other than your partner?

Jeff: -NO!-

BEN: -NO!-

79. Do you have any interest in BDSM?

jeff: - whats that? -

BeN: -Not really-

80. What would you do if your partner no longer needed your body?

Jeff: -die... maybe?-

BEN: -hope its not because he wants someone else's-

81. What are your thoughts on rape?

Jeff: -Why would someone become so desperate to do that?-

BEN: -I don't have any...?-

82. What is painful about xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -we can't have it as often as I'd liked to-

83. Where would you feel most excited about having xxx?

jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -where else ;D-

84. Has the uke ever initiated sexual activity?

jeff: -WHAT THE HELL DO THESE WORDS MEAN?-

BeN: -Yes, he has~ its so adorable-" You put it again dident you"

85. What was the seme's reaction?

Jeff: -WHAT THE HELL DO THESE WORDS MEAN?-

BEN: -I enjoyed it very much-

86. Has the seme ever forced anything upon the uke?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -Nothing he didn't enjoy-

87. What is the uke's reaction to such a thing?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEn: -blushing- "Quit. SMIRKING. DAMMIT!"

88. What type of person would your dream xxx partner be?

jeff: -someone that I can be around-

BEN: -someone I can be myself around like Jeff-

89. Then does your current partner fit into that category?

Jeff: -Yeah-

BEN: -Mhm~ very much-

90. Have you ever used any toys during xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -no-

91. How old were you during your first time?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -16-

92. Was your first time with your current lover?

Jeff: -yeah- "Why are you blushing?"

BEN: -yeah-

93. Were do you like to be kissed the most?

Jeff: -lips-

BEN: -lips-

94. Where do you like to kiss your partner the most?

Jeff: -lips-

BEN: -his cheek-

95. During xxx what makes your partner most excited?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -wow, Bunny really did come up with these questions-

96. What do you think about during xxx?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -only him-

97. How many times do you guys have xxx per night?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -once-

98. During xxx do you take off your own clothe or does your partner help you?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -I take off my own-

99. What is xxx for you?

Jeff: - (blank) -

BEN: -fun~-

100. What would you like to say to your partner as a closing remark?

Jeff: -WHAT WITH ALL THE SEX QUESTIONS?-

BEN: -Sex tonight?-

(END)

Bunny: Now time for some questions!!!

Jeff: What we arnt done!!!

BEN: I guess not

Alice:

Question for le SLENDERRRR: So do you stalk Pewdiepie or do you just rape him while asleep? *Whispers to bunny* He kidnap children but never rapes them xD

(i stoped putting names im lazy)

Bunny: awe how come you never take me i wanna meet pewds>.>

Slendy: I dont stalk him of rape him we are bros.

Bunny: I wanna meet him

Slendy: go talk to your boyfriend

Bunny: We broke up

Slendy: What why?

bunny: I hate liers!!

Slendy: you lie all the time>.>

Bunny: I DONT GIVE A FUK!!

Slendy:*texts on his phone*

Bunny: you better nots!!

Maxus: lol here it comes

Smexy: *comes throught the front door* yes brother

Slendy: where were you?

Smexy: kitty called me over to talk to me.

Alice: who is that.

Maxus: Bunnys older sister

Bunny: WTF WHY WERE YOU AT HER HOUSE!!

Smexy: She wanted to talk

Alice: what is with the animal names.

Slendy: why did you guys break up.

Smexy: I dont know shee is mad at me for some reason.

Slendy: bunny forgive him

Bunny: why should I he lies!!!

Maxus: why dont you just start over

Alice: Treat her like you just met her

Smexy: *smirks* fine

Bunny: NO NO NO I FORGIVE!!!

Smexy: to late

Bunny: *hides behid slendy* im sorry just no dont leave me alone with him.

Maxus: what why it not like he is going to hurt you.

Bunny: do you know what he was like when i first met him.

Maxus: No i wasent here

Alice: I dont know either.

Slendy: *throws bunny and smexy outside and lockes the dooor* Looks like we are doing this alone today.

Alice: fine

Maxus: someone wants to know if slendy is realated to jack skellington

Slendy: I dont think so sorry

Maxus: I love that song this is hollowen

Alice: someone gave jeff and slendy cupcakes

Slendy: Thanks but i dont really liks sweets

Jeff: CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maxus: Slendy how does it feel to be feared by every child in the world?

Slendy: actually many childern like me....

Jeff: lol kids hate me

Alice: jeff if you wernt dating BEN who would you be going out with?

Maxus: I SHIP JEFFxSLENDY!!!

Jeff: what no

maxus: thats what you say now >>

jeff: I dont think i would be with anybody else

Alice: Slendy is there a moth under dat no face?

Slendy: Maybe i never thought about it.....

Maxus: Slendy why did you kill pheonix's sister?

Slendy: I did? I dont recall that?

Maxus: AND HE FUCKED YO BITCH!!!!!

Alice: Ignore this idiot...

( BUNNY AND SMEXY OUTSIDE PART!!!!!!!!!)

Bunny: SLENDERMAN YOU ASSHOLE!!! *walks throw the woods) it cold

Smexy: *comes behind her and covers her eyes* guess who little lady

Bunny: leave me alone!!!

Smexy: But i just wanna warm you up a little sweetheart.. Whats your favorite color?

Buuny: You know what my favore color is >.>

Smexy: But I never met you befor so how could i know

Bunny: God im going to kill slendy.. FINE ill play along...My favorite color is....I tell you if you walk with me for a bit..

Smexy: Deal. What is your name?

Bunny: You can call me bunny.

Smexy: Alright bunny you can call me anything.

Bunny: Whatever

Smexy: *smiles*

Bunny: Dont smile at me like that

Smexy: But your so cute

Bunny: *blushes* why dont you just leave me alone.

Smexy: why would i do that

Bunny: Dont you have a life>.>

Smexy: Nope

Bunny: *stops walking and turns to him* I said i forgive you but im done with us!!!

Smexy: ?

Bunny: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME!

Smexy: I just want to fix it im sorry if i made it worse but im trying

Bunny: I dont want it to be fixed!

Smexy: FINE! but I dont want you to be with him....

Bunny: Fine

Smexy: Will you still tell me your favorite color? I want to remember the face you made.

Bunny: *blushes* Green

Smexy: *hands her a green rose* I still love you bunny please dont go home dont leave me.....

Bunny: Im sorry i will still come back to the house but its over....

A/N

DRAMMA BOMB!!!!!! Im sorry but if had to be done.. ASK JUNKS BELLOW AND PLEASE VOTE!!!!!

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