Hey guys! Forgot to mention this in the first chapter, but there will be POVs of Aira, Karma, and also some of the others like Nagisa, since he is the main character of the anime and manga. That's all, now read on!
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English: bold Japanese: normal
Aira's POV
Today, my assassin friend I met 3 years ago is coming to assassinate Koro-sensei.
**Flashback**
On the night when I met her, I was meeting Lovro Brofski in America for a mission when she came in in a tight, golden wrap dress. "Ah, Irina, I believe you finished your mission."
The big busted female—Irina—nodded and stared at me in confusion. "Hi, I am Aira Murasakino from Japan. And you are..." I said in fluent English, acting more mature than my 10-year-old age.
She shook my outstretched hand firmly, smiling seductively and naturally. "Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you."
"So you are the top one or two honeypot assassin, huh?" I asked, slightly curious. "You know your things about us, that's good. I could teach you some...seductive skills. You might need it." She said, acting the way she should be. That is, being seductive.
"Sure. My father doesn't teach me that anyway." I replied, letting the corners of my mouth curl up into a smile. This 17-year-old honeypot assassin just might be my first friend.
**End flashback**
"Aira!" I looked up, a smile automatically coming up as Nagisa approaches me. "Ohayō, Nagisa-kun." He returns the smile. "Ohayō, Aira. Do you always come to school this early?"
I shrug, my smile turning sinister. "Well, that way I could find more ways to kill that octopus in this classroom." He sweat dropped, and my eyes widen when someone throws their arm around my shoulders.
I automatically jump up and turned around, my real gun pointing towards Karma's forehead, my finger just stopping from pulling the trigger.
His eyes widened in shock, but fear doesn't show up. His smirk appears on his face and gently pushes down my gun, making sure it doesn't points towards him anymore.
"This is a nice greeting, Aira-chan." He said, and I put away the gun, a blush slowly fading from my face. "Gomen. I wasn't used to being shocked like this."
When he opens his mouth to say something, Koro-sensei comes in with Karasuma-san—I mean sensei—trailing after him. I quickly sit back down, and Karma gives me a wink before going to his seat, putting his hands behind his head.
I scowled and look at the front of the class, my eyes widening in surprise. Irina is hanging onto Koro-sensei's tentacles and acting all lovesick, which is her job, I know, but...
This creature is a yellow octopus.
"Now, allow me to introduce your brand-new temporary foreign-language teacher." Karasuma-sensei said, his arms crossed.
Irina smiled innocently and said sweetly, "Irina Jelavic. Nice to meet you all!" I know that she is using her skills, but why's she all over him? Normal people won't even have the guts to get so close to his weird tentacles.
"This school intends to give you authentic experience in foreign languages. I trust there are no problems about her taking over half your English lessons?" Karasuma-sensei continues.
"If we must..." Koro-sensei replies, still staring at Irina. "We've got us one heck of a teacher! Not only that, she seems to really have a thing for Koro-sensei." Kayano said, amused. They seriously believed her acting!? I thought, sighing.
Wait, but then we might know the colour of his face meaning "bewilderment". We all hold our breaths for his face to change colours. And it changes to pink.
Figures.
"The more I look at you, the more I like what I am looking. Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...your undefined joints...why, you are positively captivating!" Irina giggled and hugged his chest.
Oh my god, he believes her! But then, she does know how to properly flirt with her target. I grin, feeling my spirits rising up. At least she hasn't changed a bit.
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Karasuma's POV
I walk over next to Irina, gazing out at the students in the field. "I had all kinds of close-range methods prepared...I just never thought my seduction tactics would work." She said and takes out a packet of cigarettes, lighting one up.
Irina Jelavic. Profession: assassin. Not only is she beautiful, she has a dozen languages at her command. She can bewitch a target from any nation, and kill even heavily guarded targets from point-blank range with ease. She's an assassin with a fine handle on infiltration and approach.
"But we can't just hire an assassin to work at school. We'll have you do some teaching to keep up appearances." I said, following her with my eyes as she walks to the office. She huffed, smiling slyly. "I'm a pro. My job will be done before I need to resort to teaching. Oh, and when did Aira come?"
"Yesterday. She has already cut off three tentacles from the target." I explain, not a bit shocked that she knows whom Murasakino Aira is. After all, in the assassin world, they have to meet at least once.
She laughs slightly as a reply, going into the office.
Aira's POV
I sat on the window sill, waiting for Irina to come in after she is done talking with Karasuma-sensei. When she is in, I smirk slightly.
Slowly sneaking up on her, I put a hand to her neck. "Yo, Irina. Still hasn't improve on your detecting skills?" I smile when she jumps a bit. She turns around, giving me a smile.
"Aira, I am so glad to see you again! I thought with you here you would have killed that perverted octopus already!" She gives me a hug, replying back.
I giggle, letting my bloodlust escape me. "I just want to have a show, that's all." She shakes her head disapprovingly, but still a gleam appears in her eyes. "Still the same, wants to have a show, just like the God of Death."
Shrugging, I look at my classmates playing football with Koro-sensei. "I guess. Now is the time for the show. Let's go!" I urged her, pushing her out.
"Don't be so impatient. Everything is under control." She rolls her eyes, but runs outside, her whole demeanor changing as she shouts his name.
Quietly, I watches as she asks him for some Vietnamese coffee, and when she starts to act more like herself again after the bell rings.
Walking back out, I smiled slightly at the nickname Karma gives her. But then she starts kissing Nagisa. My fists clenched to see her steal someone's first kiss, but quickly remembers that she is just on her mission.
When she walks past me, she pats my shoulder, smiling. But all I know is this: the whole class hates her.
When we are in the classroom, some students start to annoy her, which succeeded. She tells us to bite our lower lip, but knowing what she is trying to do since we all infuriated her by calling her Bitch-neesan, all I did is looking down and smiled slightly at the fury in the classroom.
Nagisa's POV
When we are training outside, we all heard a scream from the shed. What is going on? We already heard gunshots, but then this, and then a slithery sound!
But then, we all sweat dropped when the screams start to turn to moans. "Let's go!" Maehara said, running over to the shed.
The door opens and Koro-sensei comes out with his clothes in rags and face pink. "Koro-sensei!" I greeted, and Okajima shouts, "How are those boobs!?"
What?
"I wish I could have enjoyed myself a little longer...but I'm really looking forward to our classes together." He replied, lifting up a tentacle.
"Wh-what happened in there?" I stammered, weird out by our sensei. Suddenly, Bitch comes out in a retro, wholesome gym uniform.
"To think he did all that to me in only one minute...he loosened my stiff shoulders and back, gave me a lymphatic oil massage, got me changed at top speed...then to do that slithery thing with his tentacles." She said drowsily, falling down.
"What thing!?" We all shouted. I look at Koro-sensei, confused by what he did. "What did you do, Koro-sensei?" His face instantly turns to the face of a guilty man. "Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care."
Then he pushes us all back to the campus. "Now, let's get back to class."
Karma's POV
Bitch is tapping furiously onto her electronic, and I smirked when she shouts, "Why doesn't this backwood school has wifi!?" Leaning on my hands, I said, "You're trying awful hard, Bitch-neesan. Your pride must be in tatters after that."
She tsked, and Isogai looks up from his book. "Sensei, if you won't teach us anything, could you swap with Koro-sensei? We've got entrance exams this year." He said anxiously, and she gives out a laugh.
"Ha! You want that vicious creature to teach you? You think your exams compare at all to a planetary crisis? Must be nice being a clueless kid! Besides, I understand you E-Class students are the school's loser misfits." Everyone immediately stiffens.
"There can't be any point to studying now. I know--how about this? If my attempt succeeds, I'll give you 5 miilion yen to share!" She continues, slapping his hand onto the table. "That's far more than you'd gain from any pointless schoolwork! So shut up and do as I..."
I have enough of this. I throw my eraser at her, aiming right next to her. "Get out." Aira said darkly, and Bitch gasps at us students glaring at her viciously. Immediately, the classroom becomes a choas with everyone throwing things at her and shouting at her to leave.
Looking out, Karasuma looks very angry, but I am sure it is with that bitch, not us since she isn't doing her job properly.
Aira's POV
When she comes in at the last lesson, everyone goes quiet and waits for her to start complaining again, but she doesn't. Instead, to my amusement, she starts to write on the blackboard. She tells us to repeat the sentence, but Karma and I didn't, since we both know what that means. "Y-you are incredible in bed."
"When I assassinated a certain VIP in America, I first turned on the charm to get close to his bodyguard. Those are the words he said to me. They mean: 'you're great in the sack!'"
Just what are you making us junior-high kids say!?
She then starts to talk about how to learn the languages and blushes slightly in the end, hoping that we would accept her as the new teacher and apologizes.
I grin, gently nudging Karma to say something when the whole class starts to laugh. "Why so nervous? You were just threatening to kill us! He said, a grin growing on his handsome face.
Wait, what!? Why did I think he is handsome!?
She almost starts to cry when we said we won't call her Bitch again, until Karma starts talking again. "How 'bout 'Professor Bitch'?"
We all laugh again when she gets angry again, but I could see the slight happiness on her angry face as she feels our acceptance.
Karma smiles at me joyfully, and I return it, feeling my heart race up a bit. What's going on with me?
Karma's POV
When I see the smile on Aira's face, I instinctively looks away, feeling a faint blush creeping on my face. What's wrong with me?
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