cheese whiz ross: ohmygod so we're at the movies and jack and brendon started beating jack up.
cheese whiz ross: jack flower just ran away and jack barakitten just ran after him
cheese whiz ross: brendon is trying to get in my pants now. oh god help.
cheese whiz ross: i'm being molested.
forehead urie: IM NOT MOLESTING HIM. HE JUST WONT LET ME KISS HIM
alex gayscarf: it's pretty funny tbh because ryan is yelling rape and brendon is just saying "IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING YOU"
spencer !: oh my god.
gallon weekes: spencer is trying to love on me but i wont let him and its funny because he's so sexually frustrated
alex gayscarf: dear god
sarah orz-fuck it: jack and jack just ran into the women's bathroom. dear god
sarah orz-fuck it: ALEX JUSTIN COME GET YOUR BOYFRIENDS JESUS CHRIST
sarah orz-fuck it: they're fighting again
sarah orz-fuck it: holy shit alex your boo is winning.
alex gayscarf: OH MY GOD. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
love eyes lester: some old lady keeps hitting me with her cane 'cause like i'm all cuddled up to dan in the theater
love eyes lester: omg he just yelled at her and said "YO OLD HOE STOP HURTING MY BABY BOY. NO WONDER YOURE ALL ALONE AND WRINKLY. YOURE AN OLD BITCH HOMOPHOBE. "
love eyes lester: she just gave us a dirty look and moved
love eyes lester: tbh i love him. he's the best boyfriend ever
heart eyes howell: anything for you baby boy <3
forehead urie: 'baby boy' ha gay
cheese whiz ross: stfu brendon you're gay
cheese whiz ross: but tbh dan and phil and fucking goals.
forehead urie: shut up. we're gonna be better goals here than anyone here.
forehead urie: kay hoe?
cheese whiz ross: i'm not a hoe, hoe
cheese whiz ross: i'm keeping that against you so you better be right fucking loser
kellin quan: goals right there
tony the turtle: same
zack attack: ^
jesse lawson: ^
forehead loser: see
forehead urie: told you
cheese whiz ross: shut up and let me kiss you
cheese whiz ross: ....
cheese whiz ross: hoe