VERY IMPORTANT: This chapter has NO RELATION to the story, meaning this is just like a filler chapter. It will not connect to the story. Sorry about the cliffhanger in the last chapter :P
#notcannon
Y/N POV:
I woke up in bed, with Dipper, Mabel, and Bill, standing over me.
"?" I wondered
"MERRY SUMMER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!" They all shouted in my ear.
"Aahhhh!" I shouted, covering my ears....
"You woke me up..." I said sadly..."I like sleep."
"Sorry," Dipper said, as he helped me out of bed
"It's summer Christmas!!" Mabel shouted excitedly
"What's Summer Christmas?" I ask
"The people of Gravity falls love Christmas so much, they celebrate it twice a year...and today is Summer Christmas Eve!" Bill explained to me.
"Oh..cool!" I said..."Do you think the mall is open today? I ask
"Probably," Mabel said.
"Okay...BYE!!!!!" I said as I quickly put on some clothes, took some stacks of money that were laying around from Bill, and ran outside to buy presents.
Shopping list
Bill- eyepatch, teddy bear(he loves teddy bears), a picture of me. Reindeer antlers
Dipper-His own empty journal, a pack of pens(perfect for chewing), a picture of me. Santa hat
Mabel- Yarn, a homemade sweater (made by me), with a matching headband with misletoe.
Soos- a speaking Santa head(I heard he likes those), and a new power wrench
Wendy-3 movie tickets to go see any movie, and a get out of work pass
Stan- a gold chain, a new tv, and a name tag with his picture on it that says "Mr.Money"
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I ran to the mall to find out it was absolutely crowded. I grabbed all the presents on my shopping list, and waited in line.........it's so slooooowwwww.
-----Fiften Minutes Later-----
I finally paid for the gifts and got out of there as fast as I could. I took a bus to the mystery shack, where I locked the door to the bedroom so I could wrap my presents alone.
I finished wrapping the presents and put them under the tree that Bill set up.
---the next day---
I woke up at 8:00 and started jumping on Dipper and Mabels bed yelling "GET UP GET UP ITS SUMMER CHRISTMAS!!"
I was going to do the same thing to Bill, but he used his powers to freeze me mid jump.
"Don't even think about it, I hate being woke up that way." He says in a playful, yet scary voice.
"Let's go downstairs!!" Mabel shouts, now as energetic as I am
When run down the stairs, and there ar so many presents!!!!
"PRESENTS!!!!!!" We all shout, and we see which ones are ours.
When we were done sorting the presents, there were 7 piles in total. One pile for me, one for Mabel, one for Dipper, one for Bill, one for Stan, one for Soos, and one for Wendy. Mabel went downstairs to wake up Stan and Soos.
"Y/N, look up, Dipper says, me and Bill both look up, and above me there is mistletoe. Unfortunately, Bill and Dipper are both sitting next to me. I brace myself as I feel two kisses being planted on my checks.
(Flash) "Scrapbook opurtunity!" Mabel says, as she comes up behind us, as Grunkle Stan, Wendy, and Soos follow. Gosh darn it Mabel
"Sick!" Wendy exclaimed,as she sees her presents.
"Oh, yo dude, you dudes didn't have presents for me dawg." Soos says
"Alright let's get "pretending to be happy at a gift you hate" tradition over with. " Grunkle Stan says sourly
He opened one of his presents,which happened to be from me.
"Mr.money?" He read, he suddenly lit up, and stuck the name tag on his shirt. He then opened the tv, and the gold chain
Wendy was the next one to open my presents.
"Sweet! Three movie tickets and a get out of work pass? I'll definetly use those."
Soos was the next one.
"Cool," he pushed the head of a Santa and it cracked a joke. "Haha, these things crack me up, and a power wrench, I needed one of those, thanks!"
When Soos, Wendy, and Stan left, we started opening each others presents.
I opened mine first, which was from Mabel.
"Cool, matching sweaters for me and Oinkers?? Thanks, I gave Mabel a hug.
I didn't have the heart to tell her the pig had run away some time ago.
Next, was from Dipper, it was a picture of me and him.
"So you can remember me when you leave." Dipper said, blushing
Next was Bill, who got a toy f/a (favorite animal)that was so KAWAIIIIIII!!!!
"OMG!!! Thanks so much Bill, I said,as I gave him a hug."
Bill then opened my present
"A teddy bear!! Yass, a new eyepatch, and reindeer antlers. And... A picture of you.."he said that last part, with tears in his eyes.
"Bill are you...crying?" I ask teasingly
"N-no...YOUR CRYING!" He said, accusing me
"Whatever," Diiper said, as he opened my present,
"Cool, a journal, a pack of pens,a Santa hat,"he says as he puts it on,"and a picture of you.!!"
Dipper started to cry as well as Bill
"Nice going Y/N." Mabel said teasingly, "you made two boys cry in one day."
"Yes! New record!" I shouted
I handed Mabel her present
"Yesss, I needed yarn, and a new sweater and... Mistletoe."
She put the mistletoe headband over me, and according to the rules or irony, Bill and Dipper were sitting next to me again. They started leaning towards me, and closed there eyes and puckered up their lips. I quickly moved out of the way while their eyes were closed, grabbed a camera, and took a picture just as both there lips touched. They both thought it was me and kept kissing.
I tried to stifle my laughter. Key word- tried.
"BILLDIP!!" Mabel shouted, pointing at the two boys.
They both opened there eyes and ran away from each other screaming.
"Merry Christmas!" I said
"Happy New Year!" Mabel said
"And Chicken and Rice!" Said Keith
(Edited: 4/24/17)
Authors Note: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Stay weird❤️!!
Keith: AND CHICKEN AND RICE