Be the troll who just woke up from his unexpected nap==>
I woke up feeling well rested for the first time in a while despite get yet another new ding to the head.
Eventually I'm gonna get brain damage and start worshipping clown gods like Gamzee or more than likely with my luck I'll have it bad and start screaming incoherent garble out of my mouth like Sollux's miserable excuse for a dancester/guardian.
I woke up feeling well rested for once despite getting another ding to the head yesterday. Eyes still closed I went to sit up on which I assume was the couch again strider probably moved me there after he found me unconscious on his floor but there was something weighing me down and it was warm and comfy. I opened my eyes looking up and see that Dave had his arms wrapped around my middle and and was breathing softly still asleep. I also noticed that the douche slept with his stupid sunglasses on, why is something like that even necessary?
I decided that I really don't care and went to get up again but he was clinging to me tight. Maybe I will just lay here for a bit longer he is awful warm and comfy a couple more minutes couldn't hurt, I thought as I laid back down snuggling into him as I fell back asleep.
Be the douche that sleeps with sunglasses on==>
You woke up and stretched a smile, yes a smile not a smirk I'm allowed to smile dammit, spread across my face as I saw Karkat still clinging to me. But how would I not smile the small troll just looked so peaceful not to mention hells cute made me just wanna lean down and kiss his plump grey lips. Wait what? No I think your mistaken I did not just think that why would you ever think I was even consider something like that?
Nah I totally just thought that dudes too cute and I'm gay as fuck it's a shame he has to go back to whatever weird place he comes from. But enough of this I have shit to not do. I untangle Karkat from around me and lay him down, he shifts a bit but stays asleep.
Alrighty then let's get down to business, I walked out my room to see a note from Dirk stuck to the TV(real classy bro) saying that he had gone out with Jake and Roxy to go to a nice dinner for Roxy's month anniversary of staying sober. He also said to be home by five because he had to talk to me about something. I shrugged and grabbed my phone walking out the door to go to John's house
**at John's house**
I didn't even bother knocking Mr. Egbert wasn't home he was on a business trip and John didn't mind you coming in because it gave him company. "Honey I home" I call teasingly. I heard a high pitch squeal come from John's room and I laugh you loud walking back there to see a shirtless John looking quite frazzled.
Quick be Dirk==>
You try to be Dirk but fail because Dirk is currently at a 'dinner' which is it say their lunch only took 15 minutes and then Dirk and Jake went back to Jake's house to do some 'dancing' *furious eyebrow wiggle*
Be one of the raging gays currently residing at the Egbert household==>
John: but I'm not a homosexual
Author: shut your word hole John your almost as gay as both striders combined
John: no I'm not
Author: BE QUIET YOU BULGE MUNCHING NOOK WAFFLE YOUR INTERRUPTING THE STORY
John: *loud grumpling*
You are now John and you totally don't have the hots for other guys *cough cough not really cough cough*==>
I had just gotten out of the shower and finished drying off when i heard Dave call. I let out a squeal and quickly started to get dress but by the time Dave had gotten to my room I was still shirtless.
"Your looking a bit pink there egderp" I touched my face and felt it was hot and I blushed even more.
"Shhhhhhh"
"Haha nah" he laughs with his signature smirk, it's actually been quite some time since you've seen him genuinely smile.
"Dave!"you whine with out shame he really did a number on me because this happens just about every day and there is no winning for me only giving in before a dig myself into a bigger hole.
"John" he mocks me crossing his arms
"Agg your impossible could you not even have waited until I got dressed?"
"And miss your hot bod I think not" for some reason I blush more at his statement but I really haven't the faintest clue to why
I let out a small growl and pull a shirt over your head "so what do you want to do today?"
"I don't know just something but I have to be back to the apartment by five, that is if Dirk is done pounding Jake into a wall by then" he chuckles
"Ew gross I did not need to know that"
"Oh yes you did everyone should keep up to date with all things strider all the time"
"I can do that if I did your ego would probably get bigger then it won't be able to fit into any doors"
"Whoa there Egbert calm down that high level of sass someone might get the wrong idea about you"
You roll your eyes "whatever dude, as too what we can do it's pretty hot today so I thought we could go out of ice cream"
"Sounds chill dude but I didn't bring any money with me" he says shrugging.
"No problem dude my dad left me forty bucks to do whatever with today"
"shit why didn't you say that instead of just going for ice cream we could go to a movie or something fun" he suggests
I thought for a moment before speaking up again,"could we go mini golfing!?" I ask hopefully.
"Yeah sure where you wanna go? I brought my car so we can go wherever"
"You don't have to drive there's an awesome one a five minute walk from here and it's attached to a ice cream shop so we could do both"
"Aw yis lets go" he says almost excited as you.
I gave him a toothy grin and grabbed the money off the kitchen counter and headed back to the front door where Dave stood scowling at his phone.
Be Dave==>
Fucking Bro
Why won't he pick up his phone the asshole
"Dave something wrong?"
I sighed,"not really I was just trying to get a hold of bro to uh check on ... Something" I hesitated slightly I don't really think I should tell him about Karkat yet he's not a person that is particularly believing of things like this.
"What is it we can go back to your house so you can do whatever you need too"
"No" I almost shouted,"it's nothing important lets just go if we don't get going soon we won't have enough time"
"Alright let's go!" He beams and I almost let out a sigh for relief as we started walking out the door to the place.
**one walk and half a game of mini golf later**
"Dave your such a cheater!" John pouts as I make another hole in one. We were fifteen holes into our eighteen game and I had already gotten four hole in ones and John had struck out (I have no idea if it's called that but he got too many strokes for that hole and got the max score for it) six times and threw his club into the water hazard out of frustration three times.
"Dude how am I supposed to cheat in mini golf?"
"Because you do it isn't humanly possible to play that good" he scoffs as he puts his ball down to take his turn.
"No that's no impossible what's impossible he how bad you're playing right now, like seriously we could get a monkey up in this place for completely ironic purposes of course and he would be able to play better than you are"
"Nu-uh"
"Yes-huh now take your turn so we can play the last three holes and I can finish whooping your ass already" I chuckle
John angrily swings his club and the ball misses the hole by a mile and this continues until he gives up and takes eight strokes for that hole.
This continues for the next two holes until you get to the creepy ass clown they use to collect your balls. There's a big sign in front of it that says getting the ball into the things demonic smiling mouth gets you a free ice cream of your choice at the adjacent ice cream shop. John motions for you to go first and you drop your ball onto the green and shoot but the clown closes it mouth letting out a creepy cackle and you shrug stepping back to let John go and he tosses his ball down distastefully swinging the club as hard as his noodley arms would allow him to. The ball speeds up and lands in the hole and his face lights up and he starts jumping up and down as a buzzer goes off singling that the hole had been won.
"Nice one Egbert" I congratulate him chuckling.
"Eat it Dave I finally beat you" he gloats doing a little victory dance.
"Yep you sure did I'm eat a supreme serving of defeat, I don't know if I'll have room for ice cream after that meal I was just served"
He gives you a slight glare as you walk back inside to return your clubs and the worker at the counter gives John his coupon for his free ice cream.
We both walk across the street to the little stand and order, me a banana split with chocolate ice cream and just strawberry sauce onto top and him with a vanilla sundae. You eat and idly chat about random shit until your both walking back to his house and your just passing a dollar general when you get an idea.
"Yo egderp you got any money left?"
"Yeah like ten bucks why?"
"Could we go in a buy a bag of double stuff Oreos? For that thing I was talking about earlier?"
"Yeah sure I'll be right back" he says and runs inside coming back seven minutes later with a bag of Oreos and a coke handing them to me.
"Thanks bro" I give him a friendly hug and we continue.
I decided to check my phone and saw that is was already 4:50 and swore silently,"shit John I gotta get home bro wants me for something" I said as we got to his house.
"Alright see you tomorrow" he waves as jump into my car and start driving home.
I arrive five minutes late but I don't really care and walk in to bro laying on the couch and I sit down too sitting on top of his legs.
"Hey lil man it's Monday so you know what tomorrow means"
"OH HELL NO"