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003."Albarn like blur? the man who gets rudely awaken by the dustman?"
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It wasn't rare for Anaïs and Elijah to spend weeks together for no apparent reason. The two became inseparable once together, their friendship had even bled into the rest of his band.
Although luckily not the other way around, Anaïs was sure if either her friend our cousin were unleashed, her and Elijah would no longer have a friendship.
So the group of 5 sat around in their weird nunnery house, it was awfully cold but not cold enough to freeze your tits off. Luckily.
"I can't lie, sometimes this place scares the shit out of me" Robert confessed, his head focused on the ceiling above him.
"i think it's haunted"
Anaïs widened her eyes in fear, looming towards Ryan.
"oh it's not haunted, but like it's a nunnery, don't worry Anaïs you with get eaten by nuns" Ryan tried to comfort the girl.
"i think it'd be cool, imagine recording a song and some nun starts joining in with the backing vocals"
The group of four looked towards the big with a mullet, his head was thrown backward against the sofa and he had a can of beer in his hands.
"freak" Eli mumbled crossing his legs, as he leaned back "i mean, it's still a cool place to be honest, i don't know why i'm here and not my warm flag but i suppose it's the people not the place" He spoke, emphasising the word warm, as he slightly shivered at the breeze.
"Probably being haunted by Eli's fan girl of the week" Ryan laughed, his eyes darting to his way friend, a look that spoke nothing but mischief on his face. "she's verified mate, what have you done to grab her attention"
Anaïs nervously looked between her friends before looming down ashamed, she had shown Cerise her friend which had lead to her unfiltered twitter spree over a few weeks. The girl had no input on the matter, her being in Dublin whilst her two friends resided in London.
"haha so weird yeah" Anaïs laughed avoiding the stares of her friends.
"she tagged you" Robert spoke sitting up and acknowledging the rest of the groups. "mentioned you being friends"
"what, pfft no"
The four lads stared at the girl, not one of them breaking her stare, each stare got more intimidating, as she moved from Josh, to Ryan, to Eli and finally to Rob.
"Oh fine i showed her and Millie a photo and they both went feral" Anaïs caved, the words slipping out of her mouth before her brain could even comprehend her actions.
"feral?" Elijah slowly asked, turning to face his friend.
"yes, please bare in mind she was mojito drunk"
"what photo did you show her?" A slight panic rose in Elijah's face, if you looked at him close enough you would probably see his brain trying to think of all the photos Anaïs could possibly have of him, He sat looking at his knees for about all of ten seconds before his head snapped up.
Robert laughed at his friend, as he sat there with a panic-ridden face.
"you did not!"
"sorry"
The three others in the room looked at other in confusion, completely out the loop because of the two friends.
"can somebody explain?" Ryan asked looking between the two.
"Eli likes jazz" Anaïs shrugged nonchalantly, Eli frowning form besides her as a grin crept in Ryan's face.
"please tell me this is not the most drop dead gorgeous girl and Eli has not lost his chances" Josh laughed patting his friend on the shoulder
"don't be daft did you see the tweets?"
Elijah looked between his friends, a frown on his face as he thought about the random girl.
"i'm sorry Eli" Anaïs laughed, "you wouldn't have a chance getting past her Dad"
"na don't worry, i've sweet talked may Dads before" He confidently replied puffing out his chest.
"yeah but none of them were Damon Albarn"
At that name, four heads snapped towards the girl, each one with more aggression.
"Albarn like blur? the man who gets rudely awaken by the dustman?" Elijah question, a loon of bewilderment in his face.
"parklife" Robert sung, Ryan glaring at him from across the room.
"yes, Damon Albarn, from Blur, Cerise is his lovely daughter"
"fuck me" Josh sighed as his friends just nodded along.
"out of all the people" Elijah sighed placing one of his hands against his forehead.
"yeah mate, you suck compared to her! don't get me wrong i love your dad he's fucking cool, but Damon Albarn! I thought having a friend whose Dad was Noel Gallagher would knock you down but a girlfriend who's Dad is Damon Albarn! he was fucking beautiful in his youth!" Robert yapped, a sparkle in his eyes as he spoke about the older man.
"first of all, she won't be my girlfriend, hold me to it" Eli told the group seriously "and second of all my Dad is also beautiful!"
"yeah but not as good looking as Damon Albarn, he really was something" Josh told him, a cockily smile on his face.
With a deflated ego, Elijah only sighed at his friends words.
"i hate you all"
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En speaks!
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur
Of what is known as
PARKLIFE