Faust's POV
[We see how Faust wakes Up in a room of the palace,one he didn't liked at all]
Faust:of all the rooms he could give me,he put me in Charlie's old room.
[Faust as the curious man he is he started to see all the photos of the room,he was about to see one that was on the floor like it was ripped out of the wall,until someone knocked on the door catching it's attention,so he went to open the door just to see Lucifer standing there]
Lucifer:can i pass?
Faust:yes sir.
[We see how the both of them sit down on the edge of the bed]
Faust:look about yesterday i-
Lucifer:i don't wanna hear it kid,i know you were hurted by the sudden information,but what where you thinking driving like that?
Faust:i just wanted to feel anything else,i usually just play my videogames and done i feel better, because if i stop playing i start thinking and if i start thinking i start to freak the fuck out.
Lucifer:what about your friends,you don't hang with them?
[Faust started to give him the look of "really n****"]
Lucifer:ok my fault that you can't go to the hotel,that was a stupid question.
Faust:yeah it really was.
Lucifer:well i hope you like pancakes because i've made them for breakfast.
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Ivory's POV
Angel:hey sleeping beauty wake the fuck up,Al wants to show us something.
Ivory:five more minutes mom i'm tired...💤💤💤.
[Just like Magic angel got a Air horn out of the fluff of his chest and blew it next to Ivory's ear]
Ivory: HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA LA MADRE QUE TE PARIÓ GILIPOLLAS!
Angel:sorry i don't understand spanish and you know that bitch,but you can thank me later now let's going down.
[We see how angel grabs Ivory by her pajamas draggin' her down to the couch on the lobby]
Angel:Now you can show as all what you had strawberry ass.
[Alastor looks at angel with a face of "call me that again and i'll rip your arms of your body"]
[Alastor turns off the television.]
Alastor: So, what do you think?
[On the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.]
Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?
Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...
Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious.
Ivory:and it is funny but it could have been a better ad with faust help,since he was studying this stuff but he's not here anymore thanks to someone.
Vaggie:how many more times i have to say it, he's dangerous.
Ivory:and so is he! *Pointing at alastor* but he's still here.
Vaggie: i'm not gonna keep explaining myself to you anymore and speaking of the ad,it didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.
Alastor: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement.
[He taps the television twice with his microphone staff.]
Alastor: So, I had a little fun with it.
Vaggie: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? *stands up* Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time.
[Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.]
Vaggie: What?
Angel Dust: If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?
[Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it.]
Vaggie: Angel, you're a porn star.
Angel Dust: A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.
Vaggie: We are not filming a porn as a commercial.
Angel Dust: Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.
Ivory: he's right,you should have seen how many horny people were on verosika's concert.
Angel:Thanks for the back up horns.
Ivory: you're welcome fluff tits.
Angel:anyway as i was saying if you get me to film something smiles over there this will be filled with customers.
[As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement.]
Alastor: Haha! Never going to happen!
Angel:keep telling yourself that.
Charlie: Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits.
Ivory:Wait,those aren't tits?
Angel:nope but it gets the job done.
[Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.]
Charlie: Hold that thought! I'll be right back.
Angel Dust: I could keep going all night, baby.
[While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.]
Charlie: Hello? Dad?
Lucifer:hey i'm sorry to ask you this but could you go to embassy of Heaven to meet with the "leader" of the angelic army, i'm kinda busy here and since is your first time i'll send faust to be there just in case.
Faust (from far away):oh hell no, i'm not going there!
Lucifer:you're going you like it or not kid!
Faust (from far away):Fuck no,i rather be again in the Limbo than in a room with her!.
Lucifer:Ok then i'll tell Thanatos to put you in a room with spiders this time instead of the river.
Faust:ok,ok,I'll go, just don't threaten me with spiders anymore
Charlie:dad it's ok you can't force someone to do things they don't want to.
Lucifer:oh no, he's going because i don't trust those feathered bastards but can you do it please,i have a meeting with mammon about Loo Loo Land.
Charlie: Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?
Lucifer:thanks kid you saved me a lot of time.
[Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.]
Charlie: Yes... YES!
[Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out.]
Charlie: VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!
Vaggie: Ah! What?
[Charlie waves her to come to her for some exciting news.]
Charlie: *mumbling excitedly* get over here!
[Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie meets Charlie behind.]
Vaggie: What's going on?
[Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.]
Charlie: My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead since he has a meeting with uncle mammon.
[Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.]
Vaggie: But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-
[As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing.]
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Faust's POV
Faust:mammon,that was your best excuse to say "i don't wanna go to that meeting"?
Lucifer:what? It worked didn't It?
Faust:so Who's gonna be in that meeting?
Lucifer:just some prick,i kinda hate his guts if you know what i mean.
Faust:understandable and what do i do when the meeting's over?
Lucifer:there's a part that says "under renovations" enter and press the duck three times and I'll know it's you.
Faust:You were joking about the spiders right and how i'm gonna go there?
Lucifer:i wasn't joking and you're going like this *snaps his fingers*
Faust:you motherfu-
[We see how Faust appears inside the embassy so he decided to wait to Charlie]
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[Charlie has gotten to right where she wants to be, the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. She opens the door to peek inside.]
Charlie: Hello! *voice echoes*
[Charlie enters through the door and finds the whole embassy deserted. She walks to the front desk to check in.]
Charlie: Hello? *voice echoes* Creepy...
[We see how Faust gets close to hear in a stealthy way to scare her,and he succeed on that]
[All that was heard is the echo of a slap]
Faust:It was worth it.
Charlie:why would you do that!
Faust:cause it was fun but let's get going i wanna end this A.S.A.P
Charlie:what is your problem with me?
Faust:that's for me to know and for you to find out.
[Charlie and faust go to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.]
Charlie: Oh, okay...
[She was about to Sign the scroll but it was grabbed by faust]
Faust:yoink!
Charlie:faust give it back i have to sign it.
Faust:did you read the content or you were gonna sign it without reading?
Charlie:i don't care what if it is to know who's gonna enter? *Grabs the scroll and signs it*
[The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show them the meeting room, and they enter inside the dark room with no one around.]
Faust:and that was a stupid thing to do.
Charlie:i'm not stupid so take it back.
Faust: i'm not gonna take it back when is true and it looks like we're here already.
Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?
Faust:Please be Michael,please be Michael.
[The lights suddenly switched on, revealing three angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand and the other his own son,Abel.]
(This is Abels designe)
Adam: 'Sup!
Charlie: Holy, shit!
Faust:aw,i wanted Michael.
[Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.]
Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked us if we could meet you.
Adam: Yeah, I know.
Charlie: Okay, well.
[Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw]
Charlie: It's nice to meet you.
Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you, too.
[Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.]
Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. *turns to Lute* Did you see that?
[Lute nods once.]
Adam: Ha. Good shit.
[Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.]
Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?
Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? *laughs* No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? *chuckles* Ew.
Faust:yeah you don't have to tell me.
Adam:oh shit,i didn't saw you there man,who are you by the way?
Faust: i'm Faust you can keep ignoring me i'm here against my will.
Adam:yeah that must suck for you,hold up,wait a minute,is that a AC⚡DC shirt?
Faust:yeah i love rock why?
Adam:finally someone that talks my language, favourite song?
Faust: thunderstruck which is ironic since i died by a thunderstrike while i listened to the song.
Adam:dude that fucking rocks,hey kid put him on the "no kill" list,this one's my favourite,is a shame you're not in heaven,we could have been pals,who cares here you go.
Abel:yes father.
Faust:thanks for the pin but who's that?
Adam:oh that's my son don't mind him, i'm the only one that matters here.
Abel:father we're here to talk with miss morningstar not a common sinner,you may continue miss Charlie.
Charlie: thank you sir. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-
[Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.]
Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you.
[Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie.]
Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it.
Charlie: Uh...thanks.
Faust:he's an hologram.
[Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand past right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and Adam laughs.]
Adam: I got you again, bitch! *laughs* Fuckin' hilarious!
[Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.]
Faust:and that's the reason why they say blondes are dumb .
Adam:Ha! I'm liking this kid,Word of advice don't trust the blondies.
Faust:don't have to tell me twice sir.
Adam:what you got experience already with them?
Faust:you could say that she *make horns with his hands ok his head*.
Adam:Same here man,is like we're the same fucking person, don't tell me your second girlfriend did the same because if you say yes i'm gonna freak the fuck out.
Faust:nah i broke up with her since i didn't wanna use her to fill a hole on the heart.
Adam:and now you f-
Abel:father we need to stay focus on the meeting.
Adam:ok you don't need to be a party popper,you know how to play any instrument?
Faust:i can sing and i used to be a drummer as a hobby.
Adam:i'll be the one judge that,let's see how you play "fuel" by Metallica *he creates a golden battery for faust to play*.
Faust:fine,whatever you say.
Faust:Gimme fuel, gimme fire
Gimme that which I desire
Ooh.
Adam:ok he's really good, you're my new grandkid now.
Abel:say what now?
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(The scene cuts back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.)
Vaggie: Okay, so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. (Turning to Alastor) Alastor?
(Alastor snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused.)
Vaggie: A video camera?
Alastor: Hmmm.
(Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.)
Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this!
(The camera switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool. The camera whirrs as it brings the two into focus.)
Vaggie: And... Action!
(Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.)
Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"
Angel Dust: "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"
(Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.)
Husk: "Well, you come-"
Angel Dust: (moaning) "Oh, yes!"
Husk: (bored) ..."to the right place."
(Vaggie has had it, and stops recording.)
Vaggie: Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?
Husk: (Angrily) I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!
Angel Dust: Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. (gets closer to Husk's face) Rrawwr. (purrs seductively)
(Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him off the counter painfully hard.)
Husk: Whoops.
(Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.)
Vaggie: (Offscreen) Husk, come on.
Ivory:angel can you give me the script?
Angel: whatever you say horns.
Ivory:thank you.
[We see how Ivory starts to read the script with a shocked face]
Ivory:no wonder it doesn't work,this script is bad, also not doing a general rehearsal because you say "there's no time" it's obvious that this will go wrong.
Vaggie:if you think you can do It better then go ahead miss smart ass.
Ivory:and here i thought you wouldn't ask,angel come here i need to make your hair,Husk if you learn it i'll pay you any bottle you wanna buy.
Husk:deal.
Ivory:and that's how you motivate someone but we need more things than that camera,is a shame faust can't help us to film this since he is the only profesional in the hotel.
Vaggie:and you keep bringing it up.
Ivory: I'll keep doing it until i die so if you want me to shut you need to kill me and you need to use the camera,i have everything else to do so i think is fair,good chat.
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Faust's POV
[Cutting back to Charlie's meeting with Adam, she's looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while faust is hitting his head against the table wanting to stop listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life. The camera cuts to Adam.]
Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" *pointing to his penis down the table* All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? *Lute shaking her head* No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! *eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily* So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?
Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you...Oh....
[Charlie puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.]
Charlie: *low voice* That explains so much.
Faust: *low voice* took you long enough to notice.
Adam: I know. I fucking rock. *Holds up his hand in the sign of the horns.*
[Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.]
Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.
Adam: Call me, Dickmaster.
Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart- *pauses* ...well, stand up guy.
Adam: *picking his teeth* Uh-huh.
Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A- A genius!
Adam: I mean, your words, babe.
[We see how Faust's whipfist almost stabs Adam's head]
Faust:call her "babe" one more time and i'll aim to your other head.
Charlie: i'm so sorry about him he has anger issues.
[We see how Charlie grabs faust by his jacket and Talk in a low voice with him]
Charlie:what is wrong you? You make fun of me and now you protect me,why are you acting like this?
Faust: because i don't want your father to kill me for not doing nothing while he calls you babe.
Charlie:i don't need your help and i'm fine without it,i didn't ask you to protect me.
[We see how Charlie let go of faust's jacket but she didn't notice that she may did damage to Faust, something Abel noticed.]
Charlie:as i was saying,i think you're someone who would really love to put his name on something.
Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!
Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!
Adam: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.
Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem.
Adam: Oh...uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem.
[Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is continues to hit his head on the table.]
Adam: Ummm...
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Ivory's POV
[Cuts back to the hotel. Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her]
Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Vaggie: Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?
Niffty: Got it. I'm ready.
[Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.]
Vaggie: Action!
[Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with a ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.]
Vaggie: Uhh, cut.
Niffty: *snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self* (giggles) How was that?
Vaggie: Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again.
Niffty: Ok!
Vaggie: Action!
[Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.]
Angel Dust: *smug* (whisper) You're doing great, Vagina.
Vaggie: *irritated* Cut! Alright, uhh... maybe we can try to... fix it in post.
Angel Dust: Do you even know what that means?
Vaggie: *angrily* I'll figure it out!
Ivory: give me that,niffty i want you to say that line because i'm sure a girl as cute as you can attract a lot of bad boys,let's try again,ok?
Niffty:i'm ready!
[Same result as before]
Ivory:ok this isn't the first time i work with someone that has stage fright, i'll find a way.
Vaggie:good luck with it.
Ivory:yeah and before any of you goes to do their things i want you to see what i did because after a lot of time i present you the new Husk,for the ad only of course.
Husk:not even a word.
(Without smiling)
Husk:i look like an old man.
Ivory: you're an old man,now angel is your turn.
Angel:if your gonna make look hot like whiskers over there i'll do you a 69 for free girl.
Ivory:no,just no.
Angel:your lost
-some minutes later-
[Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.]
Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial.
Ivory:is kinda ironic,you tell Charlie to not make a deal with Al and you're the first one to do it,ha!
Angel:i can go out now or what?
Ivory:i present you the new angel dust,only for the ad of course.
Angel:i feel fucking fabulous,not as fabulous as the Kitty Cat but still,great job horns.
Ivory:and with this done we can film the ad now,let's go baby!
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Faust's POV
[Cuts to Charlie looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity and faust wishing to have a gun to kill himself and end this torture.]
Adam: You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, (high pitched-voice) "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."
Faust:SHUT THE FUCK UP,I'M TIRED OF HEARING YOUR SEX LIFE,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,WE DON'T CARE.
[And just like that a letter appeared on the table infront of Adam,It said "They're right,nobody asked so don't go around talking about it.
Signed: Big G" Annoying Adam he threw the letter to Abel hitting him in the head]
Charlie:Thanks honey and No!i meant our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!
[And then Charlie relized what she just said giving herself a facepalm while faust was trying not to laugh]
Adam: Ohh. *pauses, then laughs* Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! *turning to Lute* Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?
Lute: Got a good 275 this year, sir.
Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.
[Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she does.]
Adam:how 'bout you kid?
Abel:666 this year.
Adam:the number of the beast! Amazing fucking job kid.
Charlie: Uh no, not amazing. Those are my people. You know that, right?
Faust:and your people suck most of the time.
Charlie: shut up faust you're not helping.
Faust:yes ma'am
Adam:That must suck for you when even your boyfriend thinks is useless! *bursts into laughter*
Faust:oh no,we're-
[A Slam on the table is heard]
Charlie: But these are souls...Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven!.
Lute: *coldly* They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.
Charlie: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes.
Lute: Angels don't make mistakes.
Charlie: You really think that.
Lute: I know that.
Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life.
Faust:really? Because if i remember well in the bible said that Eve and You took a bit of the forbbiden Apple.
Adam:eeeeeh...well...i-
Abel:he has a good point there father,it was your and mom's fault we were kicked out of eden.
Adam:yeah but it was before became an angel so.
Faust:a mistake is a mistake regardless of the time,and that mistake of yours brought sin to the world.
[As Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.]
Lute: The only reason your little girlfriend is still here is because daddy gave her and their hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little she matters?
[We see how Faust grabs lute by the neck pushing her to a wall making his right arm into a sword putting the Edge on her neck]
Faust:i don't care what who you are but you better take that back because the only one here that doesn't matter is you,you're only a pawn in a place full of them, you're Lucky i told her father that i wouldn't make more problems.
Abel:i understand your anger but don't let it control you.
Faust:this was just a little part of it,if i wanted to kill her she would be dead already.
[Faust's let Lute free from his grip and making his arm right again]
Adam:*nervous* Oops, would you look at that,almost out of time. Guess we should get into it.
Charlie: Oh, fuck!
[As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. It fully closes before she can reach him.]
Charlie: *tearing up* Ugh, SHIT!
Faust:well,I'll be leaving now.
Charlie:you're joking right,you saw how they just cut our time in half and your just leaving?!
Faust:and what do you want me to do,start a war?
Charlie:no of course not,but you could have tried to talk with them to think about it just like i did!
Faust:and look how that went but thanks to you calling me honey infront of them i bet my life that they think we're a couple now,and if you excuse me i have to talk with your father.
Charlie: i'm sorry i said that ok,It slipped,i didn't thought what i was saying.
Faust:yeah right,keep telling yourself "dear",now can i go?
Charlie: you're an asshole,i don't know why i had faith that you changed in the Limbo,but i can see you didn't.
Faust:tell me something i don't tell myself in the mirror "princess".
[We see how Faust goes away from Charlie to go where Lucifer told him so he could call when the meeting was over but what he didn't knew is that Charlie was following him, after going inside and make the rubber duck cuack three times the pentagram glowed]
Lucifer:Hey if it isn't my favourite Michael,how was the meeting?
Faust:wanted to kill myself right then and there.
Lucifer:yeah i know how it feels is like that almost every singel time with Adam,there was someone else with him?
Faust:yeah,Lute and his son Abel.
Lucifer:i don't know who's Lute but i know about Abel,how's the kid doing?
Faust:good i think,but i almost kill Adam with my whipfist for calling Charlie "babe".
Lucifer:good, because if you didn't i would have kill him for calling her that and you for doing nothing.
Faust: that's what i thought,but you know what's funny? Your daughter called me honey,i almost laugh,and now some angels think we're a couple.
Lucifer:
Faust:yeah but there's bad news that i bring.
Lucifer: i'm sure it can't be that bad.
Faust:your dumb daughter signed a scroll in the entrence of the embassy without reading it's content and thanks to that now the extermination will happen every six months instead of a year.
Lucifer:ok,i was gonna say you shouldn't call my daughter "dumb" but now i see why you said it.
Faust:exactly.
Lucifer:thanks for telling me, i'll go and warn Thanatos of this new situation.
Faust:Yes sir and before you go there's anything you want me to do?
Lucifer:...yeah,now That i think about it, Thanatos told me you have a meeting with the prince if the goetia stolas,i'll teleport you there with your bike.
Faust:all right sir.
[And just like that Lucifer and faust were gone leaving Charlie outside,she didn't knew why faust was lying about his name but she had a feeling that she heard that name Before,Michael,but she doesn't remember where.]
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Ivory's POV
[Charlie sadly returns to the hotel. Vaggie runs to her and hugs her.]
Vaggie: Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?
Charlie: Oh, they sure did... hear it. But, um-
Vaggie: Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you.
[Vaggie leads Charlie to the group]
Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air.
Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!
Charlie: Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?
Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.
Ivory:and don't forget that It was one of my best jobs with the attire and make Up.
Alastor:of course i don't wanna take all the credit of it,i could have done them myself but It was a great help my dear.
[That leaves Ivory satisfied]
Charlie: *beaming and tearing up* That's... that's amazing.
Angel Dust: Sshh, it's starting.
Vaggie (On TV): Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -
[TV cuts to a breaking news report]
[Vaggie, Charlie and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain. Niffty claps and giggles.]
Katie Killjoy: Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?
Tom Trench: No, what does that mean, Katie?
Katie Killjoy: It means we're all royally fucked! *Eye twitches*
[Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.]
Angel: Wait, what? Why?!
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[A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.]
Lute: We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!
Adam: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!
[Adam slams a fist on the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.]
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Faust's POV
[Now in the goetia Palace we see stolas sitting on the table of his office with faust]
Faust:is an honor to be here again your highness.
Stolas:oh don't worry little one,Than told me that you stopped my assasination in the warth ring,is that right?
Faust:i did sir,It was an IMP called striker,i have a theory of who hired him but i need more proof to do it.
Stolas:very well i wanna hear it when you have that proof,if you need anything say it little one,i owe you my life afterall.
Faust:you don't owe me nothing your highness,i was just doing my job,i should be asking you that instead,you need anything?
Stolas:oh no no,i can't let you do that,i insist,just tell me what you need,clothes,magic,knowledge?
Faust:well now that you say it like that,i need a disguise for a job i'm doing and i don't want to put those that i care in danger.
Stolas:that's very thoughtfull of you,anything in particular?
Faust:i could give you a drawing,can i have a paper and pen please?
Stolas:of course,here you go.
Faust:thanks your highness.
[1 hour and a half later]
Faust:here it is your highness.
Stolas:thanks you, i'll try to have it by wednesday.
Faust:understood,i'll be going now your highness,if you need a security guard some other time call Blitzø to contact me.
Stolas: i'll have that in mind young one,i hope you have a good day.
Faust:you too your highness.
[We see how Faust gets close to an open window and jump at the entrence of the palace almost giving stolas a heart attack only to grab the bike and go away.]
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Ivory's POV
Charlie: Ivory may i speak with you in private please?
Ivory: I'll tell you later what happend with him,ok angel?
Angel:fine but you better finish the drama about that ex of yours.
[We see how Ivory follows charlie to her room watching all the photos she has with vaggie]
Ivory:so what do you wanna talk about?
Charlie:is about faust.
Ivory:look if your trying to get me to forgive vaggie-
Charlie:i saw him today in the meeting.
Ivory:and how is him?
Charlie:i don't know but now for a mistake i did the angels took half of our time and they think faust is my boyfriend, because i said honey without thinking.
Ivory:yeah that was stupid.
Charlie:but i wanna know why he was lying to us.
Ivory:what do you mean by lying?
Charlie:i mean his name,his name is Michael,not faust,but you already knew that.
Ivory:i did but it doesn't matter, how do you know that.
Charlie:i may or may not have listened to a talk he was having with my dad.
Ivory:ok,now i get it,not only you got him the punishment of not getting close to the hotel but,now you want to blackmail him with that info,is that right princess?
Charlie:What,no of course not!
Ivory:then why do you care so much that he lied about his name.
Charlie:is because i have a feeling that i've heard that name before but i don't know where.
Ivory:that's not my problem and this better stay here, because if i learn that someone else know about his name,i don't care who your daddy is you're gonna end up bad.
Charlie:don't worry,i won't tell anyone,i just need you to help me find why that name is so familiar.
Ivory:Archangel Michael done and goodbye.
[We see how Ivory gets out of there slamming the door,leaving a young Charlotte thinking about that name.]
Finally done after so long, i'm sorry of i didn't published it sooner, i'm on vacation and i'm fucking working just because my father say it,i just wanna relax man.