'Just execute us, its better than this'
Nine(9) member(s)
Felix
Hello everyone
I have good news and bad news
Changbin
What have you broken now?
Seungmin
I hope it his bones
Yin
Would it kill you to be
nice?
Chan
Don't question it Yin
Last time I did, my hairline
was abused
Jisung
Lol, what hairline?
Hyunjin
Oh God, my God
Why don't you just pay attention to
Felix?
Will he have to climb mount Everest?
Swim the Pacific? Walk through the thickest of rainforests?
Battle a lion?
Wrestle a crocodile?
Hyunjin is typing. . .
Seungmin
He's broken guys
Minho
Nothing a little air frying won't fix 😀
Yin
Where is Jeongin?
Jisung
He's either busy or dead?
Changbin
And you say that ever so casually?
Chan
Felix does your news have
anything to do with Jeongin's
whereabout?
Felix
Maybe. . .
Hyunjin
A-ha, he's the culprit
Fling him off a catapult
if he survives he's innocent
Yin
What is this? 1607?
Seungmin
Considering how he acts like
a caveman, yes
Jisung
That's not the cavemen timeline
oh wise dumbmin
Minho
I mean, you would know
Chan
All of you, shut!
Felix what have you done to
my child?
Felix
The good news is
I read him a bedtime story
Yin
Doesn't sound too bad
Jisung
I mean what could go wrong?
Felix
The bad news is it was a spell
book and he is now a frog-
Minho
. . .
Changbin
. . .
Jisung
. . .
Yin
. . .
Hyunjin
. . .
Chan
Please say you're joking
Felix
You're joking
Yin
Pretty sure he meant for you
to say ‘I am joking’
Felix
Oh right
I'm joking
Hyunjin
Hi joking, I'm Hyunjin
Changbin
Wrong time to play pabo
Seungmin
Don't tell me you guys believe
in magic?
Jisung
I do
This one time I watched a YouTube video on how to summon evil
and when I chanted Wingardium leviosa
Minho mysteriously appeared at our dorm
Felix
I'm not scared, I'm not scared, I'M NIT SCAREF
Hyunjin
I'm scared
My timbers have been shivered
Yin
Please what's the page's name?
For research purposes, of course
Seungmin
That's the Harry potter spell for levitating objects
Jisung please levitate off a cliff
Changbin
Why would he want to summon evil?
Minho
I should be disappointed
but I'm just impressed
Chan
Don't encourage him
We must find out what happened
I.N
Felix talk
Felix
Listen officer, you cannot get me to talk cause Channie Hyung said no talking to strangers
Minho
I will sacrifice you-
Chan
I am Channie Hyung
Jisung
Can't you see his bald head?
Seungmin
THIS IS A TEXTFIC
FOR CHRIST SAKE!!
Yin
Shush Minmin, don't question
the magic
Hyunjin
Wise words from a wise potato
Changbin
I wish I could leviosa you to
a garbage dump
Chan
If anyone interrupts me searching
for the whereabouts of my son
I will commit scolding
Minho
Dear God
How old are you?
Felix
Guys I can hear ‘Ribbit ribbit’
Yin
R-I-B-B-I-T
They call me ribbit
Jisung
Hello boys and girls you can
call me ribbit
Hyunjin
I live by the water but I don't get
in it
Changbin
Is this really the time to sing?
Seungmin
Its always pabo o'clock
Chan
Where is my Jeongin?
Felix
Okay so, he said he didn't feel
sleepy
And being the good Hyung I am
I decided to read him a story
Cause he's a little babybread
Changbin
Get to the point
Felix
I went out to get coffee and when I returned
I kept hearing ribbit ribbit
Jisung is typing. . .
Yin is typing. . .
Hyunjin is typing. . .
Minho
I will punch whoever sings that song
Except you Yinnie
Chan
Felix and then what?
Felix
I quickly locked the door
so frog-in wouldn't escape-
Jeongin
Wow nice story
Seungmin
Frogs can type?
Changbin
Seungmin what happened to your
braincells?
Yin
JEONGIN IS A TYPING FROG!!!
JISUNG
WHAT A MIRACLE!!
HYUNJIN
PRAISE THE LORD!!
Minho
How haven't I committed murder yet?
Chan
Frog-in how are you typing?
Jeongin
I went out and that frog sound
is MY ALARM
Felix
I think I had one too many
coffees
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