Walking down the port sidewalk was certainly an experience. After leaving the cafe, Veronica seemed like a different person... well, at least to some extent. Obviously she looked the same, and most of her personality remained the same, but she seemed a little more easy going than before.
Y/N: You good Veronica?
Veronica: Oh me? I'm all good, why wouldn't I be?
Y/N: I mean... you just seem off for some reason...
She started giggling in response to what I said, which to be fair, was sort of strange to say. We may work together, but we aren't super close, how would I know for certain if something was off or not? She then suddenly stared into my eyes with a devious look, she was uncomfortably close.
Veronica: Oh do I now?
She was clearly trying to mess with me, and she burst out laughing immediately after that. Not even she could take herself seriously in that moment. I awkwardly tried laughing along with her to hide my discomfort, I don't think it was very convincing though.
Veronica: Y/N, have you never seen a girl in a good mood before? There's nothing wrong at all.
Y/N: Ah! Of course, that uh... that makes sense...
Veronica: Y'know, given the job you have, I'm surprised you're this bashful around a girl like me!
She got me blushing with that line, as embarrassing as it is to admit. I tried to hide my face, but I could tell by her chuckling that she already noticed. The thing is, I wouldn't be so timid if she weren't so teasing. I've been fine around her at work, same with Jessica and Mary. I'm just not used to being flirted with, I've spent so much of my time isolated from others, I'm not much of a people person.
Veronica: Man, you're so cute when your shy!
Y/N: Look Purple Girl, let's just get to the car before we do the whole flirting thing.
Veronica: Oh sure, I can wait.
She was so amorous the whole time we were walking, it was a struggle to not be flustered. It'd be less embarrassing if we weren't in public, not that many people were watching of course, but I'd feel more comfortable without a crowd. Eventually we'd reach the area we parked and I breathed a sigh of relief.
Y/N: There's the car! Come on let's get in. You can tell me where your home is right V?
Veronica: Actually, I was wondering if I could drive us there myself?
Y/N: Wait... what?
Veronica: You know, it'd save you time. You might not get my directions clearly.
Weird as it was, she did have a point. I ultimately agreed and allowed her to take the wheel. Never would've expected to be a passenger in my car, but I guess I can't argue with her logic. I got into the car and passed her the keys... wait, why was she smiling?
Veronica: Thanks Y/N.
She suddenly put the keys between her boobs. I didn't even know what to say, I was confused by the action, flustered due to her jiggling boobs, and somewhat annoyed given she just took my keys from me just to do that. I had a million responses running through my head that just came out as gibberish.
Y/N: What... why would- Veronica just drive!
Veronica: Not yet, I've been waiting for this moment.
After pressing the locks to the doors, she chuckled to herself. I was little bit scared thinking, "what is she gonna do?". Then suddenly, she bit her lip and tensed up. I heard her moan sensually before a bassy trumpet sound reverberated throughout the car. Did she just fart? I was so shocked at first I didn't know how to respond, but then the smell hit my nose and I came back to my senses.
Y/N: Oh my god, that reeks!
Veronica: Yeah it does!
Purple Girl farted again afterwards, releasing another deep bassy fart within the car. She started chuckling as I held onto my nose, the smell was horrendous. I never could have imagined this happening, just Veronica farting alone was wild to me. But how could they smell this rancid? I tried to open the windows, but they wouldn't go down.
Y/N: What the hell?!
Veronica: You gave me the keys remember? Those windows are staying locked.
Y/N: What? You want to keep this in? Why?
Veronica: You never heard of a little thing called "payback"?
What? Payback? For what reason? Surely this isn't about the time I ignored her right? The whole point of this date was me making it up to her, did she really set this whole thing up to get back at me? I literally payed for this chick and this is how she treats me?
Veronica: I knew that since you were so willing to apologise and make up to me, I saw a golden opportunity to punish you for being so rude.
Suddenly a high pitched squeal could be heard as her stench became even worse. I started to gag as she laughed hysterically, Veronica had turned my car into a fallout zone. This whole time she had been playing me, I couldn't believe it.
Veronica: I knew you wouldn't suspect anything strange about a coffee date, but when we get to car and it's all in my system, I could trap you in a fart chamber.
Y/N: Well that explains how giddy you were! The better question is how do they smell this bad?!
Veronica: Well... that's sort of your fault. Taking me to an ice cream parlour, you should've asked if I was lactose intolerant.
Another fart ripped from her ass, one that sounded very wet. I felt awful thinking about the horrendous smell, I knew I was gonna have to clean this car out, what if the smell never left? The whole time she was just sat there chuckling to herself, finding the whole thing funny. I didn't find it funny, I felt slighted in all honesty.
Y/N: V, why would you do this? I already apologised to you.
Veronica: Why would I? Dude, you set yourself up for this. I didn't even need an apology!
Y/N: What?
Veronica: I don't care about you ignoring me, I mean it was frustrating, but like... you almost got killed! I'm not gonna hold that against you when you were upset!
I just sat there in disbelief, she was really gonna forgive me anyway? Again, emotions were flowing through my head. I was shocked to find out she was so forgiving of my bitchy behaviour, but I was also grateful to know she was so understanding of my mind state at the time. But I also felt embarrassed knowing how I let myself get set up like this, I felt stupid for tricking myself into thinking everything was gonna be bad between us.
Y/N: Veronica I'm... I'm sorry about-
Veronica: Oh stop it Y/N, it's fine man! No hard feelings, you already apologised, you got me a nice drink, and I was able to get you back! We're cool.
Y/N: You... you really don't care?
Veronica: Of course not. Plus, you're too cute to stay mad at.
And there's the flirting again, leaving me flustered once again. And of the all the situations I could be blushing, it had to be this one? I could hear Veronica chuckle as another bassy fart came from her ass, much to my dismay. I held my nose and groaned in frustration, it was all I could do, and Veronica's taunting laugh didn't make the situation any better.
Veronica: Oh quit complaining, it's not that awful... ok it kind of is.
Purple Girl laughed at her own joke and farted again. She really was just trying to gross me out wasn't she? I can tell you one thing, she was succeeding. But what's worst of all is that I was pretty much blushing the whole time, I hated that fact. Most of it was due to Veronica's prior compliments, and the fact that she tricked me, but in this specific scenario? Why?
Y/N: Ok Veronica, you got me... can we go now?
Veronica: Yeah yeah, I've had my fun.
Y/N: Just don't keep farting on the drive home please!
Veronica: Oh don't you worry, I can hold in the rest.
She giggled as she finally place the Keys into the car and got to driving. She sure took her time reversing out the parking lot, probably just to keep my in this chamber for as long as possible. But eventually the car would get going, and we'd be on our way out of the town.
Y/N: Well this has been an experience.
Veronica: True, and can I be honest Y/N?
Y/N: What?
Veronica: Weird shit aside, I had a great time with you today.
There was no response from me, I just turned my head to hide my smile. It felt nice knowing she enjoyed herself... in a weird way, I did as well. At least for the first half, not so sure about the farting bit... I mean, I guess it could've been worse.
After a long while of driving, we finally reached the roadway outside of town, and it was here where Veronica finally opened the windows to the car. I stuck my head out to try and breath as much fresh air as I could. I could hardly hear her laughing at my desperation, but I could still tell she was doing it.
Veronica: You really found my farts that toxic?
I spent a few minutes just hanging my head outside the window, trying to catch as much fresh air as I physically could. After I was confident the stench was all gone, I pulled my head back into the car. There was still a faint smell which I knew I'd have to wash out, but I could tolerate this for now.
Y/N: How much longer 'til we reach your place?
Veronica: Not too long now.
It was indeed only 10 more minutes before we reached her home. When we stopped, I took a moment to look at how nice it was from the outside, it was certainly a lot better than my tiny ass apartment. Veronica thanked me again for taking her out, and she finally took her leave from the car. She stopped just before entering the house and turned back towards me.
Veronica: Would you like to come in at all?
Y/N: Wait, really? I mean I'd gladly oblige but, I'm kind of tired after everything else... sorry.
Veronica: Hey, it's all good man, maybe next time. Until then, I gotta take a shit!
She chuckled and waved to me as she walked towards her house. I watched to make sure she got in before doing anything... and then I just waited for a moment. I felt so tired, I almost didn't want to move. I sat there still for a few minutes before my eyes turned to the drivers seat... a thought ran in mind... I suddenly brought my face down to smell the chair. I immediately recoiled back and started gagging.
Y/N: Oh god... why the Hell did I do that?
Well I suppose now at least I understood how badly the seat needed cleaning. I'd never smelt such a putrid stench so perfectly focused into a single area before in my life. I'm starting to think this is what Veronica meant when she said she'd put me through Hell when we first met.
To Be Continued...