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By bri_lu_1944

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"𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑾𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒆 𝑴𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆...?" ... "𝑺𝒂𝒚 𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔, 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓." ~~~~~~~~~~... More

ɴᴇᴡ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ, ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ?
ꜱɴᴀᴋᴇ
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ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ
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ꜱᴘᴀɴɪꜱʜ
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ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟ
ʀᴏᴀꜱᴛ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ
ᴘʟᴀɴꜱ
ᴛᴇᴀ
ꜱᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ
ᴀ/ɴ
ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ
ᴀ/ɴ
ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀʏ
ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ
ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴄᴋᴇʏ ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ

ɪɴᴛʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ

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By bri_lu_1944

TEAM Z 🔥🗣️

5:00 PM

Bachira
@Riko
@Riko
@Riko
@Riko
@Riko
@Riko

Riko
WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED

Isagi
We js wanted to know if you wanted to introduce yourself-

Riko
And get to know each other better...?

Isagi
How did you know-

Riko
Man idk
It was a wild guess
But yh we can do that ig

Bachira
YAY
FINALLY

Riko
Quick question
Why is the GC named 'Team Z'?

Chigiri
Oh
That's because the rest of the people here are in a team named Team Z

Bachira
We're in Blue Lock! (⁠´⁠;⁠ω⁠;⁠`⁠)

Isagi
It's a place where they take 300 soccer players and try to build the greatest striker

Chigiri
I already find it like torture for me 💀

Riko
I feel bad for you all
BUT DAMN
how the hell is that going to work
11 forwards in a team
That's messed up tbh
I've heard abt before but didn't pay mind to it
I feel bad for y'all
Ego turning into them white masters with their slaves 😓

Chigiri
HELP WHAT

Isagi
😭🙏🏼
Oh nahh
We'll figure it out dw

Bachira
ANYWAYS
Introduce yourself and then we'll introduce ourselves :3

Riko
bet
My name is Riko, I'm 16, 5'6, I play sports and sometimes play video games
Just a normal girl living her life 😊

Igarashi is online

Igarashi
Did someone say...girl? 😍

Chigiri
Oh lord here we go...

Riko
Wtf
Who is he?

Isagi
That's Igarashi
He's...well- I don't even know atp.

Chigiri
He's....weird.

Isagi
VERY WEIRD

Igarashi
Riko
Are you money?
Cause I want you so bad 😏

Riko
...

🤮
no
That was cringe as hell
tf am I to you
Your 2018 gacha life gf that has powers?
NO BITCH NOOOO
I'm sorry Igarashi but you ain't having no chance
Like
AT ALL
ID RATHER KISS A RACOON ON CRACK AND WITH RABIES THAT REPLYING TO ALLTHAT
"oMg I'm BlUsHiNg 🩷💕💕💕"
like boy bye I bet you're retarded too

Chigiri
BAHAHAHA

Bachira
LMAOO
anyways
TIME TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

Riko
Im ready for this (I'm not ready for this PLS HELP ME)

Bachira
My Bachira Meguru 😊

Riko


BRO YOU'RE SOO CUTE 🥺
I like the yellow
ITS LOOKS GOOD ON U
AND THE SMILE-
you're too cute
I CAN JS- HUG YOU
OWOSKSOZJEWISJDKEKS
IM GLITCHING WTF

Bachira
AWW THANK YOU 🥰

Chigiri
I'll go next
I'm Chigiri Hyoma

Riko
...
bro's majestic
Bro's fine
Bro's pretty
Angelic
alluring
appealing
attractive
exquisite
gorgeous
handsome
lovely
magnificent
pulchritudinous
ravishing
stunning.
good looking
cute
charming
I can't take it
YOU'RE HANDSOMEEE
YOU BETTER TAKE GOOD CARE OF THAT HAIR
BYT HOLY WHIT OMGGERHEHDDF
BRO-

Chigiri
I-

Isagi
Turning into a whole entire dictionary what 😭😭

Riko
That hair cannot be damaged or I'll cry
Im being dead serious

Chigiri
And the bad thing is that Blue Lock doesn't have that much good hair products 😭
I hate it here

Riko
Dw
I'll find a way to deliver u some good hair products

Chigiri
Please do
Blue Lock doesn't even give us good food
But it's for fair reasons so if we gotta take what they give

Isagi
Yep...
But anyways
I'm Isagi Yoichi, nice to meet you Riko

Riko
bro
WHY YOUR SO CUTE 🥺
THE AHOGE-
SISKSOSKDKWIWNWNS
IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE PLANT I LOVE IT
I SWEAR WHY DOES BLUE LOCK HAVE CUTE PEOPLE PUT TO SUFFER
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE YOU PEOPLE IN PERSONS SNSNSKELW 😭

Isagi
Thanks (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

Igarashi
I'm Igarashi but you can call me yours 😏

Riko
Now I get it why they don't like you that much
Dont talk to me
Go die in the core of earth
Get eaten by animals
Better yet rats
Bet bitten by a fucking zombie
Get your head off your body
Burn alive
Get ran over
Get a barber to shave off that hairline bro you're already bald enough that your forehead shines 💀🙏🏼

Raichi is online

Raichi
LMAO TAKE THAT YOU BALDASS MONK

Igarashi
Why is everyone mean to me 😔

Riko
Hmmm
I wonder why
Really wonder why you get hated by your retarded mr clean ass

This you?
Shi wait
Connie better than you
29394933939 better
Oh wait
Nvm

This you lil bro????

Isagi
Ain't no way 💀

Chigiri
HELPPP

Bachira
Wait a minute
Riko you mentioned that you play sports
What type of sports do you play 😳

Riko
I play soccer
Just like y'all

Isagi
You do?

Bachira
Never have I heard a girl that plays soccer
BUT I DON'T CARE THAT'S STILL COOL

Chigiri
What position do you play?

Riko
Forward/striker
I've always been one for a while now
And I'm happy that I'm that position
YAYAYAYAYATAYAYAYA (⁠。⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠。⁠)⁠ノ⁠♡

Bachira
EVEN BETTER

Raichi
What the hell
Girls shouldn't play soccer
They know they're trash 💀

Chigiri
Raichi...why would you say that 😐

Riko

This you?
Rabies ahh

Raichi
WHAT THE FUCK

Bachira
STOP IM GOING TO PEE FROM LAUGHING SO MYCH
*MICH
*MECH
*MACH
*MICKEY

Riko
MICKEY??? 😭

Chigiri
😂

Riko

It's LeBron Mouse
Better yet
It's Mickey James
Actually no
LaMickey Jamouse 🙏🏼🙏🏼



Bachira
HELPP
MICKEY JAMES-

Isagi
Don't do messi like that 😭💀

Chigiri
guys
It's already 10 PM
we should get our asses to sleep before we get scolded and get our phones confiscated

Riko
wrd
y'all should go to sleep before you get your phones taken away from Ego
You know how his Slenderman ass is
I don't want y'all dead 😔🙏🏼

Bachira
OKAY
BYE RIKO

Riko
😭
HELPP
but gn to you Bachira

Isagi
Good night Riko ☺️

Chigiri
gn Riko

Raichi
Bye bitch 😐

Riko
bye Raichu 😒

Bachira is offline
Isagi is offline
Raichi is offline
Chigiri is offline

Igarashi
dream abt me Riko 💖

Riko

Erm
In your dreams 😛
You are not UN CLOCK IT 💜

Riko is offline

Igarashi
Okay...😔

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AN: Raichu 💀 I HAD TO PUT THAT SINCE I WAS PLAYING POKEMON AND I WAS LIKE "Raichi and Raichu they're the same name"

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