Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude
peepaw's wrath
cocaine moose
feastables™
hot goss
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
private chats (a little extra)
12 in 1 shampoo
death by lip mask
couple propaganda
the pants predicament
demotion
airborne protein

onions have metal in them

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By Hazelflight38

November 27 6:00 PM

STRAYKIDS

Felly: TYPA GIRL THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANNA DREAM

dumbass: TYPA GIRL THAT CAME STRAIGHT UP OFF THE SCREEN

Felly: TYPA GIRL THAT YOU WANNA ICE UP MAKE ME FREEZE

leeknow: TYPA GIRL YOU WANNA WIFE UP SIGN THE PRE 

Jisuck: can you wife me up pls 

leeknow: shut up 

pizzaslice: guys i kind of want to change my username 

Jisuck: hell no you're keeping that 

pizzaslice: ;-; 

oldmanchan: what about me 

seungtheman: no

Felly: OMG WAIT I FORGOT YOU CAN CHANGE USERNAMES IM SO DUMB

Felly changed his name to ilovehyunjin 

dumbass: ilysm 

dumbass changed his name to ilovefelix

seungtheman: that's actually so cute omg

leeknow: AHHHH 

ilovehyunjin: <3

ilovefelix: <33

savagefetus: yoo guys i just realized onions have lead in them 

oldmanchan: i don't see why that is important

ilovefelix: WAIT SO IM EATING LEAD? EW GROSS 

ilovehyunjin: omg does that mean i can eat pencil lead? 

ilovehyunjin: omg i got to try some!

seungtheman: nvm you're both idiots.

pizzaslice: oh lord.

leeknow: felix. lead is a metal element and is different from pencil lead.

leeknow: please do not eat the fucking lead.

ilovehyunjin: aw man

oldmanchan: i thought it was a nonmetal? 

Jisuck: omg does that mean i can lead bend like in avatar since its an element? 

leeknow: yooo wait actually it's possible 

ilovefelix: I DONT WANT TO HAVE METAL IN ME WAHHH

pizzaslice: sucks to suck

leeknow: bestie your blood is made of like 70 percent metal 

ilovefelix: WHAT 

oldmanchan: but like, are you sure we're eating metals?

seungtheman: depends on the state when you're eating it

oldmanchan: so if i'm eating it in texas its a metal, but in florida it's not?

....

seungtheman: FOR FUCKS SAKE 

pizzaslice: 💀

leeknow: everyone is dumb.

ilovehyunjin: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

ilovefelix: DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

savagefetus: EVERYONE IS DUMB

seungtheman: SHUT UP 

ilovehyunjin: ur mum 

seungtheman: stop it now. 

ilovefelix: teehee

seungtheman: oml all you people are crazy 

savagefetus: you're the one in love with a pet hacker

seungtheman: shut up i hate that guy 

seungtheman: he's my arch nemesis

savagefetus: mm hmmmm

seungtheman: all we got between us is tension

savagefetus: *sexual tension

seungtheman: OH MY GOD STOP 

seungtheman went offline

savagefetus: teehee

....

Jisuck: btw lee know it's very nice out want to take a walk out at the park 

leeknow: No. 

Jisuck: pleaseee

leeknow: okay fine

Jisuck: YAY

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AHHH THE ROCK STAR ALBUM IS AMAZING

ALL THE SONGS ARE SO GOOD DJFDFHDF


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