Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS ๐Ÿคฏ
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption ๐Ÿฅน
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler๐Ÿ˜‡(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude
peepaw's wrath
cocaine moose
feastablesโ„ข
hot goss
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚
private chats (a little extra)
12 in 1 shampoo
death by lip mask
couple propaganda
the pants predicament
demotion
airborne protein

the dancing spider

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By Hazelflight38

November 7th 9:00 AM

Felixburg 

oldmanchan: guys I have a good joke!

seen by 7

oldmanchan: i promise it will be good!

leeknow: okay fine tell us

oldmanchan: why did the chicken cross the road?

leeknow: why did it cross the road? 

seungtheman: did it get run over?

Felly: seungmin-

oldmanchan: to get to the stupid idiots' house!

dumbass: ohh wait i've heard this one bahahaha

oldmanchan: SHUT UP

pizzaslice: i'm confused, where's the funny part

Jisuck: ur mom 

pizzaslice: 😐

oldmanchan: SHUT UP I'M NOT FINISHED

Jisuck: okay okay damn

oldmanchan: knock knock

leeknow: who's there?

oldmanchan: the chicken.

Felly: huh?

Felly: wait

Felly: OHHHH BAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

leeknow: i don't get it.

oldmanchan: read it again

leeknow: ???

leeknow: OH WAIT BITCH EXCUSE ME?

pizzaslice: BAHAHAHHAHAH I GET IT

savagefetus: adfjlfldlfojoh93hofaodladfjujypapiladfhafd

Jisuck: NAHH LEE KNOW IS SMART AND BEAUTIFUL

leeknow: oh thank you

oldmanchan: can i tell another one? 

leeknow: No.

seungtheman: No.

dumbass: No.

Felly: no

Jisuck: No.

pizzaslice: No. 

savagefetus: sure!

oldmanchan: yay! knock knoc-

dumbass: FELIX HOLY SHIT THERE IS A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM

Jisuck: you two are doomed 

Felly: a spider??

Felly: lmao i'll get it 

dumbass: omg thank-

Felly: WHAT THE HELL

Felly: HYUNJIN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT THAT LITTLE MF BIGGER THAN MY HAND 

pizzaslice: pretty small then, i'm assuming 

Felly: shut up you probably can't even see the top of my head 

pizzaslice: OH MY GOD I AM NOT SHORT

pizzaslice: just...

pizzaslice: vertically challenged

leeknow: *w h e e z e*

pizzaslice: SHUT UP

dumbass: THE SPIDER JUMPED ON THE TOILET SEAT OMG OMG 

dumbass: I THINK IT'S DANCING

savagefetus: a dancing spider? 

Felly: yeah no i'm calling the fire department 

seungtheman: don't you aussies live and breath alongside spiders like its nothing

Felly: just because i live with them doesn't mean i like them fuuuudjfhjkahdkfhouw

dumbass: IT TRIED TO JUMP ON ME HOLY ASSFARTS

dumbass went offline 

Felly: OMG I'LL SAVE YOU

Felly went offline

pizzaslice: what is happening 

seungtheman: no clue

oldmanchan: alr now can i tell my jok-

leeknow: No.





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