Band teacher: "or maybe you're just hyper" *does little dance*
CUBE ROOT GO BRR??
Band teacher: i dont need you sprinting out of here the moment the bell rings
rando kid: WOAH YOU GOT STRONG TOES
also rando kid: I HAVE MISSED A MATING OPPORTUNITY
also rando kid: TEACHER TEACHER HE'S TOUCH ME AND grABBING ME
History teacher: "kick back and relax"
Kid: *puts feet on my desk*
Kid 2: *puts feet straight up in the air*
Me: teacher teACHER
History teacher: no
Kid: ok *takes his feet off my desk and promptly falls out of his chair and into kid 2's lap*
istg someday that kid will climb the eiffel tower and breathe and fucking fall off
girl: i wanna do a CARTWHEEL
pe teacher: k do it over there
Math teacher: ok so I want 1 cheeseburger and 2 chicken nuggets and 3 cheeseburgers and 2 chicken nuggets
Math teacher: and THAT'S why we must combine like terms
Math teacher: cuz otherwise the person at the drivethru will be like drive out and come back when you're ready to order like a normal person
Band teacher: this is percussion land, other people don't come here >:(
Band teacher: and this here is brass and woodwind land, percussions don't come here
PE Teacher: come, let us explore PE land
my brain: THE MYSTIC LEGEND OF PE LAND
Band teacher: *droning about money*
My brain: *doing backflips*
Rando girl: i didn't say you were short, I said you were DWARFY
Band teacher: ok sit where u are
girl: stand up
other girl: he said sit
girl: i can sit there
My brain: L BOZO????
my sketchbook: unintelligible SCREECHING