Captain Man was teaching them how to properly kick down a door
Captain Man:What is a door?
Awol,Volt,Lightbeam, and Brainstorm groan
ShoutOut:Oh I know! I know exactly what a door is!
Captain Man:Okay relax,Hermione.
ShoutOut:Not an insult.
Captain Man:Yeah okay, Hermione.
ShoutOut:Smartest, hardest-working student at Hogwarts.I'll take it every time.
Captain Man:Yeah,I bet you will, HERMION--
Awol:Can we please get back to you pretending we don't know what doors are?
Captain Man:Yes! Ten points to AWOL.
Awol:Woo!
ShoutOut:What?
Volt:I'm kicking this door.
Captain Man:No no no no no!
Danger Force groans
Lightbeam:Just let us kick 'em!
Captain Man:Kicking open a door is one of the most important and,dare I say, sacred things that a superhero can do.
Brainstorm:I thought saving people
was the most important thing we can do.
The closet door opened and Schwoz ran out with a machine and started to scan things
Captain Man:Oh yeah? How are you gonna save those people,if you can't even get through a door?
Brainstorm:I'd just walk around.
Captain Man:No no, Bose? Bose?
What if there's a wall where you just walked?
Brainstorm:Then I'd walk around the other side Is-- is he always this dumb?
Lightbeam laughed a little
Volt:I'm kicking a door!
Volt went to kick her door just as Schwoz opened it on the other side,and scanned her
Awol:What are you doing?
Schwoz:Mmmmmmmmm nothinnnnnng...
Volt:I don't believe you.
Captain Man:Back to the lesson! The first step to kicking open a door is to acknowledge the door and thank it for its service.Door. I greet you as an equal.
And yet, I must kick you.
Lightbeam:You seriously do that every time you kick open a door?
Captain Man:Every time.
ShoutOut:We've seen you kick in about ten different doors without doing this.
Brainstorm:Yeah, you usually just yell, "Ding-dong! Special delivery for a buncha gunches-- my foot!"
ShoutOut:Yeah that's exactly how it goes.
Captain Man:Yeah, well before I yell that I always offer a silent prayer for the repose of the soul of the door I'm about to kick.
ShoutOut:You don't,though.
Awol:Never have.He never will. Not at all.
Captain Man:Amen.Ding-dong, ya buncha gunches!
Captain Man kicked down Volt door
Volt:Dude! That was supposed to be my door!
Captain Man:Yeah...
He closed the door in her face
Volt:Fine,I'm taking Lightbeam's...
Lightbeam then moved in front of her door
Lightbeam:Uh No.This my door.
Volt:Move,Y/N.
Lightbeam:You not taking my door.
Volt crossed her arms.
Volt:Movie Night?
Lightbeam:With ice cream?Snacks?
Volt:Yup.
Lightbeam:Deal.
Lightbeam moves beside Volt who then puts her arm around Lightbeam waist.
Schwoz walked back in with a container of vitamins.
Schwoz:Ho-kaaaay! Who wants vitamins? Special Schwoz Schwatz Vitamins all of you do so there you go
eat the vitamins don't ask questions just shut up and eat them right now.
Brainstorm:Okay...
Brainstorm was about to eat his but Awol stopped him
ShoutOut:These don't look like vitamins.
Schwoz:Whatever,Hermione, just eat it.
Captain Man put a vitamin in his mouth
Captain Man:Ugh.These vitamins are gross,Schwoz.
Volt:That's because they're not vitamins, they're iodine pills.
Schwoz:So?
Lightbeam:So why are you trying to get us to take iodine pills?
Schwoz:No reason...
ShoutOut:You're supposed to take iodine if you've been exposed to a dangerous amount of radiation.
Schwoz:Oh, really?
ShoutOut:Yes! Really!
Awol:Schwoz,have we all been exposed
to a dangerous amount of radiation?
Schwoz:Byeeeeee!
Schwoz threw the container of pills on the ground and ran through all of the doors
Volt:That was concerning.
Captain Man:Pfft.Maybe for you. I'm indestructible.
Captain Man took Lightbeam pill
Volt:Then why are you taking iodine from everyone, Ray?
Captain Man:Ding-dong! Daddy's home!
Captain Man kicks Lightbeam door
Lightbeam:Dude! That was my door!
Captain Man:Yeah.
Captain Man slams the door in her face
ShoutOut:Can we get back to our possible-slash-likely exposure to a dangerous level of radiation?
Captain Man:It's fine...
Captain Man takes ShoutOut pills
Volt:Stop taking everyone's iodine, Ray!
Captain Man went to take hers but she lifted her hand and a ball of electricity formed.
Schwoz walked back in wearing a hazmat suit
Schwoz:If you could all just line up for me so I can get a quick reading...
Lightbeam:Okay what is going on, Schwoz?
Captain Man:I'll tell you what's going on -- my foot.On a door!
Captain Man kicks ShoutOut door
Volt:There's no way you said a prayer that time.
Captain Man:I pray fast.God's busy.
Awol:Schwoz, why are you wearing that suit?
Schwoz:Ho-kaay... I'm going to tell you something,but I don't want everyone to be angries at me.
Lightbeam:We're already angries at you.
Schwoz:See that's exactly what I don't want.
School alarm goes off
School Room Voice:Stranger approaching.School mode activated.
Everyone quickly got in position as the door got taken away.The kids took out their gum and changed back into their normal clothes as the desk appeared.
Everyone ran to their desk except Chapa with her sitting on top of Miles
Ray nodded at Schwoz and he opened the door to reveal a lady with blonde hair.
Lady:Ding-dong!
Y/N and Bose turned around and immediately recognized her
Y/N and Bose:Mom?
Ray:Mom?
Celia:Yes,I'm Bose's and Y/N Mommy.
Ray:Well ding-dong indeed.I'm Ray. I'm in charge.
Y/N:What are you doing here,Mom?
Celia:Oh,you left your bag at home, Bum-bo.So I brought it to you.
She held up a purse and Y/N shook her head
Bose:I think that's yours.
Celia:Yay! I love this bag! I was soooo jealous when I thought it was Y/N's.
Y/N sighs,rolling her eyes
Chapa:Okay a lot of things suddenly make sense to me now.
Miles:Facts.
Mika:Okay now that you've got the whole bag mystery cleared up maybe you should go and let us get back to class.
Ray:Rude.
Celia:Okay, Hermione.
Mika:Not an insult!
She left,Y/N groan ashamed
Schwoz:I was in my lab just, you know, doing some jazz science.
Y/N:Jazz science?
Schwoz:Yeah, just science-ing without a plan.Letting the chemicals lead me where I want to go.
Mika:That's astoundingly irresponsible.
Schwoz:I was doing a little bit of this,a little bit of that,then my jazz got real funky so I opened a
window.Scat-bop-biddely-dat,in comes a kitty cat.Scat-bop-biddely-ation,cat gets filled with radiation.
Chapa:You filled a cat with radiation?!
Schwoz:That's jazz, baby...
Mika:So in your lab, right now, there's a radioactive cat.
Miles:That cat is long gone, daddy-oh.
Bose:Wait,what does "radioactive" even mean?
Schwoz:It means that I have to find the cat and give it a cure before it spreads radiation to anyone else.
Mika:We gotta find this cat.
Schwoz:Yes! But if you see the cat
do not do any of the following things:
Do not approach the cat...
Do not snuggle the cat...
And do not give the cat a name.
Y/N:Why can't we give the cat a name?
Chapa:Yeah,what's wrong with that?
Schwoz:Because that's the first step!
You give the cat a name and then next thing you know you're doing something really dangerous like laying on the ground, letting the cat drink spicy milk out of your mouth.
Mika:No one would ever do that...
Schwoz:We've got four hours to find that cat and bring it back here so I can give it the antidote.
Chapa:What happens after four hours?
Schwoz:Ehhhhh I'd rather not say.
And you'd rather not know.
Mika:Hey,let's pop some iodine pills, split up,and find this cat before some rando does and brings it home.
Mika was trying to find the cat on the screen
Mika:Okay are any of these the radioactive cat?
Schwoz looks at all the cats
Schwoz:Mmmmm... no. No and no.
Mika:Y'know, it would have been easier if you sent us a picture of the cat we're supposed to be looking for.
Schwoz:I didn't know I was going to lose it,so I didn't bother taking a picture.
Miles was on the phone with the 'Fudge Girls'
Mika:It would also be a lot easier if you would get off your butt and help us look for it!
Schwoz:Yes.
Miles:Uh first of all I was talkin' to all four of The Fudge Girls and you know I do my best talkin' when I'm sittin'.
The tube alert went off as
Bose,Y/N,Chapa and Ray came up with a bunch of cats
Ray:We're back!
Chapa:We got cats.
The boys brings a huge cat cage to Schwoz for him to look at the cats
Schwoz:Not the cat... not the cat...
Noooooo...
Miles:Surprised all those cats aren't chasing your fish suit, Schwoz.
The cats meow loudly as they chase down Schwoz
Ray:Well I like seeing Schwoz get hurt, but other than that this was a giant waste of time...
Bose:Speaking of time,I gotta cruise.My mom has been texting me all day to pick up some cat food.I guess she found a cat outside our school and decided to take it home.You guys! Do you think my mom's new cat knows the cat we're looking for?!
Y/N:I don't know.We could ask it.
Bose:Great idea! Does anyone speak cat?!
Y/N shook her head because Bose didn't understand her sarcasm
Ray:Dangit,Bose and Y/N! Your hot mom obviously took the cat home with her.Now I'm gonna have to do a hundred push-ups,and downsize my shirt, and go on over there.
Miles:And bring back the cat so Schwoz can give it the antidote.
Ray:Yeah yeah that too.
Mika:Hold on,we don't even know if it's the right cat.
Miles:Your mom sent you two a pic?
Ray:Oh I don't need one! I saw her earlier! Approved!
Y/N:He meant a picture of the cat,Ray!
Ray:Oh yeah good idea...
Y/N:Let me see...
She went to her messages
Chapa:Schwoz!!!
Y/N:Found it.
Schwoz:Yes?
Mika:Is this the cat?
Mika took Y/N phone and showed Schwoz the picture
Schwoz:Yes!
Bose:Great!
Mika:Not great!
Ray:Why not?
Mika:Because their mom has probably been snuzzling and naming and petting and lovin' up on a radioactive cat all day long!
Bose:She does love cats.
Y/N:She's a cat lady.
Ray:Good to know what she loves.Ooo. I wanna write this stuff down.
Chapa:Ray.Bose and Y/N mom is married.To the Vice Mayor.
Bose:Yeah! And he's out of town!
Y/N:Not helping.
Ray:Perfect! Schwoz go get my smallest, most alluring tank top.
Schwoz was about to walk off when Miles stopped him
Miles:Hey man can you give us the antidote for that cat first?
Schwoz:I knew I forgot something.
Mika:You haven't even made the antidote yet?
Schwoz:I was busy making my Mahi-Mahi Muumuu!
Chapa:Your what?
Schwoz:I have to go make the antidote...
Miles:Bose,Y/N let's just teleport over there and get that cat away from your mom.
Ray:Wait wait wait. Wait for me! I just need twelve minutes to get my abs into mom form.
Miles:Can you do it in two?
Ray:I've got a six pack in here. Okay.
It takes a full two minutes each to wake up Khloe, Kim, Kendall, Kylie, Kourtney, and Kanye.
Mika:Just go.
Ray:No no no no...
Chapa:Take these for when you grab the cat.
Chapa tossed Y/N some oven mittens
Bose:Copy that.
Ray:Wait. Wait for me! Wait for me!
Miles teleported with Bose and Y/N
Ray:NOOOOOOO! Dang it! I gotta wake up the Hard-Ab-Shians!...Come on Kourtney.
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Miles,Y/N and Bose were to the back entrance,Bose was wearing mitten.They had some ice cream.
Bose:Man,pretty lucky that you accidentally teleported us to that ice cream place before we got here.
Miles:Yeah, yeah that was definitely an accident.
Bose:And then to that store where you had to return that shirt! What a coincidence!
Y/N laughs a little
Y/N:Total coincidence.
Miles:Quick question for you two, though.
Bose:I am bad at answers, but continue.
Miles:Why can't we go to the front door?
Y/N:This is the side entrance.Good for sneaking in and out.
Bose:Right.I don't even think our mom knows about it--
But then the door opened with Celia holding Meatball,Miles quickly went around the corner.
Y/N and Bose:Mom!
Celia:What are you doing?
Y/N:What are you doing?
Celia:Well I was giving Meatball a tour of the house, when I heard voices from behind this weird wall with the doorknob on it.I turned the knob and here you are.Who were you guys talking to?
Bose:Just each other.
Celia:Oh,did you bring the cat food?
Bose gave Celia his ice cream
Celia:Thank you, honey.
Y/N:Uh,yeah, anyway... gonna need that cat, mom.
Celia:Why?
Y/N:Well first of all,it's not yours and it's an alley cat.
Celia:Finders keepers,Next.
Bose:Third of all, it's radioactive.
Celia:No it's not,Next.
Y/N:Yes it is!
Bose:Why do you think I have these space gloves?
Celia:Maybe you were shaking hands with aliens?
Bose:I wish.
Celia:Fifth of all, your step-father's out of town,I have no joy in my life,Meatball's already moved into both your rooms,and I'm never giving him up -- ever.
Y/N:He moved in my room?!
Bose:What?!
Celia:Yes, you can go stay in the guest house from now on.
Celia gave Y/N the keys to the guest house.Y/N just a bit confused.
Y/N:Wha?
Bose:We gets our own house?!
Celia:Yes!
Bose:I love you, Mom.
Celia:Oh, I love you guys too.You enjoy your house.
Celia closed the door and Miles came out of hiding.
Miles:Dude.
Bose:Did you hear?! We get our own house!
Miles:Yeah,but what about the cat?We needed to get the cat.
Bose:House.
Bose whistles happily as he runs off with key
Miles:Y/N,Something is wrong with your people...
Y/N:Yup
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Mika came with Miles to Bose and Y/N house
Miles:I mean,she just gave them a house.Just gave it to them like it was some kind of punishment.What does she do if he leaves dishes in the sink?
Send him to the Bahamas?
Mika rang the doorbell and Celia opened the door
Celia:Oh,I didn't know this wall had a doorbell...
Mika:Hiiii, Mrs. O'Brien!
Celia:Oh,it's Mrs. O'Brien-Willard.I'm the Vice Mayor's trophy wife.
Mika:Uh,we go to school with your son and your daughter,and we're just looking for our lost cat and--
She gasps
Mika:Why,brother! Gasp! Gaze upon our cat! Who was heretofore lost!
Celia:I don't understand any of those words.
Miles:That's our cat.We lost it.
Can we have it back?
Celia:Oh,this isn't your cat.
Mika:It is, though.
Celia:No,I've had this cat for twenty years.To the day.
Mika:Mmm. Have you?
Celia:Yes.Now if you'll excuse us, I'd like to celebrate our cat-iversary together.
Mika:Bose and Y/N told us that you found that cat today.
Celia:Lies like that are exactly why they are now living in a luxurious guest house!
Miles:Lady, just give us our cat back please.
Celia:If this is your cat,what's it's name?
Mika:Uhhhh, snow...
Miles:Mmmm, pudding...
Mika and Miles:Snow Pudding.
Miles:That's right.Come on, Snow Pudding.Come on,girl...
Mika:Boy.
Miles:Boy.
Celia:His name is Meatball and I will never give him up! Goodbye!
She shut the door
Mika:Something wrong with Y/N people...
Miles:Right?!
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Ray and Chapa were at the door dressed up like workers,Chapa rang the doorbell
Ray:Ehh,Schwoz just texted me.Will you type "Shut up Schwoz" and hit send?
Chapa:He says that if the cat is glowing, it's a real bad sign.
Ray:And I say, "Shut up, Schwoz."
He ripped off his sleeve
Chapa:So I guess if the cat's glowing then we just grab it and run?
Ray:Yeah yeah for sure for sure.
Ray took out a spray and started to spray his arm
Chapa:You remember why we're here, right?
Ray:I'm here to flirt with Bose's and Y/N's mom.No idea what you're doing.
Chapa:Getting the radioactive cat!
Ray:Just don't blow it for me.
Chapa:Oh my god.
Celia opened the door
Celia:Can I help you?
Ray:Hey you got a towel? Cuz I'm all sweaty.From my job. Saving animals.
And working with my callused hands. So...
Celia:Uh,I... think I have towel.
Chapa:We're actually looking for a cat.
It looks like this.It's got rabies.And it's poisonous.
Celia:Haven't seen it.
Chapa:You're holding it.
Celia:You're fired.
Chapa:What?!
Celia:My husband is the Vice Mayor.
He's out of town.
Ray:Oh is he?
Celia:But I'm calling him right now and he'll have you fired if he finds out you're trying to take my cat away from me.
Chapa:Well we're gonna need that cat, lady.
Celia held out her phone as it rang until the Vice Mayor Willard picked up
Vice Mayor Willard:Whaaaaaaat?!
Celia:Vice-y, dear.There are two city workers here and they're trying to take away my cat. I need you to fire them.
Vice Mayor Willard:Are they listening?
Celia:Yes.
Vice Mayor Willard:You're fired.
Celia laughed in delight and smiled,she then walked inside and closed the door
Ray:Uh sir,how long are you gonna be
out of town for exactly? You see how she was flirting with me?
Chapa:Not even a little bit.
Ray:Yeah,she probably can't date a city employee,that's why she had me fired.
Let the games begin...
As Ray and Chapa walked away from the door,Celia looked out the window.
Celia:I will never let them take you, sweetie...
Meatball then started to glow green
Celia:Aww,you're glowing!With love!
Bose or Y/N never glows for me.Awww.
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At the Man Nest
Schwoz was finally making the antidote.Miles and Y/N was helping him
Schwoz:Barium.
Miles:Barium.
Schwoz:Felidae deoxyribonucleic acid.
Y/N:Okay that is...
Schwoz:Clarified yak b-- - Clarified yak butter.
Bose:Can I lick the beaters when you're done?
Y/N:Bose,how about you run to the outside door and back?I will time you.Go!
Bose ran out the door
Bose:Are you timing me?
Y/N:Yep.
The tube alert went off.Chapa and Ray came up.Chapa was tired,she went over to Y/N leaning on her
Ray:Got her!
Mika:You got the cat?!
Ray:What cat? I found Bose's and Y/N's mom on EnvyGram! The Vice Mayor is away on official business a lot, you guys...
Miles:You were supposed to come back with the cat.
Chapa:So were you! Twice!
Mika:Schwoz is almost done with the antidote, but we gotta get that cat!
Bose came back through the back door
Bose:What was my time?
Y/N:Uhhh... six.
Bose:Yes!Try and beat that.
Miles:No.
Bose:Okay.
Y/N:So Schwoz,is that cat gonna end my mom or what?
Schwoz:Well we almost have enough time to--
Ray:Look at this glow up!
Ray put a picture of Celia and the cat on the board.They were both glowing green.
Y/N:Whoa.
Bose:Aww...
Schwoz:Aiiiiieeeee!
Ray:Right?
Schwoz:If they're both glowing like that we're almost out of time!
Mika:Well did you even done make the cat antidote yet?!
Schwoz:Just finished!
Chapa:Looks like Bose's and Y/N's mom needs some antidote, too.
Mika:Did you make one for her?!
Schwoz:Yyyyyyyyessss...
Schwoz poured some of the cat antidote into another beaker
Mika:Okay,new plan: we go to Bose's house and inject his mom and the cat whether they like it or not.
Y/N:Agreed.
Bose:Let's roll.And we'll time ourselves!
Danger Force grabbed their gums getting ready to transform
Ray:Ohhhh ohhhh, hold on hold on...Nah,I got a better plan.First, we need fourteen Friesian horses. Jet black.Long hair.Of course.Next a hot-air balloon with a giant winky emoji on the side.
Y/N:I see where you're going with this...
Chapa:Why don't we just go down there,kick down the door, and inject them?!
Mika:Yeah, we don't need some elaborate plan.
Ray:Been a superhero for a long time. Okay?I think I know what I'm doing...
The kids blew their gums and transformed.They grab onto Awol and teleported to Bose and Y/N house
Ray:Okay, Schwoz, pull me up a map of Thailand,but back when it was called Siam...
Ray and Schwoz laugh
Ray:Now, lock in those coordinates in the Man's Nest Computer.Call Bigfoot, tell him to cancel whatever he's got going on because he is going to want in on this...
Schwoz:Bigfoot! Schwoz here.Remember when I gave you that kidney?Well now I'm calling in that favor...
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At Bose and Y/N house
Awol:Lady come out with your cat up!
Celia:No! You're going to take Meatball away from me!
Brainstorm:Just come out, mom!
Lightbeam:Don't!
ShoutOut:...ma Mia, you are frustrating! Us.None of whom are your kids.
Brainstorm:But we're her ki--
ShoutOut:Shh shh!
Volt:Either you come out or I'm coming in!
Celia:Oh,sure! Good luck with that door in the way!
Volt:Been waiting for this all day...
Volt kicked the door but nothing happened.She tried it again and nothing again
Awol:I think you gotta greet it as an equal.
Volt groaned and stomped her feet
Volt:Door.I greet you as an equal.And yet,I must kick you.
Brainstorm:Amen.
Volt finally manages to kick down the door She enters the house with her hands sparking
Celia:Please wipe your feet,these are new floors!
Volt:Get out!
ShoutOut:Everybody ready?
Brainstorm:You're timing me right?
Lightbeam:Yeah.
Calia came running out the house glowing green with the cat in her arms and Volt was behind her,shocking her.
ShoutOut:Hey!
ShoutOut and Lightbeam used their powers at Celia making her fall,making her let go of the cat.Brainstorm levitates the cat so Awol can inject the antidote in the cat,making it stop glowing green.Volt inject antidote in Celia making her stop
glowing.Brainstorm put down the cat and it ran away.
Celia:Meatball,don't leave me! You're all I have in this world!
Brainstorm:Mom!
ShoutOut:...ma Mia,that's a mean thing to say! If you have kids.
Brainstorm:We're her kids
Lightbeam:Shut up.
Awol:Does anyone else hear screaming?
They looked up at the sky and saw a winky face emoji on a hot air balloon
Lightbeam:Is that a hot air balloon with a winky emoji
All of a sudden Captain Man and Big Foot fell to the ground
Bigfoot:Thanks for breaking my fall, buddy.
Captain Man:No problem. I'm indestructible.Danger Force! Okay, here's your part of the plan--
Volt:We took care of it.
Captain Man'What? But I already paid for the horses!
Lightbeam:We had our own plan.
ShoutOut:Sorry.
Volt and Lightbeam:Byyyyeeeee...
Awol teleported them away