Age I Simped: 12 - 14 years old
Reasoning: Hot blonde French guy. Need I say more? His sassy attitude and handsome cowlick make something inside of me stir up emotionally. It's like I breathe the same air as him. Both human and dwarf forms of him are just absolutely adorable.
Smashability then: 10/10
Smashability now: 10/10
Might need to rethink the ending age for my simping...