Warhammer 40K: Anti-Haremist...

By K_Korvus_Korvac

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Just a casual Warhammer 40k Enthusiast that doesn't know everything in 40k but knows it well enough. At least... More

Prologue
Chapter 1: Inkling Mistake
Chapter 2: Kleptomaniac
[Pls Skip] Chapter 2.5: Quick Stop - Magic Satchel
Chapter 3: The Black Library
Bio 1
Chapter 3.5: Purpose Realization
Extra 1: Magnus The Bookworm
[C4] GATE: Repentia!
Extra 2: "A New Friend, Father."
[C5] GATE: Italica
[C6] GATE: The Blessing Of Italica
Notice
[C7] GATE: Slaughter Of Italica - Part 1
[C7.5] GATE: A Small Meeting Between Divines
[C8] GATE: Slaughter Of Italica - Part 2
[C9] GATE: Slaughter Of Italica - Part 3
[C10] Epilogue: GATE
Extra 3: Meeting Big E
[C11] Arifureta: Preventing The Harem
[C12] Arifureta: Character Development
[C13] Arifureta: Sister Urges Activate
[C14] Arifureta: Skimming Through
Short 2: Return To Owners
[C15] Arifureta: Immaterial Discovery
Short 3: Weakness Realization
[C16] Arifureta: New Cadians
[C17] Arifureta: Lackluster Distance
[C18] Arifureta: Trigger Finger Super Skim
[C19] Arifureta: I Want A Change Of Pace
[C20] Epilogue: Arifureta
[2/1/23] Updated List
Chapter 20.5: Children Of The Machine
Involvement Poll
Extra 4: Masters Of Acquisitions
[C21] Smartphone: Sign My Petition Or I Lose My Medical License
[C22] Smartphone: Relative Radiation Poisoning [And Scheming]
[C23] Smartphone: Imposter Syndrome & Comfort[?]
[C24] Smartphone: Destroyer Cult - Part 1
[ALT] Smartphone: Prologue Perhaps
Bio 2 [Fixed]
[C25] Smartphone: Destroyer Cult - Part 2
[ALT] Smartphone: ALT Ends in Touya's Sacrifice
[C26] Smartphone: Destroyer Cult - Part 3
[C27] Smartphone: I Collect Them
[C28] Epilogue: Smartphone

Short 1: No Booba?

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Kyrie: "Wait, if I can adjust my being like how Magnus can change his height, can I hypothetically get- *GASP!*"

She looked down at her flat chest, smirking. She puts her hand on her flat chest.

Kyrie: "Eheheee."

She channels her psyker powers with her might and attempts to give herself booba.

Warp lightning crackles and thunders around her hand.

A figure suddenly appears before her.

Kyrie: "... Oh, wait, no, NOT SLAANE-"

Kleos: "Oh hey! (*^‿^*)"

Kyrie: "Y-... You're not Slaanesh... (●_●)"

Kleos: "Yeah, I'm not. Be grateful!"

Kyrie: "Uhm, I am?"

Kleos was 5'4", so Kyrie was looking down at her.

The two stare at each other's flat chest.

Kyrie: "Weren't you the one who "took my nose"?"

Kleos: "Mhm!"

Kyrie: "Why are you here, then?"

Kleos: "TO MAKE SURE I HAVE A COMRADE! NO BOOBA FOR YOU!"

Kleos zaps Kyrie like Darth Sidious.

Kleos:

Kyrie:

After zapping Kyrie, Kleos disappears.

Kyrie tries to give herself booba, but she can't.

Kyrie:

Kyrie: "... No.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1! "

She trembles to her knees, holding her cuttingboard of a chest.

Kyrie: "No... *Sniff* I can't get booba anymore... *Sniffle* Why is Destiny sooo crueeell...!!!"

She lowers her head again and puts her hands on her chest.

Kyrie: "I am sad..."


Curse Added: No Booba? (Passive, Permanent)

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