The adventures of spider axol...

No one's POV (why would it be the spider axolotls POV it would just be weird)
The mother spider axolotl left its nest going to find food while she was away the very small male spider watched over the eggs which were hot pink just like the spider's webs the spiders were supposed to hatch today and just on time as the mother spider got home they started to hatch a whole bunch of small axolotl spiders and so our main character hatched into a world of chaos where birds ruled the world and toasters looked like anime girls, humans were a thing in the past they got extinct by 3007 and no it was not because of global warming an unknown virus spread like wildfire to the humans it was passed along by spider axolotls which lived in people's houses long ago only a few anime coasters exist to this day but they are fairly rare to find as they live far away the birds took over the world spider axolotls only taking up some of the new population when humans were around they had almost gone extinct but now that the world was free of all humans the world has become less peaceful than before (dad spider axolotl)"hello young one welcome to the world" suddenly the dad spider became lunch for the mom once the mother was done eating she talked to one of the ones that survived (mom spider axolotl)"you might want to leave this place as quick as possible I'm pretty sure you know how to fly just shoot your web and let the wind take you away you are different from the others so I'll let you live" the new spider axolotl climbed as high as it could and let the wind take it away