A/N
Currently on season 4
Wtf is happening with agents of shield
Also thanks for all the comments on he last thing
Y'all had AWSOME names.
Orphans with style: CHAT
Self proclaimed father
Does anyone know how Alex gets her pets
Spidey Bitch
Not really
They just show up
Blind bitch
Half her pets are illegal
The emo
NO THEY ARNT
I have two chickens and a robo rat
OMG WE SHOULD MAKE IT SO BART CAN TEXT
Self proclaimed father
No
We don't need no terminator shit
Or ultron
Peter
Probably smart
The emo
Fine
Blind bitch
Ok but awnswer the questions
How do you get your pets Alex
The emo
Well with Bart some people made him for me
And with sunny and char Venom kinda just took them
I still don't know how but she just came back with them
And Monkey is not a pet
he's a friend
Self proclaimed father
Still hate that your friends
The emo
Well what ever I'm friends with a badass assassin monkey
And your not
Jokes on you
Self proclaimed father
What ever
I can ride in a car with out needing a booster seat
The emo
I sit in shot gun half the time!
Self proclaimed father
What ever
Blind bitch
So what I got from this conversation is most of Alex's pets are illegal
The emo
Yup
No regrets bro
Spidey biTch
This chat is so weird
The emo
Oh ya
Self proclaimed father
So Alex if most of your pets are illegal or robots could you do me a favor
The emo
NO
NO
NO
I don't know we're this is going but I don't like it
Self proclaimed father
JUST HERE ME OUT
the emo
Fine
Self proclaimed father
Good
Ok so would you be ok with watching something
JUST until I can get good old Charlie's angles to get a place at the mansion for her
The emo
No!
My place is already crowded enough
Self proclaimed father
Just until I can get space
Th emo
...
Fine
BUT you have to bring food and all the stuff it needs
Self proclaimed father
YES
IM ON MY WAY
The emo
Wait what pet is it
...
Wade
Wade
WADE
WADE PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
he turned his phone off didn't he
Blind bitch
Yup
Spidey bitch
Probably
The emo
Damn it
~ later~
Alex POV
"YOU DIDNT TELL ME IT WAS A BIRD" I screamed.
"ITS A PARROT"
"THATS LIKE THE SAME FUCKING THING"
"what ever just take her"
"Fine but only because I'm nice and to tired to yell"
"Good here you go" Wade said handing me the lesh.
And if you were wondering yes the parrot was on a harness as it was flying.
Wade set the bird cage and food and even all they toys on the table.
Sunny hoped up on the table and started to peck at the toys.
"No sunny down" I pointed to the floor, sunny looked at me before hopping down to the floor.
"Did you train your chickens like a dog"
"Yes I did, I didn't know what else to do" I said unhooking the harness and taking it off the bird.
"I'm just not gonna question this anymore"
"Good, now what's her name" i gestured at the bird who was now sitting on the table looking between us.
"Her name is Sydney the Destroyer" he said making jazz hands.
"It's a full title you gotta use it all"
"Fine, does she know any tricks? Stuff I should know about" I asked.
"Not that I know of, she can sit on your shoulders though"
"Really?"
"Ya, Sydney come here" he called whistling at the end.
Sydney flew over to him and perched on his shoulder and squaked.
"Impressive but Char can do that to" I whistled and stuck my leg out and Char hopped up my leg and climbed up my body and sat on my shoulder.
"Try hard" Wade joked.
I set Char down and stuck my arm out and mimicked Wades whistle and Sydney flew over and griped onto my arm. It pinched a bit but for me it was fine.
(Be careful when you are handling animals)
"Alright I left the instructions in the bag so you know what to do" Wade said.
"Alright"
"Ok that's all now I have to go, I got a 'job' in like 30 minutes" Wade said.
"Alright I'll be fine here" I said.
We hugged and Wade walked out the door leaving me with the bird.
"Ok how bout we get you all set up"
".... Your not gonna awnser me"
I ended up getting the food set up and her cage also set up.
So at the end of the day I ended up with a parrot named Sydney the Destroyer.
What is my life at this point
A/N
Chaos my friend
Chaos
Thank you all for the comments!
They really helped figure out a name (as you can tell I am very indecisive)
But I love reading all the comments
As you can tell I went with Sydney the Destroyer for the name (credit to who committed it)
Thank you
-friend says hello-
That is all
Good day /night
-The author