I'm a Villainess, But So What...

By mrmacpuffy

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Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about anything from the storyline. Those fucking capture targets are so da... More

Introduction
The Novea Family's Baby Prodigy
Three Year Old Alice's First Thesis
My Daughter and Her Antics
The Cliche Novel's Place in My Life
Magic Types
Alice's Sleep Deprived State
Alice's Mischievous Escapades
My Sister, The Troublemaker
The Sickly Prodigy's Appearance
I Met a Peculiar Girl
My Playdate With the Ragdoll
Boredom is My Enemy
The Awkwardness that is My Life
The Class from the Pits of Hell
The Deranged Novice Hunter, Nova
Maria's Absolute Retribution
'Camping Out' On the Clearing
Nova the Spy
Get Off of Me, You Piece of Shit
Alice's First Pet Named Lizzy
My Therapy Session with the Crown Prince
A Fly Buzzing Around My Ear
Deranged Friends and Family
Lazy Alice and the Fifteen Year Old Assassin
Ax's Existential Crisis
Hibernating with Liz
The Dreadful Birthday Party
Scaring the Unscarable Assassin
Meeting Ms. Pink Fluff Ball
Temptations of Murder
Birdbrain No. 1 & 2
Pirouette-ing in Victory
The Bait, the Prince, and the Silly Dance
Am I Wrong, Professor?
I Can Break the Swatter
How to Beguile Mr. Shrewd
Lady Novea, My Newfound Rival
It's Fine, It's Fine, We'll Torture Him Together, Okay?
Castrating My Soon-to-be Boring Toy
The Glowy Sword in Chains
The Beginning of Summer Camp
The Hothead in the Morning
Alice Novea's Troublesome Conundrum
Alice, Naska, and the Two Phoenix Familiars
The Aruarnul Amulet
A Life After the Next
The Brightly Colored Cube in the Hall
Those Stupid People of Hers
The Talent Show, the Execution, and The Harmless Prank
Your Choice, Young Padawan
I Dub Thee Human Punching Bag
Fast Forward Overview
I'm Going Abroad
The Dolts of the Elven Kingdom
The Nature of [Descension]
Mixuni's Fling with Ms. Svennal
Her Peaceful Academy Life
Rain's Hellish Job
The Oasis, the Comrade, and the Airhead
The Elf Mixuni's First Breakdown
Flying Orange Peach with Gloved Stems
The Beginning of Winter Break
The Drunk Narcassist
The Stairway to Fairydom
The Past to the Present
Attitude Issues of that Goddamn Prince
Alice's First Cut
'Geh' Game of Brain
The Kingdom of Mer
Invincible Statue of Karaoke
The Appearance of Who?
Al's Small Realization
The Shivers
Beginning of a Journey
Daily Life of the Party
It's Fun to Mess With Assassins
A Girl and a Period
Kidnapped?! I'm So Scared... Not
The Barrier
To the Devil's Castle, I Go
The Nude Dude
Alice's First Sick Day
Sebastian Butler
The Perverted Servant, Miro
Parents' Dismay
The Games Begin
The Chair
UhHhHhH wHaT sHoUlD tHiS bE cAlLeD?
The Blackout Box
Pathetic Challenge
Jacob
I Think I'm Becoming More of a Brocon
First Time Skiing?
The Inscriptions
NOTICE!
Book Two Prologue
NEW BOOK BOIS!

Little Al's Ultimate Weapon

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By mrmacpuffy


Sister finally came back after two months. I wanted to know what she was doing, but I'm sure she wouldn't tell me. I really missed her.

I ran up to her and hugged her. I really loved Sister. "Sister! You're home!" I pounced on her. Ahhh, I really love Sister. Sister is too lovable. She is so cute. So adorable... She shouldn't go out by herself... too many people would fall in love with her...

Sister laughed and consoled me. I liked it that way, when her attention was focused on me only, it was nice. Especially when I acted like a child, Sister would always say 'moe' or whatever that was, then hug and kiss me. I liked that too.

She led me to Mother and Father. We talked for a while, but after Mother had her scary smile on her face, Sister dragged me out of the room and I happily followed along. But... Sister has a male friend? She can't have a male friend... it's too dangerous... Sister is powerful, but she's too dense. I started to get angry. Sister's attention will be on someone else. I want her to love me only! Who was the scum who took my sister away?

But my sister comforted me again. I was still angry, but I was helpless whenever Sister did that to me. I'm sure that only I get this treatment from Sister. I couldn't help but melt back into my childish facade again. I wanted to get spoiled.

I didn't expect Sister to kiss me. On the lips, no less. Sister's... and mine... I instantly felt uncomfortable under there again. I took her first kiss... I blushed at the thought. I'm Sister's first... I looked down in embarrassment. Ever since that class occurred, I've known that I loved Sister in a different way. I had a 'wet dream' when I was ten years old about her. It was really nice...

Sister spoils me when I act like a baby, so I do. It's the best way to draw her attention, and her affection. I can use it as a weapon for any annoying pests that fly her way. But of course, most of the time, I don't need to. Sister eliminates whoever bothers her. But when she doesn't eliminate them, I get agitated. Like Richard, the prime minister's son.

While I thought of my methods, Sister was busy reassuring me. I liked that too. She cared enough to worry for me. I've seen the suitors that Sister disliked. Like Ragdoll or the Idiot Prince. She even named them, and she was always cold. Not only that, but she was one push away from killing them. I'm pretty sure that she would if they weren't princes.

"Hey, Al, don't worry, okay? I'll always love you the most. No one can replace you, and you are my best, best friend. You'll always be the first one I'll pick..." She tried again. This really did reassure me. That's right, I'm her brother, I'll always be first... I'll make sure to keep that position. Sister values blood bonds, as long as I'm a Novea, she won't care what I do. I grinned inwardly.

Sister patted my back. Those annoying pests who dare get in the way of Sister and I's relationship, I'll be sure to kill them like Sister does.

(Author's Note: Hey guys, sorry for the short chapter, but I'm going to upload another one today, so don't worry!)

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