S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons...

By LochNessLobster

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Welcome to the random book of S4 Shenanigans. A splatoon manga (fanfic ig?) containing head cannons, incorrec... More

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General headcannons
M a s k headcannons
Fanarts shsggftscgdfx
Army H e a d c a n n o n s
Pokemon sun and moon auuu
The bois as songs
Dont quote me on this but- (incorrect quotes)
The s4 being the s4
The s4's music playlists
Army fanarts hehehe
A L O H A headcannons🎶
Pls halp plz
Alignment chartsss
Mein art
More of mein art
S4 texting situations(part 1)
More incorrect quotes yes
Role play???
Yall's suggestions
Aloha Fanart!
Just memes
More m e m es
THANK YOU!!!
This made me happy,,, (memes included)
S4 movie night!
The return of the memes
Random thoughts at 2 am
S4 mini stories!
Guessing things about the s4
S K U L L headcannons
Original incorrect quotes!
For u
Sorry but-
EVEN MORE MEMES WHAHAHA
S4 texting situations(part 2)
Opinions meme(lol)
More alighnment charts
Skull fanarts!
Incorrect quotes are your life now. Accept it.
Mini stories again
Duets? ALWAYS!!!
S4 texting pt3
My school is great for incorrect quotes
Thank you all<3
Even moreeeee alighnment charts!
More of my brain thinks
This was so great it needed its own chapter
More memes for you childz
More incorrect quotes cause they are great tbh
A tragic death
Guys-
My favorite vines
A splatoon parody
Happy Holidays!
How do i delete someone elses post
Incorrect quites
Theory time!!!
Aloha x Insane! Army
Why am i allowed to think
More general HC
Mar13
A
Bee
Splatfest themes!
Kiss or slap game
Thx for suggestions:)
Dont make army mad
I-
The 10k celebration
:3o
:>)
More cursed
13
Yo this fandom is falling apart
5 years later im still obsessed with Coroika
More fanart
Just got back and still don't know what to name chapters
PLUSHIES!?
Rating Ships!

S4 play truth or dare(hehe)

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By LochNessLobster

Aloha: I'm so boredddddd

Mask: congratulations

Aloha: let's do something!

Mask: we are doing something. Right now. You are interrupting me, I'm trying to watch anime, now fuck off-

Army: LANGUAGE

Mask: *under breath* un-fuck off, or whatever... *hands money to Skull*

Skull: *puts it into jar*

Army: don't you two know how to behave? Me or Skull can't leave for a second without you guys practically going for each other's throats

Mask: *laughs(but it's more like a wheeze)

Aloha: Army dear, you really haven't seen what going at each other's throats is if that's what you think~

Army: oh be quiet you- *turns red*

Aloha: I could show you what I mean of course, we are looking for some fun~

Army: *squeaks* y-you mean-

Aloha: TRUTH OR DARE! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN YES. You want to join Skull?

Skull: sure

Mask: man of many words you are. *pulls up chair*

Aloha: sweet! Want to join too, Army?

Army: *flustered* but what- you mean-

Mask: save us the stutter-fest and just take a seat already

Army: *sits on the floor*

The games have begun, Aloha and Army are seated on the ground, while Mask sits in a chair and Skull on a couch.

Aloha: so! Who first?

Mask: I vote you. This was your crazy idea.

Skull: I second that

Aloha: great! Go ahead~

Mask: truth or dare, then

Aloha: hm, let's go truth

Mask: but that's never any fun!

Army: but it's his choice, and it's called Truth or Dare for a reason

Skull: he has a point

Mask: ughhhhh, fine. Truth: who do you like?

Aloha: *giggles* everyone~

Mask: ugh, you're being so difficult. Ok how about this. What gender?

Aloha: all of them of course~

Army: r-really?

Mask: never would have guessed

Skull: but that's why you asked right-

Aloha: my turn! Skull, who do you like?

Skull: I didn't chose truth-

Aloha: Headphones?

Skull: ctrl z, I chose dare

Aloha: half rim?

Skull: dare please...

Aloha: how about-

Army: for crying out loud Aloha, leave the poor guy alone!

Aloha: *feels ashamed from Army's scolding* oh, haha. I took it too far, sorry Skull.

Skull: apology accepted

Mask: are we actually going to play or what?

Aloha: oh yeah!

Aloha: this is for you then, mask. Truth or dare?

Mask: *rolls eyes* truth

Army: you hypocrite!

Mask: ugh, fine then! Dare.

Aloha: oho! Lemme think of a good one then...

Army: ...I've got one...

Aloha and Skull: oh?

Army: yes...

Army: Mask has to do his own chores for a week. I'm tired of doing your laundry for you. And no reminders or outside help.

Aloha: haha! Buuurn.

Mask: this is lame. Why did we trust one of Aloha's ideas again?

Aloha: because I'm the funnest!

Mask and Army: that's not a word

Aloha: it is now! It's going in my "Chill dictionary"

Army: your what now

Aloha: my dictionary with all the words I made up in it! Some even went viral! Like chillax for example

Army: that's still not a word. And I'm 110% sure that you weren't the one that made it up.

Aloha: ugh whatever, who's going next? Skull?

Skull: pass

Mask: I'll go, I have a good one

Mask: aloha, truth or dare?

Aloha: dare of course~

Mask: I dare you to make Army blush

Aloha: my specialty!

Army: wait, what?!

Aloha: how about this? *brushes Army's hand*

Army: *can feel the heat in his cheeks*

Aloha: or this! *rests head on Army's shoulder*

Army: w-wait-

Aloha: or this!-

Army: *jumps up* get your hands off of me, party animal! Mask, you'll pay for this!

Mask: *wheezing* and how will you do that?

Army: I dare you to play the pocky game with Skull!

Mask: !!!

Skull: what

Aloha: *runs to kitchen to grab pocky*

Army: heh, check and mate, mate. And you thought I couldn't have fun. *sneers*

Mask: wHY YOU!

Aloha: got it! *thrusts pocky in Mask's hands*

Mask: I'm not doing this

Army: to much of a wimp to pull off a dare?

Mask: *rips off his mask* i'LL DO YOUR STUPID DARE-

Skull: what are we doing?

Aloha: it's simple! You both put a side of the pocky in your mouth and whoever gets the last bit of it before it's gone, wins!

Mask: -but we don't have to do it if you don't want to!

Skull:

Skull: *whispers* I never back down from dares.

Mask: oh cod

Aloha: get into position!

3...

2...

1...

Go!

*skulls inhales the whole thing before Mask can even take a bite*

Skull: did I win?

Mask: heeeeey, that's not how you play!

Aloha: haha! Skull beat you! You just don't want to admit it!

Mask: why you... you know what, Skull? You and me. Rematch. Where's the rest of the-

Army: uhhh- *he holds up an empty box*

Mask: wha- did you eat all those too!?

Skull: was I not supposed to?

Mask: YOU LITTLE SQUIT THAT WAS MY LAST BOX!

*mask tackles skull and they start wrestling*

Aloha: FIGHT! FIGHT!! FI-

*army throws a death glare at Aloha as he breaks up the scene*

Army: *sighs* that's enough for one night I think. Mask, apologize to Skull and you can clean up this mess.

Mask: but heeeee-

Army: please, what are you, 2?! I already have a headache, I'm heading to bed...

Aloha: yeah, me too, goodnight guys-

Army: no way, you stay here an clean up too.

Aloha: but-

Army: no buts! This was your idea

Aloha:

Aloha: ok that's fair

Army: whatever, just please don't cause any more trouble. Skull's in charge

Skull: roger

*the rest clean up the mess and try to stay quiet for their friend*

~~~

What do ya think?! I kinda liked writing this, so if you want a part 2 let me know!!!
Love y'all, bye<3

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