One fucked up family. (SBI T...

The next morning Phil came down the stairs and saw his family lying in a heap on the floor. Wilbur was smothered in Techno's hair with Tommy curled up at his waist, Techno was lying on the ground with is back to Wilbur and had Ranboo practically sleeping on top of him, Tubbo was lying at Techno's legs and was holding one of Ranboo's arms as he slept.
Phil thought about leaving them to sleep in peace, or he could play a prank and wreck havoc. He decided on the second choice. The best way to go about this was to spook Ranboo and make him teleport out of the group. Phil knelt down and Techno opened his eyes and saw Phil. Phil put his finger on his lips as to show Techno not to warn the others of the prank he was about to play and Techno nodded.
Phil then shouted "BOO!" at the top of his lungs and grabbed Ranboo by the shoulders. Ranboo screeched and teleported away in fear, taking Tubbo with him. Everybody jumped up and screamed at the noise that had come out of Ranboo's mouth. Phil and Techno burst out laughing. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Screamed Tommy, who had jumped at all the noise. "Why did you do that Dad?" Asked Wilbur who was still recovering from the shock. "Where is Tubbo and Ranboo?" Asked Techno, looking around. "He- he teleported away, Tubbo must have gone with him somehow." Said Phil through laughs. They heard mumbling from outside and the door opened and in came the sleepy but shocked Ranboo and Tubbo. "Who the fuck did that?" Asked Tubbo. "It was me, sorry Tubbo." Said Phil, still laughing. "How did you manage to teleport with Ranboo?" Asked Wilbur. "He was holding onto my arm and when Phil made me teleport Tubbo must have come to.." said Ranboo, rubbing his eyes awake. "Sorry Ranboo." Phil smiled. "I near had a damn heart attack when you screamed Ranboo, how did you do that?" Asked Tommy. "Yeh that was a bit different this time, that was a whole damn screech." Said Techno, looking at Ranboo. "I- well... I don't know Phil just scared me a lot I guess." Ranboo shrugged. "Anyways what are we doing today?" Asked Tommy, looking up at Phil. "I have nothing planned for today Tommy, you can just go out and play with your brothers." Phil said and went over to the kitchen. "Speaking of going somewhere," said Wilbur, looking at Techno. "Me and Tech are going away somewhere later." He said simply. "Can I come?" Asked Tommy, looking at Techno. "Nope." Said Techno instantly and pushed Tommy away. "Anyways, let's get some breakfast." Said Wilbur and went over to kitchen to grab a bowl of cereal. Techno followed him.
Ranboo and Tubbo where already sitting at the kitchen table, Ranboo eating some toast and Tubbo eating cereal. Tubbo was messing around, flicking at Ranboo's tail as per usual. "Where are you two going today?" Ranboo asked Wilbur and Techno. "Just for a trip.." said Wilbur, making it clear that he wasn't going to say. Ranboo nodded and went back to eating his toast. Techno walked across the kitchen to get some cereal from the cupboards and brought two bowls to the table. One for Wil and one for him.
They ate their food in peace and when Ranboo and Tubbo left the room they started to talk about their plans to go to the nether. "If we go early we will be back before lunch." Wilbur said. "I suppose, but are you sure you want to go to the nether." Asked Techno, thinking maybe Wilbur was only doing this for Techno's sake. "Oh course I want to go! I want to be able to help you get used to other piglins and not feel as nervous next time." Said Wilbur, looking his twin in the eyes. "Ok, as long as your not only doing this for my benefit." Said Techno, finishing off his food. "I'm doing it for you, but I'm also doing it with you." Said Wilbur, reassuring Techno. "Thanks Wil, I really appreciate it.." said Techno and stood up. "Right, let's go get ready." Said Wilbur and jumped up with Techno.