Hi. My name is Jimmy Dalon. People call me Jimmy, Jimbo, Jimothy, Jim- wait no. Never Jim. Jim is apparently a Chad name and people say I'm not a chad.
But I don't think that's true. Actually to be honest, I'm confused myself. Either I'm an extreme special limited edition super saiyan chad or a no chad (no chad probably). But but but the point is, just like everyone else in this whole wide world, I too have feelings.
If I didn't have feelings then I wouldn't have jerked off three times a day to a waifu with whom I'm having a one sided relationship. She's hot btw. I also have a pet for whom I have lots of feelings for. His name is Truck and he's a tortoise. He hasn't moved a single muscle since I was fifteen (I'm fifteen and half now) but that's okay coz my 90 year-old neighbor next door says he's in a deep state of sleep, a.k.a hibernation. Humans hibernate when they feel something is extremely boring, like watching grass grow. But apparently no one has ever done that and that is why humans don't hibernate.
Now onto academic matters. i go to this school named Springstate highschool and till now I've been bullied 46.5 times. Yes, you might have guessed it already. I have a bad time in highschool. It's the reason why my roblox account has #depressed in its bio. I have so much bad time all the time that now I'm immune to bad time because as time changes so does people's time and emotions and once a time is over a new time starts and basically life is secretly synonymous with time because of how bad timing and good timing it has and it all depends on how you spend your time and how time changes (I'll explain it to you later DM me).
Anyways, in this cloudy times, there is this one moon that lights up my world more brighter than the sun. My room's new LED lights. They make me look cool and when I take pictures with them, people think I have 10k followers or something on tiktok (even if I don't use tiktok lol). I bought this LED lights from an online website called vilbi5en.com that redirected me to 50 different other websites until I opened another tab and typed in "free led lights for kids price free" in my bing search bar (people bully me for using bing instead of google or at least yahoo but I think that the losers should also be sometimes used because they are losers because no one uses them in the first place). Anyways, I love tacos.
But there is one thing, one thing, that fills my body with all types of chemicals and no I'm not talking about drugs. I'm talking about her. Lisa Richardson. She's the sun to my moon. The moon to my heart. And the heart to my love for her (yes).
She has 900 Instagram followers which basically means she's a model star. She has accomplished a lot in her life. More than I ever will be. She once posted three pics of herself in a single day and it takes a lot of courage and bravery to do something like that. She also once went on a diet for 6 months until she had to abandon it when she fainted in school once. Like, diet? Like omg. There's a reason why only grown ups do that. It's a grown up thing and she did it...for 6 MONTHS!. Anyways, I like her.
The first time I saw her was on a school fight in the cafeteria. Apparently a black dude grabbed another black dude's homeboy's girlfriend's bestie's butt and that pissed him off. So the two black men fought in the cafeteria while the teachers rubbed their hands over the two trying to act like they were trying to stop the fight. Apparently, they got suspended. Not the teachers, not the students, the homeboy because he was trying to stop the fight.
Guys someone is knocking on the door and my mom isn't saying anything gtg peace out agent jimmy in and out here I go byee.