Waddle Dees were once again, as usual, guarding(?) the castle, serving for King Dedede, and following Waddle Doo's orders. One day, Waddle Doo was in charge of cleaning Dedede's room as he decided to switch tasks with Escargoon for a day. Waddle Doo hummed as he was dusting the room and the transporter.
It would have been a normal day if nothing came through the transporter, but this story would not be fun without anything coming through the transporter. Once again, Susie has sent a surprise for Dedede, especially for Waddle Doo. Whenever she sent something without letting Dedede know, it's all free since it's all experimental, so Susie and Haltmann never charged for anything sent without any notice.
"Huh? What is this?" Waddle Doo asked himself as he poked on the object that was sent to the transporter. It was just a yellowish slime-like blob that would remind people of silly putty. As Waddle Doo asked himself, Waddle Dees were all also interested in the object so they all surrounded it. Waddle Doo warned for the Waddle Dees' safety, "Step aside, Waddle Dees. This object may be dangerous. Lady Susie seems to have some grudges against his majesty these days, so she might be plotting something against him." Waddle Dees all nodded to Waddle Doo's warning and stepped one step further away from the silly-putty-looking blob. Waddle Doo gulped and poked it with its bare hands instead of the duster.
The blob reacted to the sensation and shined as it rose into the air. "Huh??!!" Waddle Doo yelped as the blob shined and started to shape. It became larger and rounder, just like Waddle Doo. It looked like Waddle Doo, just four times bigger, purple eyes, and a metal helmet screwed on its head when it was done transforming. "WADDLE DEES! ESCAPE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!" Waddle Doo announced and the whole army of Waddle Dees and Waddle Doo escaped the castle for their own safety.
Meanwhile, Dedede was sun-tanning in the balcony, despite the large escape sound. "I want tea!" Dedede always pronounced 'tea' as 'teh'. Because Waddle Dees and Waddle Doo already escaped the castle, there was no one who heard Dedede's request, no demand. No response. Dedede called once again, "Hey! Waddle Dees! I WANT TEA!"
"Ah! Your Majesty!" Escargoon screamed as he rushed into the balcony to hear Dedede's demand.
"Escargoon! Where are all da Waddle Dees!!??" Dedede bellowed.
"I have no idea sire, they just disappeared!" Escargoon said. "But I shall get you your tea right away!"
"Grr! What am I payin' dose orange blobs fo'!!??" Dedede complained when he barely pays them under minimum wage and still force them to work on the labor when he should be glad that they are not quitting on him and are still loyal to him.
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Waddle Doo and Waddle Dees arrived at the beach, the farthest place away from the castle. "Waddle Dees!" Waddle Doo called. "Are you all okay!?"
Waddle Dees all gestured to indicate that they are all okay.
"Oh! I hope his majesty is just fine!" Waddle Doo started to worry about him after forgetting about him while trying to save his and Waddle Dees' lives. He completely forgot about Escargoon.
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"Here is your tea, sire," Escargoon served warm tea. Not too hot. Not too cold. Just right.
"Mm!" Dedede said as he sipped the tea. "Anyway, where are dose Waddle Dees and Waddle Doo!?" Dedede asked.
"I have no idea sire, they just ran away from the castle and I have no idea why," Escargoon said.
"What!? You saw dem get out of the castle!?" Dedede asked.
"Yes, they were running straight away from your room, it seemed," Escargoon said.
"Ya, foolish slime jam!" Dedede screamed as he hammered Escargoon's head with his fist.
"Ow..." Escargoon groaned.
"Ya go find dem at once!" Dedede said.
"Yes, sire!" Escargoon said. Right when he was about to get out of the balcony to find the Waddle Dees and Waddle Doo, the balcony started to shake as if there was a huge earthquake, coming in with a large thumping sound and...... something beaming?
"GAHH! WADDLE DOO!" Escargoon screamed frightfully at the creature, misunderstanding that the huge monster is deformed Waddle Doo. "WHA- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING THE CASTLE??!!"
The creature did not respond. In fact, it did not understand what Escargoon was trying to say to him. The only thing it knew was its destructive nature.
"WADDLE DOO! YA BETTER STOP THAT BEFORE I FIRE YA!" Dedede threatened, but his face was full of fear.
"GAHHHHHHH!!!!" Escargoon and Dedede ran away with fear dominating their facial expression from rampaging the large creature that looked like Waddle Doo as it stomped towards them and shot out lasers from its eyes, destroying the walls on its way.
"META KNIGHT!!! WHERE YA HIDIN' AT!!???" Dedede frightfully called.
"He has a day off today, sire! He's out of town!!" Escargoon replied.
"WHERE HE AT???!!!!" Dedede screamed.
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Meta Knight, as he promised, took Kirby out on a date. This time, at a large, fancy ferry, sailing through the oceans in Planet Popstar. They were both sitting at the edge of the ferry, with Meta Knight's arm wrapped around
"Nice to get on a large ferry like this once in a while, isn't it Kirby?" Meta Knight asked.
"Poyo, poyo!" Kirby replied excitedly.
"I made a reservation at a restaurant for the evening," Meta Knight said. "We would be looking at the ocean view while eating. How does that sound?"
"Poyo, poyo poyo poyo!" Kirby cheered excitedly.
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"Whachu mean!?" Dedede asked Susie as he had connected initially to ask how to defeat the monster without the help of Kirby and Meta Knight. .
"That was my gift for you sire," Susie said. "A biological experimental blob that transforms into stronger self when in contact with skin."
"How is it a gift if it is trying to destroy us?!" Escargoon asked.
"I never knew it would be uncontrollable," Susie answered. "There is always a flaw in the system."
"Is there a way to get rid of it?" Escargoon asked.
"Only way to get rid of it is to defeat it," Susie said. "I bet Kirby can handle it right? Or even Meta Knight? Just use them. Just make them be useful for me once in a while, even though I want to get rid of them so badly."
"They're both gone!" Escargoon said. "Meta Knight has a day off and I think Kirby tagged along with Meta Knight!"
"Hmm... they're probably training somewhere else," Susie said. "Gosh, they're never helpful when I actually need them once in a while."
"So what are we gon' do!!??" Dedede asked.
"I think just let someone get rid of him, defeat him, not my problem," Susie said. "Anyways, we should probably name that creature."
"How about King Doo?" Escargoon said. "It did look like Waddle Doo after all, perhaps he was the one who touched the blob thing you're talking about."
"King Doo sounds like a good name," Susie agreed.
"You know, girly! Ya get irresponsible once in a while!!" Dedede complained.
"Sire, don't call me 'girly'," Susie said. "First of all, I don't want to share the nickname with the other 'girly' you're talking about. Second of all, I'm deciding whether or not I should change my pronoun to 'doctor'. You'd better be careful when you're talking to me, especially you, your majesty." Susie disconnected.
"Dat girl thinks she owns the world just because she's the most smartest person in the world!" Dedede complained.
"I know!" Escargoon agreed, or at least he pretended too. "But that is just one of her...... charms......" Escargoon said under his breath.
"Get everyone in the village to help meh destroy dat thing!" Dedede said. "It's gonna destroy my castle!! Ya know how much dat's gonna cost??!!"
"Too late, sire," Escargoon said. "Well, not about the castle, but about it leaving the castle and heading down to the village."
"Heh heh heh!!" Dedede laughed in delight. "I don't have to worry about it anymore! Looks like ma job is done here! Heh! Heh! Heh!"
"I know you just had something to do with the stomping large creature that looks like Waddle Doo!" Tiff said in a distance.
"Of course, you'd always show up," Escargoon said. "That is how it is supposed to be all the time."
"It's my job to keep all the mischiefs from you anyways," Tiff said. "How are we supposed to get rid of that thing!!??"
"Well, without Kirby or Meta Knight," Escargoon said. "There is really no way."
"Ugh! Why do you have to cause mischiefs all the time??" Tiff asked in maximum irritation.
"It wasn't my fault!" Escargoon fought back. "Susie sent a sample of biological slime and Waddle Doo happened to touch it and now it's ramping around like a giant monster!"
"Susie, of course," Tiff said as he facepalmed. "Well, you two are not just gonna stand there and watch it destroy the village, you two are going to come with me and figure out how to stop that thing!"
"Nah, not ma problem!" Dedede said as he crossed his arms and faced the other direction as his eyes were closed by his sass.
"What happened to someone telling my- I mean, the secretary Susie that she is irresponsible once in a while when he is the one being the irresponsible king even way before Kirby arrived at the planet," Escargoon snickered as he finished his sentence.
"I HEARD THAT YA SLUG BUG!!" Dedede said as he hammered his head with his mallet.
"Both of you are coming with me!" Tiff threatened. "Or else I'm going to bring that thing back here and make him destroy the castle! I already put my spare items at Kirby's house anyways!"
"Ya don't have da guts, girl-ay!" Dedede bellowed.
"Oh yeah?!" Tiff said as she turned back. Her voice suddenly became even deeper, due to effects or imagination, as she said "Try me..." She faced back forwards, and walked out to the village.
"Do you think she's for real?!" Dedede asked Escargoon.
"I'm not taking any chances," Escargoon said as he went to go start the car. "I'm gonna follow her just in case!"
"Wait fo' meh!" Dedede said.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The large scream of fear roamed all around the village by the Cappies as King Doo was destroying everything in sight.
They all escaped to the beach, where King Doo has not touched yet as it was continuing to destroy the village. It has not reached Kirby's house yet, but it was about to when it finds it after destroying buildings in the villages.
"My store is destroyed!" Gengu cried.
"My bar is smashed into pieces!" Samo complained.
"I predict, the large creature will try to destroy us too!" Mabel said.
"All right, everyone, stay calm!" Waddle Doo said.
"We need to come up with a plan so that we can get rid of that thing!" Tiff announced.
"This is all Waddle Doo's fault!" Escargoon said as he arrived at the beach where everyone evacuated.
"Me??!!" Waddle Doo flinched.
"You touched it and it transformed into King Doo!" Escargoon said.
"You named it?" Tiff asked.
"Yeah!" Escargoon said proudly.
"You know, you shouldn't name something we're going to slay," Tiff said.
"But it was still me, right?" Waddle Doo said.
"Exactly!!" Dedede said as he crossed his arms.
"Well then, I guess I had no right to run away," Waddle Doo said. "It's time to take care of this into my own hands, as Sir Meta Knight and Kirby are not here." Waddle Doo drew his sword and ran to the village to fight off King Doo. Waddle Doo, just like other soldiers, took responsibilities of his mistakes and take action in order to fix it. Waddle Dees marched after Waddle Doo as they always followed his directions and orders that without even him ordering them to do something, Waddle Dees always know when he needs their help.
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Meta Knight and Kirby did not know anything that was going on in Cappy Town as they were still on their romantic break on the ferry. Meta Knight took Kirby to the dining hall where he made the reservation for their very special date. Although they can dine in the room, they decided to dine outside where they can feel the ocean breeze while eating their fancy dinner. Kirby did not inhale everything this time. Kirby used knife and fork to elegantly slice and taste the steak.
"Cheers." "Poyo." Meta Knight and Kirby said as they clinked their glasses of grape juice together as they looked at each other lovingly under the moonlight.
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"Time to face this monster!" Waddle Doo said as he faced King Doo. Waddle Dees hurried after him. "Waddle Dees? Why did you come?" Waddle Dees saluted with their hands to indicate that they were going to help him defeat King Doo. "All right, then, CHARGE!!!!" Waddle Doo led the way, but he was easily flung by King Doo's massive hands. Waddle Dees charged towards King Doo to avenge Waddle Doo. King Doo shot lasers at the Waddle Dees that made them fly away like Waddle Doo, but even so, there were just too many Waddle Dees that King Doo was not able to fly all of them away. Waddle Dees started to climb on King Doo and attack him like how ants gathered around to eat the cracker on the floor.
"Waddle Dees! Gather around and take out your swords!" Waddle Doo said to Waddle Dees that have been flown away. "Make the blade face King Doo!" Waddle Doo had a plan.
Waddle Dees that were hanging on King Doo took out their swords and started to poke King Doo, which caused a lot of pain for King Doo. As it struggled to release all the Waddle Dees off of it, other Waddle Dees have stacked them selves and took out their swords and made their flat part of the blades face King Doo. As King Doo could not hand the pain, it started to shoot lasers out of its eye. The Waddle Dees that were hanging on King Doo were starting to fly away one by one, and those who flew away were quickly advised by Waddle Doo to stack themselves up and do same thing with their sword.
Just then, King Doo shot out a large shot of laser which hit the stack of Waddle Dees. The force of the laser toppled the Waddle Dees, but it did reflect the laser which hit King Doo back. King Doo couldn't handle the force of its own laser, and fell backwards. While it struggled to get up, Waddle Doo ordered the Waddle Dees to stack themselves up and bring Waddle Doo all the way to the top. As they were done stacking, Waddle Doo jumped from the top of the Waddle Dee tower.
"HHAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Waddle Doo cried as it flew down and sliced the King Doo all the way down through.
King Doo disappeared into a spark.
"We did it, Waddle Dees!" Waddle Doo cried in victory.
All the Waddle Dees danced their victory dance as the Cappies started to return as they applauded.