SMG4 Fanfic: Smart SMG4

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After having a head injury, SMG4 becomes a smart genius. (MILD LANGUAGE) More

Chapter 1: The Accident
Final Chapter: Back to Normal

Chapter 2: Clever Clogs

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By DS123Products

Back at the castle...

SMG4: And that is why Blackbeard was famous for blockading the port of Charles Town in the Province of South Carolina.

Meggy: Wow.

Mario: Bloody hell, his brain is like a machine.

Tari: Honey, can you help me design our wedding cake.

SMG4: Sure, one moment.

SMG4 drew a design.

Tari: This is amazing, my fiance is a smart genius.

Mario: Or a clever clogs.

Meggy: I think marrying a smart guy is really cute.

Mario: Sorry?

Meggy: Oh sorry babe, you're still my favourite dumb-brained husband.

Mario: And?

Meggy: And my favourite person in the world.

Mario: Aww, I'll always forgive you.

Mario and Meggy kissed.

Tari: I think marrying a dumb-brained guy is cute.

About 15 minutes later...

SMG4: I'm done.

Tari: Oh... my... god.

Mario: Jesus.

Tari: THAT IS THE BEST DESIGN I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

Meggy: How did you draw that?

SMG4: I got smart-powers now, Meggy.

Mario: Clever clogs.

SMG4: Wow, this new brain is really fantastic, I'm gonna have a smart life!!!


ONE WEEK LATER...

Mario: Girls, switch on the TV.

Meggy: Why?

Mario: I entered SMG4 into a game show.

Tari: Really? What's the show?

Mario: Let's just say; he's on Channel 4.

SMG4: Consonant please, and a vowel please.

TV Host: And here is the Countdown clock.

TV Host: OK, how many letters have you got, SMG3?

SMG3: Five.

TV Host: OK, and SMG4?

SMG4: Nine.

TV Host: What's your five?

SMG3: WOKEN.

TV Host: And what's your nine?

SMG4: My nine letter word is KNOWLEDGE.

TV Host: Well done, absolutely extraordinary.

SMG4: Ha.

SMG3: I hate you.

SMG4 was so smart, he helped others with their problems.

Mario: SMG4, can you help me solve this Rubik's cube?

SMG4: Sure, no problem.

Mario: I'm gonna go and get some spaghetti.

Mario went to get spaghetti, when he went back to SMG4, he solved the cube.

SMG4: Done.

Mario: Whoa, there is no way you solved that in approximately 17 seconds.

Meggy: Thanks for packing my suitcase for me, SMG4.

SMG4: No problem, it will be nice to have some time to yourself.

SMG4: So Tari, I prepared this fancy date all by myself, I put on candles to make us feel romantic and I made lovely dishes of Spaghetti Carbonara.

Tari: I love it so much.

SMG4: BTW, my IQ test results came in and I scored a 300.

Tari: 300 IQ?! Wow, you've got more IQ than Albert Einstein!!!

SMG4: But sadly, I wanted the results to say 301.

Tari: That's a shame, but still, your brain keeps growing and growing.

SMG4: True.

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