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"WE DID IIIIIIIII-is anyone else starving...?" Ruby seemed first excited but turned like me currently.
"I may have worked up an appetite." Blake said before her stomach went like me having diarrhea, but not the shit one.
"Holy Jesus-balls I think you've worked more than an appetite-" Y/n was bonked down to the ground.
"Shut it!" Blake blushed.
"Gee, if only there were somewhere on campus to get food around here." Weiss sarcastically said as the camera zooms out to show that there was literally food FUCKING EVERYWHERE YOU PIECE OF SH-
"Oh, wait."
"It's okay Weiss." Ruby put a hand on her shoulder "I forget about the fairgrounds too."
"I was being facetious."
"Whka!- Well if you are hungry, why didn't you say so?!" Ruby put her hands up.
"C'mon! I know just the place." Yang said as Y/n got up.
They began walking, but not before Weiss got a phonecall from no one other than the person she most hated... yes.
"Hey! Might be hard to eat without this!" A voice was heard from behind them.
They turned around to see Emerald standing there, holding Ruby's wallet.
"Huh?" Ruby started to whimper while searching her pockets. "No, no no no."
Emerald laughed. "Good to see you, Ruby."
Emerald then gave her wallet back. "Oh, thanks, Emerald!"
"Guess I dropped it." Ruby said as she put her wallet back in her pocket. "Guh, girl pockets are the worst!"
"What's up, Em?" Yang asked her.
"Just left the stadium after watching your amazing fight. You guys were awesome!" Emerald praised them.
"Oh stop it shut you little stupid face." And now Ruby was mumbling while flustered, another good soul lost to the world of being flustered.
"I heard your team progressed to the next round, too." Blake said.
"You know, I feel like we never see your other teammates." Weiss said.
"I have a strong feeling that it's good that we never see them." Y/n said.
"How'd they do in the fight?" Yang asked.
...
"Yang, don't remind me of the girl stepping on the guy's face and nuts..." Y/n sweatdropped.
"They did really well." Emerald ignored Y/n as everyone should.
"That's great! Uh, why don't we all go out and get some victory food together?" Ruby asked her.
"Oh! Gosh, that's so nice of you but, my teammates are all kind of..." Emerald looked back towards her teammate while he was sniffing a boot. "...introverted."
"My point right there." Y/n said, not surprised that her teammates are people who sniff boots, why Mercury did it? I don't know ask Roosterteeth.
"Really socially awkward." Emerald turned back.
"Do you think we didn't notice t by what he just did?" Y/n asked.
"So yeah. Looks like Merc and I will be moving on to the Doubles round. What about you guys?"
"I already had to fight two against four people this day, not fun -_-" Y/n said as he tried to forget the trauma of Gura literally hitting the other team in the nuts with her trident.
"Well as the leader of this team, I thought long and hard about this decision." Ruby said.
"We put it to a vote." Weiss slid right into the conversation.
"Uhh yes, but I decided that we should put it to a vote." Ruby tried to bullshit her bullshit.
"We voted for Weiss and Yang." Blake said.
"Oh god why..." Y/n cried. "I don't want Yang to delete my balls and make me scream a fucking entire volume!"
"I will happily present Team RWBY:" Weiss said as she bowed down like a fucking princess, like stop doing it... get some help.
"Yeah, we're gonna kick some butt!" Yang said as she slammed her fists together.
Emerald chuckled. "Well, if Mercury and I see you down the line, don't think we'll go easy on ya."
"Wouldn't have it any other way." Yang crossed her arms.
"Oh god, the way you did that was so cringe ngl..." Y/n said while taking an injection of: GOD KILL MEEEEEEE.
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Y/n and Team RWBY was currently sitting at a noodle shop.
"I'll have a bowl of the regular, please." Yang said before a large bowl of noodles appeared in front of her.
"Ooooh... I'll take the same." Ruby said before another large bowl of noodles appeared in front of her.
"Hmm... Do you have anything with a low salt-" Weiss got cut off by the bowl of noodles appearing in front of her.
Blake just nodded, before the shopkeeper quickly went back and came out with a bowl... of fishes.
"... You know what I'm good..." Y/n said before a bowl of noodles splatted on top of his head. "Of course..."
Weiss handed the owner her card.
"Aww Weiss! What's the occasion?" Yang asked her.
"Consider it thanks for sending me to the Doubles round." Weiss replied
"Oh my god... Weiss actually not being Elsa?!" Y/n yelled out in surprise.
"Shut it, dolt!"
"Nevermind..." Y/n sighed.
The card was thrown back to her. The shopkeeper showed her that her card was declined.
"Lol get rekt nob." Y/n snickerd.
"What? How can my card be declined?" Weiss asked. "I was barely into my monthly allowance."
While she was talking, Blake tried to get the fish, but the shopkeeper took the bowl of fishes.
"Nooo..."
"Maybe I could help?" A voice everyone recognizes. Team JNRP entered.
"Wait, where's Gura-"
*Bite*
...
"Of course..."
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"Are you sure it's wise to have eaten before a fight?" Ren asked Pyrrha.
Currently, everyone had eaten, and to be honest... I didn't eat much because of Gura traumatizing me with her trident during the first round...
"Of course! It will give us the energy." Pyrrha said before Nora just nuked with her burp.
"Holy Jesus, Nora just became Chernobyl for a second..."
Jaune slammed his head. "Ughhh if I barf I'm blaming you..."
"Oh! Aim it at the enemy!" Nora said.
"And I thought I was weird..." I said while Gura was still eating her food.
"Nora! That's disgusting." Ren told her. "But if you do feel the urge..."
"Got it." Jaune said with a thumbs up.
"Well, we should be off." Pyrrha said while standing up.
"So, do you think you guys are ready?" Ruby asked them.
"Of course! Nora answered. "We've got a world-renowned fighter on our team, what's basically a ninja, I can bench five of me... Jaune. We've trained all year, our weapons are awesome, Glynda barely yells at us anymore, and uh... Jaune!"
"Meanwhile I have a loli-shark..." I sighed.
"Are you gonna take that?" Ren asked Jaune.
"She's not wrong..."
"I'm kidding! He knows I'm kidding." Nora waved it off.
"Hm... judging by his emotional state right now, I would say he doesn't know you're kidding and he will probably hang himself in the disappointment of his action witch can-" I got bonked in the head by Gura's trident.
"Don't go to that therapy mode again!"
"Little woman, I do as I please... it feels like Lenny doesn't know when to use that."
Shut up you pedo...
nou
"Don't be so nervous! The worst that could happen is we lose! Then it's just a few more years of walking around school with everyone knowing we're failures our friends will slowly abandon us to preserve their social status, we won't be able to show our faces in class, no one will sit with us in the cafeteria, Ren and I have no parents, we have no home to go to we'll be officially renamed Team Lose-iper! AH HA HA HA HA... ha."
Nora then slammed her head onto the table, Y/n style while sobbing.
"Sooo yeah. We're feeling pretty good."
"You call it good, I call she has suicidal thoughts about Jesus lord." I said and for some reason didn't get hit by anything... YAAAAAAY
*Piano slams down on me*
... spoke too soon -_-
"Don't fret." Pyrrha ignored Y/n. "If anything, we should be looking forward to a fight with actual guidelines and not... well, murderers."
"Yeah, don't sweat it! We've all faced worse before." Yang said.
"Let's see: Grimm invasions, violent extremist, a destructive sociopath-"
"A pedophile, a loli biting my hand 24/7, pianos falling from the sky, and for some reason me always getting hit in the balls by Yang." I cut Blake off.
"And that's all while we're still in training! Oh, imagine what it'll be like when we graduate!" Ruby excitedly said.
"For some reason, I have a strong urge to not imagine how it will turn out..." I said.
"Maybe then I'll be able to pay for a meal..."
"Would Team JNRP please report to the battlegrounds immediately."
"Yes! Like they were scheduled to several minutes ago!"
"Well, it looks like this is it." Pyrrha said before they all went to the tournament.
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(A/N: Yes, I'm lazy)
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A/N: Alright, a new chapter out, but to be honest, I feel kinda bit disappointed with this chapter, I couldn't inject enough fun ;n;
Next chapter: Love is war
-Lenny out