strictly 2020 😌✌️

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a book full of laughs, drama and of course neil jones ✌️ More

names and intro x
the gc is born!!
launch show!!
Week 1!!
week 2!!
week 3!!
week 4!!
week 5!!
week 6!!
week 7!!
week 8!!
Week 9!!
Christmassss!!
Lockdown 3.0
Getting to Your Head
Dun Dun Dunnn
What About Kids?
Idk Anymore Deal With It
🏡🏡
Hi Hello G'day
RAWRRRRR 😎🦁
The Big Debate Of Spoon Sizes
I Don't Even Know Anymore
I Can't Even Come Up With Titles Anymore
Still No Entertaining Title :)
Kai Being A LEGAND
😌😎💅
😎😎😎😎
ELLLOOO ELLLOOO ELLLOOO
✨🦕✨
Neil Got His Phone Fixed 😳
Ehhhhhhhh Ok
HOLA HOLA
NEE NAW
Heheheheh
Dun Dun Dunnnn
Ninio Is A Snazzy Word
Hola
Emmmm Good luck Reading This
HOLA NINIOS
Idk What To Name This
Football Didn't Come Home.. But Dianne Didd
The Big Bad Break Up
😎🥴😎🥴😎🥴

Heheheee

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This one's about maisie and hrvy going on their first date xx

Maisiemoo~ hiiii

Harvster~ hiiii

Maisiemoo~ you excited for today

Harvster~ yeahh

Ilovealjaz~ wow wow wow what's going on here

Harvster~ me and maisie might be ehh going on a ehh

Maisiemoo~ were going on a date to Mcdonalds

Harvster~ what she said

Imadad~ I KNEW IT

Ilovealjaz~ I KNEW IT I FLIPPEN TOLD YOU

Redheadedaussie~ janette you can swear you know

Ilovealjaz~ OK I FUCKING TOLD YOU

Thewelshone~ never have I ever heard janette manrara swear

Ilovejanette~ neither have I as a matter of fact

Otioti~ the worst I've heard is damn it from the manrara

Ilovealjaz~ Dianne told me too

Thatcherjoe~ don't listen to dianne have you heard the words she uses

Redheadedaussie~ I'm not that bad

Thatcherjoe~ earlier you were swearing at the fridge cause it looked at you funny

Redheadedaussie~ THAT'S CAUSE IT DID

thewelshone~ Ben's was swearing at a Swan cause it swam away from him when he was talking to it

Redheadedaussie~ 1. Why was he talking to a swan
2. What was he talking to it about

Thewelshone~ take a guess

Redheadedaussie~ fifa??

Thewelshone~ yeah

Bensfault~ the dumb Swan swam away

Harvster~ GUYS IM AT MCDONALDS AND THEY WONT LET ME IN CAUSE I FORGOT MY MASK DOES ANYONE HAPPEN TO LIVE NEAR

maisiemoo~ I'm almost there I've probably got a mask

Harvster~ okkkkk panic overr

Maisiemoo~ good

Ilovealjaz~ let us know it it goes guys

Maisiemoo~ we will

Harvster~ yee

Redheadedaussie~ I remember mine and Joe's first date

Thewelshone~ you had your first date during the launch show

Otioti~ hehee ames forth floor 😏🤭

Thewelshone~ 🤫🤭

Sexyitalian~ 1. You made it sound like you two hooked up
2. I've still not heard that story

Otioti~ 1. Ew
2. do you wanna hear it gio 🤭

Sexyitalian~ 1. Are you calling any ew 2. yeahhhh

Maisiemoo~ I WANNA HEAR

otioti~ 1. No but I ain't lesbian
2. so basically Joe and dianne were in a lift in the hotel we were all staying at and me being me wanted to get in the lift cause I didn't wanna walk up the stairs. When I got in the lift happened to be the same time as joe and dianne were having a snog

Thewelshone~ that was week 7

Otioti~ yeah

Maisiemoo~ week 7s 2 weeks before blackpool normally isn't it

Thewelshone~ yeah

Redheadedaussie~ OTI WHY DO YOU DO THAT EVERY FUCKING YEAR

Thatcherjoe~ MABUSE

otioti~ Joe and dianne presumably just got back from doing the dirty cause they're both on here at the same time

Thatcherjoe~ WE WERE HAVING LUNCH THANK YOU

Thewelshone~ at 7 o'clock at night...

Redheadedaussie~ Joe we weren't having lunch

Otioti~ HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

Redheadedaussie~ oti 🤫

Thewelshone~ JOE AND DIANNE HAD SEX 👉🏻👌🏻

Redheadedaussie~ to put it bluntly yeah

Thewelshone~ I hope you used protection 🤔

Otioti~ Amy what's your obsession with using emojis today

Thewelshone~ cause I'm snazzy

Otioti~ ok then

Ilovealjaz~ this conversation got weird....
Anyway maisie and hrvy how did your date go

Maisiemoo~ it went really well

Harvster~ yuh

Maisiemoo~ and now hrvys at my house 🤭

Otioti~ CORONA VIRUS

sexyitalian~ SEX

Maisiemoo~ 1. We're forming a bubble
2. GIOVANNI NO

Thewelshone~ my phone just did a flip down the stairs
From Ben

Redheadedaussie~ 👏👏👏

Thewelshone~ I stole Amy's phone so I could tell yous that
From Ben

Redheadedaussie~ Ben we know it's you, you don't need to say from Ben after every message

Thewelshone~ but I want too
From Ben

Redheadedaussie~ is you phone broken

Thewelshone~ no
From ben

Redheadedaussie~ then why are you texting on Amy's

Thewelshone~ cause I feel like it
From ben

Maisiemoo~ you good there

Harvster~ I don't think so

Otioti~ maisie and hrvy just went 👉🏻👌🏻

Maisiemoo~ OTI

Thewelshone~ maisie its probably true

Maisiemoo~ next time Amy and Ben go offline for a while I'm gonna scream that

Bensfault~ goodluck with that cause Amy's always on her phone

Thewelshone~ exactly

Maisiemoo~ true I swear Amy never sleeps

Thewelshone~ I do...

Bensfault~ then she wakes up in the middle of the night and goes back to sleep

Maisiemoo~ oooo K then

Thewelshone~ how was your sleepover with hrvy

Maisiemoo~ it went too fastttt

Harvster~ it did

Redheadedaussie~ the first date always goes too fast

Thatcherjoe~ agreed

Bensfault~ me and amy danced together all day everyday I never got a break

Gingerbreadman~ you loved it though Ben we could all tell

Bensfault~ Neil long time no seee

Gingerbreadman~ Ben don't go off topic you loved her before you made it "official"

Bensfault~ I fancied Amy wayy before we started dancing together

Gingerbreadman~ secrets out

Thewelshone~ I didn't fancy Ben

Bensfault~ rude

Iwantchickennuggets~ Amy we all know you did 🤭

Thewelshone~ Ok maybe 🙄

Bensfault~ then I asked her out hehehe

Harvster~ when's the right time to ask someone to be your girlfriend

Redheadedaussie~ if it's maisie right now if it's anyone else never

Harvster~ Ok maisie will you be my girlfriend

Maisiemoo~ YES

Harvster~ I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

maisiemoo~ I HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND

Otioti~ awwww

Ilovefood~ awwww

Thatcherjoe~ awwww

Imbackbitches~ awwww

Redheadedaussie~ awwww

Thewelshone~ awwww

Ilovealjaz~ awwww

Rara~ awwww

Sexyitalian~ STOP BEING FUCKING SMOOSHY

Maisiemoo~ sorry Giovanni 🙄

Sexyitalian~ SINGLE PEOPLE HERE THANKS

Harvster~ Dianne we need your help

Redheadedaussie~ at least we're not with someone new every year 🙄

Harvster~ thanks

Sexyitalian~ stop bullying me

Thewelshone~ Giovanni if it wasn't true we wouldn't bully you

Iwantchickennuggets~ BURNNNNN

sexyitalian~ at least I can get a girlfriend

Iwantchickennuggets~ FUCK OFF

Thewelshone~ KATYA JONES WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT USING BAD LANGUAGE

otioti~ oooo prefect Amy's here to tell you off katya

Iwantchickennuggets~ Amy we don't use bad words cause its disrespectful I'm very sorry

Thewelshone~ that's what I thought

Ilovealjaz~ guys did everyone get there contract renewed for next series
(pros)

Thewelshone~ yeah

Redheadedaussie~ yeah

Iwantchickennuggets~ yeah

Sexyitalian~ yeah

Ilovealjaz~ I don't know if I'm gonna renue it or not

Thewelshone~ you want kids don't you

Ilovealjaz~ yeah I guess theres never a right time to stop and have kids cause I could keep dancing forever

Thewelshone~ I guess it's up to you and aljaz x

Heyyyyy, I hope everyone enjoyed this one, I'm not sure what to do for the next chapter so any ideas would be much appreciated,
Anyway I hope everyone has an amazing 2021 xx

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