Unicorn-Flowers: this was requested by @RumyOwO !
Kinoshita: hey look Narita, we actually exist?
Narita: Really? Are you sure? Because I thought our only purpose in life was to serve as filler characters?
Yachi: YOU ARE LOVED. I LOVE YOU.
Kinoshita: Thank you Yacchan T^T
Narita: Your love is appreciated. We actually have a list that we call our immunity list. It consists of all the people we're not going to supply 3rd degree burns to.
Yachi: Oooh!! who's on it?
Kinoshita: Ennoshita, Yamaguchi, you, Hinata, and Noya.
Hinata: OHH COOL!!! I've never been on a list before!!!! But why those people in particular?
Narita: Those are the only people who have talked to us collectively in all three years of us being on a volleyball team together.
Tsukki: damn sucks to be you.
Kinoshita: this is why you're not on the list.
Tsukki: fine i don't wanna be one your stupid list.
Narita: Okay lie to yourself like that i guess.
Hinata: okay but they would be cute together!!! Like- Like-
Kinoshita Narita: guah ?
Hinata: Like GUAHHH !!!!
Daichi: i'm starting to wonder if everyone on our team was gay. Like, how did we not notice?
Suga: we were all in a state of perpetual and unending gay panic where we were trying not to out ourselves so we over compensated dramatically.
Kinoshita: Okay but technically we never said we were gay, you just assumed that the picture reflected reality.
Yachi: wait! how is Suga not on the list?! he's a sweetheart!
Narita: He is on the list he just asked us not to say his name because he didn't want to contribute to people feeling excluded. Or something.
Kinoshita: We were like, dude, the whole point is to exclude people but whatever.
Kuroo: So i know you guys joke about Suga being an angle but like....
Daichi: no it's probably true we just don't have any scientific evidence that angels exist so it's purely speculation.
Yachi: I'm so sad you guys are so underrated.
Nartia: we've been saying that for like, ever, thank you Yachi. At least people listen to you.
Yachi: Sign my petition Nartia, Kinoshita, and Ennoshita deserve love 2021.
Hinata: *signed
Suga: *Signed
Asahi: *Signed
Noya: *Signed
Yamaguchi: *signed
Daichi: *signed
Tanaka: *signed
Suga: the rest of Karasuno better sign or you're not invited to my birthday party.
Kageyama: YOU CAN'T DO THAT-
Tsukki: THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT-
Suga: THEN SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION.
Kageyama: FINE. *signed.
Tsukki: fuck you. *signed
Bokuto: I remember these guys!! The one with the buzzcut bought me a popsicle one time!! Hi!!
Narita: Oh my good, I actually left an impression on someone? But I'm a useless background character??
Yamaguchi: Sometimes you're so sarcastic that even I can't tell if you're joking haha!!
Narita: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Yachi: Let's do ratings!!
Unicorn-Flowers: aw okay fine you're too cute I'll let it slide this once.
Tsukki: You always let it slide for her!
Unicorn-Flowers: Because she deserves it. Let's do ratings shall we?
Yachi: 10/10 they deserve happiness and recognition.
Hinata: 9/10!!! They were always hanging out together and they seem like they would have a nice dynamic!!!
Daichi: 8/10 sorry i didn't pay attention to you guys in high school.
Kinoshita: Eh, don't worry about it. We mostly made the list to exclude Kageyama and Tsukishima anyway.
Kageyama: That's literally so mean!
Narita: Right, and calling us things one, two, and three for all of high school was a laugh riot.
Kageyama: THAT WAS TSUKISHIMA-
Tsukki: I CALL PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WAY WORSE-
Kinoshita: you're literally proving our point.
Yachi: Awww just ignore Tsukishima! He's just trying to be mean don't let him bully you! Plus, don't forget you're still invited to Suga-San's birthday party and he isn't.
Tsukki: Why does everyone bully me-
Unicorn-Flowers: Stop being mean to people and they might just stop.
Tsukki: I literally can't. I'm not physically capable of it just like i'm not physically capable of songs the splits.
Unicorn-Flowers: YES BUT YOU CAN LEARN-
Tsukki: I REFUSE TO ON PRINCIPLE-
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay I'm not having this argument right now. Moving on!