Beck and his family invited Jade and me to Cancun for the semester break. But Beck's aunt found out that Jade and I were going so band us from going and Beck thought it would be a good idea to go with Tori and the others to Yerba. Jade didn't like that idea. Beck dragged Jade down the hall to ask her. I followed the pair.
"What's going on?" Tori asked.
"My aunt says we can't go to Cancun." Beck said.
"Aw, how come?" Tori asked.
"She found out I was bringing Jade and Ty." Beck said.
"Ha." Sikowitz said.
"So we hear some of you guys are going to Yerba?" Beck said.
"Yes. Yes, we are. Would you like to come to Yerba with us, Beck?" Tori asked.
"Oh, that'd be great. Thanks." Beck said.
"Jade Tyler, do you have a question for me?" Tori asked
"Can I come to Yerba?" Jade and I asked. Jade was quiet.
"Hmm, maybe. But first, you gotta gimme a hug." Tori said.
"Nope, I'll pass." I said going to walk out the door. Jade grabbed my waist pulling me into her.
"Just do it." Tori said. I gave her a quick hug and pulled away leaning back into Beck. Jade hugged her.
"Aw, see? Givin' Tori a big old hug isn't such a bad thing..." Tori got cut off by Jade grabbing her tightly. "Okay. That's really tight. Oh, God. Help me." Tori said falling to the floor with Jade on top of her.
Timeskip
We walked into the hotel. The hotel was a dive.
"This dump is our hotel?" Andre asked.
"Yeah." Tori said.
"Gross." Trina said.
"Now I'm kinda glad I don't remember this place." Sikowitz said.
"Hello. Hello to you, buddies. Which is Tori Vega?" A weird guy asked. Beck wrapped his arms around Jade and me.
"Oh. That's me. Are you Festus' brother?" Tori asked.
"Yes, buddy. I am Sgrodis. It's happy to meet you." Sgrodis said sniffing Tori's hands.
"Why?" Tori asked.
"It's a Yerbanian custom. See? It says, "in Yerba, "when people greet each other, "they will often sniff "each other's hands as a sign of friendship." Cat said. Robbie sniffed Rex's hand.
"Oh." Rex said. Sgrodis stuck his hand out for Tori to sniff.
"Oh, that's okay." Tori said.
"So how you all like the hotel?" Sgrodis asked.
"Well, um, uh..." We started.
"It's disgusting." Jade said.
"She said what?" Sgrodis asked.
"Uh, this hotel, it doesn't really look like the picture we saw online." Tori said.
"Oh, the picture. Yes, there she is. It is beautiful, isn't it?" Sgrodis asked showing us the picture on his wall.
"So where's that hotel?" Andre asked
"I don't know. Maybe Cancun?" Sgrodis asked.
"I will go get someone to help you with your bags." Sgrodis said walking away.
"I don't like this place at all." Rex said.
"Festus said this hotel was nice?" Beck asked.
"Yes. Okay, this isn't my fault." Tori said.
"Yeah, it is." Jade and I said with Trina nodding.
"How was I supposed to know?" Tori said.
"Hey, buddies, this is Kreploch. He will take your luggages." Sgrodis said coming back with a man.
"Hello. We're so happy to be in your country." Tori said as the door burst open and a bunch of soldiers walked in grabbing the bellman dragging him out. Beck had his arms around Jade and I.
"Is it to late to go back to Hollywood?" I whispered.
"Is there another bellman that can help us?" Tori asked. We had to wait for our room keys.
"Well..." Jade asked.
"Here are the keys to your rooms." Tori said holding up two screwdrivers.
"Those are screwdrivers." Jade said.
"I know. He said to stick it in the keyhole and jiggle it." Tori said handing Jade one screwdriver.
"What did he say about the indoor swimming pool?" Sikowitz asked wearing two pairs of swimming goggles.
"Well, um, apparently, this country is sort of "at war," so the swimming pool here is currently filled with ammunition." Tori said.
"And where's the white sand beach?" I asked.
"Yeah, where's the beach?" Sikowitz asked taking the first pair of goggles off his eyes.
"It's, uh, it's been taken over by rebels." Tori said.
"Okay. So before you booked our trip here, you forgot to find out that this is the worst country on earth?" Jade asked.
"Yeah." Tori said.
"Jade, don't be such a crabby Cathy." My uncle said.
"I have every right to be a crabby cathy..." Jade said. We heard giggles and turned around to see girls touching Beck's hair and hands. We jumped over the couch.
"Ah, crabby Cathy is about to get a little bit crabbier." Jade said taking my hand.
"I think those girls like Beck's Fluffy American hair." Cat said.
"Hey! Get your hands off our boyfriend's head." Jade said. The girls started hissing at Jade and I so we hissed back. The girls ran off.
"Okay, Robbie and I just looked at our rooms, and there's no way I'm staying here." Trina said.
"Me neither." Robbie said.
"What's so bad about your rooms?" Tori asked.
"Well, we can start with the foreign man I found in my closet." Trina said.
"And there was a grenade in my toilet." Robbie said.
"There are nicer hotels in Northridge." Rex said.
Aah! Aah!" Andre yelled standing up.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Somethin' bit my neck!" Andre said.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looked like a moth." Beck said standing up. We walked over to him.
"What happened?" Sgrodis asked.
"A moth bit our friend's neck." Cat said.
"A moth? Was it about this big and black like the night?" Sgrodis asked.
"Yeah." Beck said.
"Ah, that was a vampire moth." Sgrodis said.
"Well, is he gonna be okay?" Tori asked.
"Of course. Being bitten by a vampire moth is very good luck." Sgrodis said.
"Wait, but it says here that a bite from a vampire moth could kill you." Cat said reading her pearpad.
"Yes, but if you live, you are very lucky." Sgrodis said. I lay in Jade's arms sleeping. Eventually, I woke up to Jade taping me.
"What?" I groaned.
"There's a lizard on my chest." Jade said I bolted out of bed falling to the floor. I stood up and ran to the lobby jumping into Beck's arms. He kissed me wrapping his arms around me. Jade walked out holding the now dead lizard. Beck set me down on the floor but kept his arm around me.
"I just woke up and found this sitting on my chest." Jade said.
"Ewww." Tori said.
"A dead lizard?" Cat asked.
"It's dead now." Jade said swiping the corner of her lips with her thumb. "Whoa, Andre, who's your friend?" Jade poked his lump.
"Give us our plane tickets home right now!" Tori snapped at Sgrodis.
"Why you want to leave Yerba?" Sgrodis asked.
"We hate it here." I mumbled into Jade's chest. She wrapped her arms around me.
"Our friend is hallucinating!" Beck yelled.
"An escaped prisoner crashed through our window and was dragged out by Yerbanian soldiers!" Tori snapped.
"And our bed is lumpy." Cat said.
"Okay. I'm very sorry about the trouble. Here. Everyone, please enjoy a free can of Yerbanian gravy." Sgrodis said.
"Yerbanian gravy?" Rex asked.
"Made in prison?" Bex asked.
"We don't want to eat your prison gravy. We wanna go home!" Tori said.
"We are leaving this country now!" Trina snapped.
"You kids promised to make singsong here for seven nights," Sgrodis said.
"Well, I'm afraid that's a promise they're going to have to break." Sikowitz said. Sgrodis pulled an alarm and soldiers walked in with bats.
"So what song should we do tomorrow night?" Tori asked.
Timeskip
We were getting ready to go perform tonight. I walked through the room. I was sat next to Beck at the soundboard.
"How do you get out of performing?" Robbie asked me.
"I am performing but I'm helping with the soundboard a minute," I said. "Also can we ban Tori from ever planning more trips?" I asked.
"Yes." Jade said. "Argentina next time?"
"Sure. My grandmother loves us." I said. Beck helped mic me up as Sikowitz walked in.]
"Hey, Sikowitz." Tori said.
"Hey, Vega." Sikowitz said.
"How are we gonna do this performance if Andre's sick?" Tori asked.
"Relax. He's with a yerbanian doctor right behind that stained sheet. Come, let's check on him." Sikowitz said as Andre let out a gasp.
"Good evening. We're from Hollywood arts High School in America." Beck said.
"We'd like to welcome a most special guest, the chancellor of this fine country. And now we present Trina Vega. Andre Harris. Jade West. Tyler King. Cat Valentine. And Tori Vega." Robbie said.
"Whoo." Beck said as they stepped to the side. We walked out and started dancing.
♪ I feel delirious ♪
♪ Come let's get outta here ♪
♪ We're so anonymous ♪
♪ But it's all coming clear ♪
♪ We're heading for the sky ♪
♪ And we'll get lost in it ♪
♪ 'Cause all I want ♪
♪ All I want ♪
♪ All I want is everything ♪
♪ And I will pose if I wanna ♪
♪ And I will vogue like Madonna ♪
♪ I might not dance like MJ R.I.P. ♪
♪ But I will give the best of me ♪
♪ All I want is everything ♪
♪ Yes everything ♪
♪ Too much is not enough ♪
♪ I'm sick of settling for in between ♪
♪ And I'm not giving up ♪
♪ As long as it feels right ♪
♪ At least we know that we're alive ♪
♪ All I want is everything ♪
♪ Yes, everything, yeah ♪
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪
♪ We don't ever stop ♪
♪ Let's watch the sun come up ♪
♪ We'll sleep when we're dead ♪
♪ 'Cause half-way kinda sucks ♪
♪ We're heading for the sky ♪
♪ And we'll get lost in it ♪
♪ 'Cause all I want ♪
♪ All I want ♪
♪ All I want is everything ♪
♪ And I will pose if I wanna ♪
♪ And I will vogue like Madonna ♪
♪ I might not dance like MJ R.I.P. ♪
♪ But I will give the best of me ♪
♪ All I want is everything ♪
Tori's shoe came off and flew across the room hitting the chancellor in the eye. Jade and I bolted off the stage.