a story where :
@celestiuhh : hey potter
@celestiuhh: if i could get 1 galleon for everytime you say 'brilliant', i could get 100 firebolts for myself
@harrypotter : i do not say brilliant all the time,
Malfoy 🙄
*this story won't follow the harry...
bastard of a father : Celestia Narcissa Malfoy How dare you? I heard from Pansy Parkinson that you have been hanging out with a Hufflepuff. You are a disgrace to the Malfoy name, Why can't you be more like your big twin brother, Draco?
celestia : would you rather me fail Alchemy?
bastard of a father : How dare you speak to me with that tone
celestia : what tone? we're texting therefore i technically didn't use any tone
bastard of a father : You don't text me like that Celestia. Where is the respect? seen
draco
celestia : has father texted you?
draco : yeah
celestia : what did he say?
draco : the usual, why
celestia :
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celestia : favourite child asf
draco : jealousy is a disease xoxo 💋💅 draco : but fr what did he say to you?
celestia : nothing much celestia : but can you ask panty liner to mind her own business?
draco : what did she do now?
celestia : pretty sure she's stalking me
draco : i'll check on her draco : we're in this together draco : since the womb
celestia : since the womb 🤞 celestia : hey but why can't you date someone like daphne celestia : why pansy? celestia : why did you have to stoop so low bro
draco : because i don't like daphne
celestia : and you like pansy? celestia : whats next? you marrying her and name your kids shit like 'jeansy' and 'shirtsy'
draco : huh?
celestia : you know.. because her name is like PANTS-y
