-simping for ᵀᴵᴺᵞ jimin-
Taetae: yall i'm here
Taetae: with your updates
Taetae: so we got here and there was so many people
Taetae: i was shook
Taetae: like 🤭🤭🤭
Taetae: but wbk
Taetae: kook immediately went to jennie and was like,, OMG MY FAVOURITE GAY🤩
Taetae: sana was offended
Taetae: but then kook said that lesbians are gonna take over the world
Taetae: and now none of them are mad(?)
Taetae: this is confusing
Taetae: i would also like to be famous among the lesbians
Taetae: F in the chat
Taetae: F
Taetae: so anygays
Taetae: i have no idea which parts i meant to talk about
Taetae: so i'm just going to talk about everything which is going on
Taetae: okay?
Taetae: okay
Taetae: yoongi just told me to stop texting the group
Taetae: so i told him to just put it on silent grandpa
Taetae: he rolled his eyes and did that
Taetae: now we are sat on a couch
Taetae: kook is still talking to all the queens
Taetae: as he should
Taetae: i see why people think he's straight
Taetae: but mans a whole a lesbian so yeah
Taetae: don't be rude by calling him a het🤢
Taetae: wait
Taetae: this is fun
Taetae: i wanna do this at the other parties
Taetae: i can talk shit about people
Taetae: and no one will know
Taetae: we been knew
Taetae: namjoon is avoiding jin(?)
Taetae: i have no idea what's going on
Taetae: by the way kooks outfit is ICONIC
Taetae: yall i'm sending a picture incase yall forget how iconic it is
Taetae: okay
Taetae:
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FanfictionJimin: hey yoongi can we talk about last night Yoongi: erm yeah what about it Jimin: errrr we fucked?? Yoongi: yeah and Jimin: and does that not mean anything to you Jimin: what am i Yoongi: a friend Jimin: you don't just fuck your best friend Yoon...