Tigerstar: EVERYONE SING!
I BRING YOU ROSES I SHOVED UP MY NOSES
Thistleclaw: HAVE THESE RUSTY NAILS TOOOOO
Hawkfrost: TRAINS BRING PIE AND EVIL ASPARAGUS
Birchfall: PIE MAKES US HAPPYYYY
Mapleshade: Can that even be considered a song?
Tigerstar: OMG MAPLESHADE STAHP BEING A HATERRR
Clawface: I'll take those roses.
Random Dark Forest Cat: I LIKE TRAINS
Birchfall: NOOOOOOOOOO
*a train comes in and crushes everyone except for the random cat*
Random DF Cat: NOW I RISE! I RISE AND BECOME...SUUUUPPPPRRRREEEEEMMMMEEEE!
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
