*ad lib clapping*
Bluestar: Thank you, thank you. Welcome to Season 2 of Blue 's Interviews! Today we'll start with Breezepelt.
Breezepelt: W-why am I here?
Bluestar: So, Breezepelt, how does it feel to be the son of a stupid, lying, heart-crushing, no good, mangy Windclan fleabag?
Breezepelt: *cricketcricketcricket*
Firestar: -whisper- Still half off combo meal at Tall Taco!
Bluestar: ..... Well, you can go now Breezepelt. Next, we have...Leafpool!!!
*Breezepelt runs out, screeching*
Leafpool: .n.
Bluestar: hello Leafpool. How's your life?
Leafpool: OMG it sucks! My mentor magically came back to life,mydaughterdied,myexhusbandsnewsonisevil,istoppedbeingamedicinecat,MydaddiedlikeomgandNOONEunderstandssoifeelaloneandstupidlikeomgBluestaricantbeawarriorbecauseisuckandifeelsadandmadand...BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Bluestar: So everything is grand! Next, how's your dad doing?
Leafpool: ;-; WAHHEHHAHEHWAHWAHHAHAH (crying noises •3•)
Bluestar: okay then. Bye Leafpool!
*Squirrelflight drags Leafpool off*
Bluestar: Now we have Swiftpaw back again!
*Bramblestar comes on and whispers something to Bluestar*
Bluestar: it appears Swiftpaw has mysteriously dissapeared! I guess we'll interview Heavystep now.
*Heavystep walks on with bloodshot eyes*
Bluestar: So, how's life for you, Heavystep?
Heavystep: MY LIFE IS A LIE!
Bluestar: okayyyy then. Commercial Break!
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*Scourge does a flip*
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Bluestar: And we're back, with Blossomkit of Shadowclan! So what's up with you?
Blossomkit: ........
Sandstorm: IS IT MY TURN YET?
Blossomkit: *turns to Sandstorm*
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
Sandstorm: Heck yeah it is.
Bluestar: You both can leave now. Boy, this show just seems like dejavu...
Bluestar: Next is Jayfeather! Hello, Jayfeather. Could you please tell us about your eyes?
Jayfeather: THEY'RE BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DI NA NA NA NEE NANA BYE DABBI DEE DABBA DI *turns blue*
Bluestar: NOT AGAIN!!!!
THIS IS TURNING OUT JUST LIKE SEASON ONE!
NO PICTURE SIGNAL
Bluestar: OH GREAT!
NO AUDIO SIGNAL
YOU ARE READING
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
