One of my greater old spoofs.
Cinderheart: "Call me cute and I'm gonna strangle you to death."
Squirrelflight: "Use the blinger or send it to the ringer!"
Firestar: "The old and wise compromise!"
Blackstar: "You're old turd, little man!"
Brambleclaw: "Ask my dad. CUZ HE'S EVIL!"
Hawkfrost: "Blood it or bag it."
Tigerstar: "Murdering is my wife."
Lionblaze: "Chase fuzzy bunnies for eternal happiness."
Bumblestripe: "Cool dudes watch food network and HGTV!"
Bluestar: "Shut up 'cuz I don't wanna hear what fox dung you have to say."
Dustpelt: "BUHBUHBUHBAHBUHHMC DONALD'S"
Jayfeather: "Blind is the new sight."
Hollyleaf: "Ice cream=anytime cry fuel."
Sandstorm: "Organic mice are easy on the tummy."
Sorreltail: "Overprotective Mother is an understatement. I have a chainsaw to protect my kits!"
Poppyfrost: "True happiness is beating a tree with a hammer."
Comment any other ideas. They have to be for cats from the books, though :) thanks!
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