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There was a heatwave in Hollywood and everyone was boiling hot

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There was a heatwave in Hollywood and everyone was boiling hot. Jade, Cat and I sat down at the table with Rex, Beck, Tori and Robbie.

"Hi. I'm really hot, But I'm still in a good mood." Cat said.

"Robbie, You done with that water?" Jade asked.

"No." Robbie said.

"Give it to me." Jade said.

"All right." Robbie said handing it to her. Tori was looking at Jade.

"What?" Jade asked.

"You're not sweating." Tori said touching Jade's face.

"Havin' fun there?" Jade asked.

"How can you not be sweating?" Tori asked.

"I don't sweat." Jade said.

"Everyone sweats." Tori said.

"Not Jade." Beck said.

"Jade never sweats." Robbie said.

"What do mean, She never sweats?" Tori asked.

"Jade does not sweat at all." I said taking my flannel off.

"Bodypaint." Beck said to me. I grabbed it from my bag with a paint brush. Beck painted 'Taken by Beck...' on my stomach. Then he handed it to Jade.

"Sweating is gross, So I don't do it." Jade said painting 'and Jade' on my stomach under Beck's.

"So, what, You're just like cold-blooded?" Tori asked.

"Jade? Cold-Blooded? Hmmm, what a surprise." Rex said. Beck and I chuckled. Jade grabbed sunscreen and blasted it at Rex. "That witch got sunscreen In my eyes. Help me, Rob."

"It's okay. Don't fret. There you go."Robbie said wiping the sunscreen off Rex.

"Oh, now my face Is gonna tan unevenly." Rex said.

"Rex how come you haven't melted yet? Aren't you like plastic?" I asked.

"Hey, shut it Frenchie." Rex said.

"She's Mexican." Cat said.

"Argentinean." Beck, Jade and I said.

"Why did god invent alcohol?" Rex asked.

"I don't know. Nor do I care." I said.

"So Argentina fans can get laid too." Rex said.

"Funny. You know why your funny?" I asked. "Because I get laid fucking sober. By two people all the time."

"She's really good too." Jade said.

"So screw you, you piece a plastic." I said

"She's sorry. Heat makes her temperamental." Beck said.

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