I'm bored as hell, so have some incorrect quotes from my planet babies
(Most of which I stole from a Boboiboy Iq blog on tumblr bUT SssSSsSHhHHHh--)
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*BEEP*
Io: Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck?
Europa: Well, that took an unexpected turn..
Callisto: So did their neck
*BEEP*
Earth: Mars?
Mars: Huh?
Earth: Do you need a hug?
Mars: Haven't I been through enough?
*BEEP*
Mercury: If I'm dying, let me eat cake
Venus: You're not dying
Mercury: Let me eat cake anyway-
*BEEP*
Saturn: You're smilling, did something good happen?
Mars: I can't smile because I feel like it?
Earth: Sun tripped and fell during a walk today
*BEEP*
Mars: I'm not doing too well, I have this headache that comes and goes
Sun: *walks into room*
Mars: Oh look there it is again
*BEEP*
Haumea: I'm quick at math
Eris: Okay, whats 38 times 76?
Haumea: 24
Eris: Thats not even close
Haumea: But it was quick
*BEEP*
Io, asking about human laws: Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?
Earth: Thats called a threat
Io: Damn
*BEEP*
Mercury: Guys, can I be frank?
Earth: Frank? Why? Whats wrong with 'Mercury'?
Venus: As long as I still get to be 'Venus'
Mars: Guys, quiet down, Frank is speaking
*BEEP*
Triton: I did a bad thing..
Neptune: Does it effect me?
Triton: No, but-
Neptune: Then suffer in silence
*BEEP*
Sun: If you like me, raise your hand
Mars: What do I do if I don't like you though?
Sun: Then raise your standards-
*BEEP*
Pluto: Hows your morning going in the asteroid belt?
Ceres: Well, Hebe asked me what my favorite color was then told me I was wrong
Pluto: So pretty normal
*BEEP*
Mercury: I DO WHAT I WANT
Venus: I'm calling Sun
Mercury: No waIT-
*BEEP*
Earth: If you were to die, what would you last words be?
Mars: Finally
Jupiter: Mars no-
*BEEP*
Moon: FOUR MONTHS
Sun: What is he talking about?
Earth: Come on, Moon, it was funny-
Moon: FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT--
*BEEP*
Io: Today, I found out that apparently if you kill a human in Earth's international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard, they can't trace it back to any one legal system so you can't be prosecuted for their murder
Ganymede: So what did you do today?
*BEEP*
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Those lessons payed off
Also I might make a part 2
I have so many
Sorry this was long
Also these are sort of 'beta' personalities for most of these gijinkas, so they'll change in the future
Sooo.. yeah
K bye-
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