Disco night

                                    

                                          
My costume was perfect. I looked like a baby disco ball. Asmodeus looked like a stripper, together we looked. Magical. 
Asmodeus slipped on his cow girl boots and we were ready to rock and roll. 
We met the others, Luci-loo, Mammonaise, Levmealone, Sataysauce, Beelzeboob and Belphewhore outside in the car park. 
"I promise this club is soooo recommended you guys" Assmodeus reassured us, especially Luci who had a worried and miserable expression on his face. 
"Let's just get this over with" The oldest grunted 
"I can't wait to tick some things off my bucket list!" Leviathan giggled excitedly 
"What's this now?" 
"Oh, Levi has a bucket list of 'normie' activities he has to try out to win this contest he's got going on with one of his online friends" Satan informed me.
"I'm just here for the free club food that we get once we're inside" Beel mumbles
"I don't want to be here" Belphegore mutters 
"Whateveeerrr let's just go in already, speaking of how do you two plan on getting us in?" Mammon said, turning to me and Asmodeus who promised them a free entrance. 
"Leave that to me" Asmo purred 
"Jesus, I don't wanna know what he's got planned" Satan grimaced
"Don't mention Jesus please, it's too soon" Asmo snaps. 
We approached the guarded doors and Asmodeus pretended to get something on his shirt, he removed it to reveal his cowboy nipple tassels and shook them in the bouncers face, guaranteeing us a free entry. 
"Wow you have so much talent Asmo, I never realised" I said 
"Yep, nobody can resist my tasseled titties" 
The club was dark with the only source of light coming from the glow stick bracelets everybody had on and the dj's flashing lights shinning onto the dance floor filled with people. 
"This is pretty impressive" Satan admitted 
"Oh man I'm totally gonna get laid tonight" Mammon shouted so as to be heard over the booming crowd. 
"Oh wow look!" Levi pointed at a half naked woman dancing around a bunch of sweaty old dudes and prepubescent boys
"Gross Levi" 
"Hahaha is that on the list bro" Mammon laughed 
"It is actually, and I'm gonna go get one" 
"Go get one" Lucifer mocked, laughing
We watched as Levi plonked himself down on one of the sofas and requested a lap dance. 
"Damn these are good" 
"Beel how are you eating already" 
"Who cares, let's get some drinks!" Mammon bellowed and rushed off to the bar with me and the others in pursuit. 
We ordered a few demonic drinks and Satan had gathered enough liquid courage to ask some random girl to dance with him. She said no and it was still a better love story than twilight.