Asahi x Nishinoya / Asanoya

                                    

                                          
Noya: *Screeches*
                          
Asahi: haha...*sweats nervously* was that a good velociraptor noise or a bad one?
                          
Noya: THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES ASAHI. I COULD SIT ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND WE WOULD BE SO TALL AND WE'D WIN EVERY THREE-LEGGED RACE CUZ YOU COULD JUST DRAG ME AND- 
                          
Tsukki: when do three-legged races come up in daily life?
                          
Noya: SCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID NEGATIVITY TSUKKI.
                          
Yachi: OH MY GOD YOu guys are so cute I'm going to dIE-
                          
Asahi: P-please don't do that...
                          
Daichi: I mean, Noya, love you dude, but Asahi, are you sure you can keep up? He's pretty...
                          
Suga: bouncey...
                          
Oikawa: YOU FUCKING FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTANCES HOW ARE YOU NOT TOGETHER?
                          
Tsukki: he's almost as annoying as Hinata.
                          
Hinata: SAY IT AGAIN. I DOUBLE DOG DAre YOU.
                          
Kinoshita: Is it weird that I never thought Noya could be a romantic being? Like, ever? He's like a puppy dog. Cute, but you wouldn't... okay I'll shut up now. 
                          
Narita: No no, you have a point. He's just so- He's like a five-year-old on crack.
                          
Ennoshita: Now now, don't be so rude to our libero. I'm sure if he decides to date someone he'll be a lovely boyfriend. Except for the fact that not once in the history of being on the Karasuno high school volleyball team did he actually remember to loCK THE DOORS TO THE GYM EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS HIS ONLY JOB. If your life was a horror movie, you'd only be alive because you're the main character. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Oh my god, it's the holy trinity of unrecognized talent and potential. Hi guys. I'm your biggest fan. 
                          
Noya: I ONLY FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOORS FIVE TIMES. THATS LIKE, ONE LESS THAN SIX-
                          
Kinoshita: that's because we stopped letting you lock up the gym.
                          
Noya: I feel attacked. 
                          
Ennoshita: that's because you are. 
                          
Asahi: That's not very kind you guys-
                          
Noya: ASAHI'S MY KNIGHT IN SHINY FUCKING ARMOR. 
                          
Yaku: What am I doing here? Why am I here? Who are these people? Let me go you witch?
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Reacting to ships, because I want you here, Asanoya (it's literally right there), and, no?
                          
Yaku: ahhhHHHHHH
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: no one can hear you Yaku. Might as well give up while you still can. okay anyway, ratings?
                          
Noya: 15 OUT OF FUCKING 10 BITCH YES. 
                          
Tsukki: you're just using Asahi for his height. Like a twisted gold digger. 
                          
Hinata: A height-digger. 
                          
Tsukki: one, I don't remember asking for your input. And two, no, that's horrible, absolutely terrifically fucking horrible. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: thank you for that really really mean comment, Tsukki, but I think we should be moving on now.