Don't you hate it when Air duct cleaning calls you like every single day. NOBODY CARES WE ARE NEVER GOING TO USE YOU!!! Well here's scenario 1: You deaf?
*Phone rings*
You: Hello
Air Duct: (They don't care if you're a kid they are still going to call you m'am or sir) Hello m'am how are you?
You: I'm okay
Air duct: Is the home owner available to speak too?
You: I'm okay
Air Duct: Um... M'am is the home owner available?
You: Yes it's great weather outside.
Air Duct: Yes we have many new offers to make your day shining.
You: You are a(Say something in a different language)
Air Duct: Excuse me m'am
You: Yeah you can't touch this. (Start singing)
*Slowly the phone will be disconnected and if you're luck they will never call again :)* Here's a little incident that happened with my mom it wasn't Telus btw I don't remember the name.
Sales Person: Hello m'am we have some new Telus offers we are offering an iPhone for $45.50 with a 3 year plan.
Mom: I'm busy at this moment
Sales Person: (Angry and shouting) Can you tell me why?
Mom: I don't have to tell you anything (Screams)
Sales Person: (Taken aback) Oh ok thank you for your...umm time
Mom: Slams the phone down.
*Oh yeah she's so coool that way. lmao
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99 Ways to get Rid of Annoying People
HumorWelcome and beware this book may change your life :3 CAUTION: Please keep in mind that this book is purely fiction and anything deemed inappropriate in this book is purely for laughs. I am not trying to offend anyone.
