Remington Round Two

                                    

                                          
Veronica's POV:
                          
We are on our way to Remington university and Duke is PISSED! 
Are you okay?
"I don't know. I don't fucking know" she says angrily. 
I'm sorry. 
"Don't be. I just want to find out if heather did this"
Ugh hold on someone's paging me. I say checking my pager. 
"Dude you need to get to Remington right now...Heather is like wasted" a message from Mac reads out. 
Ugh fucking kill me. 
"What now. Let me guess. Chandler?"
No...worse...Mac...speed up a little. Apparently heather isn't well. 
"What is that supposed to mean?" She asks concerned. 
Well have to wait to see. I say concerned. 
"I know you're not gonna like this...but we have to stop for JDs help"
WHY THE FUCK-
"Im not driving your car with TWO drunk people in it. JD will have to take someone".  
Fine. Pull into this street. Second house on the left. 
"Thank you" she says. 
We pull into his drive and honk. He comes out cigarette in his mouth. 
"Well I'll be damned. If it isn't heather duke and Veronica sawyer. You two are stronger than I thou"
Spare the bullshit. We need your help. Take Heather home follow us to Remington and help us out! I say
"Which heather" 
"Heather McNamara" duke says. 
Are we sure that's a good idea? I say 
"It's fine. I'll do it. Under one condition." He says. 
Oh come on! What now!?
"Let me drive the Jeep" he says
Duke hands him the keys. 
"Whatever let's just go. Do you know how to get there?" She asks him
"Yep. Let's go." He says throwing heather the key to his bike. 
"Uhhh i do-"
Fear not! I say taking the keys. Believe it or not I happen to be quite the biker. I say in hopes of getting her to crack a smile. 
"Okay let's go."
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Duke's POV:
"Ready?" 
I guess so...
"Hold onto me" 
And I do. 
                          
A few moments later we are half way to Remington university and I'm having SO much fun. Veronica's pager beeps and she asks me to grab it. 
                          
"Ronica, LETS GO. Heathers literally about to get cornered" I read a message from chandler. 
                          
Veronica...hurry. Mac is being cornered and heather is too drunk to help her. 
                          
"Hold on as tight as you can" she says as she accelerates to full speed. Holy shit this is awesome!!!!
                          
Soon were there. JD is sitting in the drive. 
                          
"What are we gonna do..." Veronica asks in fear. 
                          
JD? My trunk is big enough to fit the bike...can you ask the frat guys to help you ? 
                          
"Sure." 
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Veronica's POV:
We get inside and chandler comes up to us. I hear JDs bike start and I know he's gone. What a Dick. 
                          
"heather what the fuck..." duke says to chandler
"WhaaaaaaT" she says. 
"You know what." Duke replies
"DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK" chandler chants handing a WHOLE TRAY of shots to duke. She looks at me. I nod. 
                          
A few moments pass and heather duke is now drunk as fuck. 
"Heather how many people did you tell" she slurs. 
"I only told one. They swore not to tell anyone else." Heather responds. 
"Okayyy" duke says as she looks to me. I take a hit off the joint someone hands me. 
                          
A minute later chandler gives one of her drunk speeches and this time she "toasts" to the one and only Heather duke. 
                          
"THIS ASSHOLE RIGHT HERE..." she says playfully spinning Duke and putting her into a headlock.  "This asshole here is my favorite friend! I'm so proud of her" she says. I can see the displeasure wash over dukes face as Heather shakes her around playfully. 
"Heather stop I'm not well" 
"Nonnnnsennnseeee you are perfffecttttt" she says. Just then Mac comes up to me. "Uhm"
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Heather McNamara's POV:
Um Veronica...Heather isn't gonna be to pleased with the results of this...I say nervously
                          
"Yeah I don't think this is gonna be good."
                          
Just then Heather throws up on Heather...
                          
Oh shit. It gets quiet...Heather screams. 
"What. The fuck."
"WHAT. THE FUCK." 
                          
"Heather? Grab a bottle" Veronica says to me
Here. I say handing her one. Why do you need a bottle? I ask. I then notice Heather ready to tackle The sick one. 
                          
*CRASH*
Heather chandler falls to the ground. 
All the guys look pissed. Suddenly Duke passes out. 
                          
"OH SHIT. DUKE? DUKE? DUKE WAKE UP!" Veronica runs to the two. 
                          
"Veronica acts like a homo for Heather" one of the guys says causing a whole crowd to laugh. She looks humiliated. 
                          
SHUT UP ASSHOLES! THEY ARE LIKE SISTERS! THEY ARE SO CLOSE. YOU GUYS SUCK! I say. It pisses them off. 
                          
"Heather? Heather wake up?" Veronica says. 
                          
"Mac, she won't wake up." Veronica starts to tear up. Until Heather shifts, Veronica is visibly distraught. 
                          
"I have an idea! Let's beat the shit out of all of them" one of the girls says. 
                          
"YEAH" the whole crowd roars. 
                          
"MAC GRAB HEATHER! LETS GO!"
                          
I pick up Heather and almost collapsed. Why do I have to be the smallest. 
                          
We get to the Jesp and I throw Heather in the back. Veronica tried to start the car. 
                          
Sit in back with them. Make sure Duke and C are okay. I'll drive. I insist that she lets me drive. 
                          
"Thank you"
                          
Half an hour passes and I remember that Veronica smashed a bottle over Chan's head. 
                          
Hey, Ronica, check Chan and make sure she's alive.  There was no blood so she'll be okay. 
                          
"Fuck. I can't go home. Not like this" Veronica says fearfully
                          
Don't worry. You aren't. You're staying at my house. My parents are gone for a week anyways.  You guys are gonna be fucked tomorrow and I know the best hangover cures. I assure. 
                          
I look in the mirror and find that Heather, Heather, and Veronica are asleep. Stoned or drunk or both. So when we get to my house, I let carried a sleepy Veronica and passed out Heather Duke to my bedroom and let them sleep it off. I then had to drag Heather into the living room and leave her on the couch. I wasn't dragging the demon queens heavy ass up the stairs. 
                          
I go upstairs to my parents room and fall right Asleep after writing myself a reminder to call JD for help in the morning. He makes good hangover cures. 
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A/N I'm soorryyyyy for the lengthhhh but it's funnnnnn...alright I'm goin to sleep considering it's 2 am! Also this is based off of sum that has actually happened to me 💀✨