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louis: daddy
                          
louis: its been a week liam, guess you really did block me afterall?
                          
louis: okay i should really stop because i know you're not replying. i'm pathetic ok sorry
                          
liam: fuck
                          
louis: YOU'RE ALIVE
                          
louis: and the first thing you wanna do is fuck me awww! WHEN AND WHERE
                          
liam: uh hey. listen, dont laugh
                          
louis: i thought you'd blocked me!!!!
                          
liam: just a matter of time before i'm gonnaaaa
                          
louis: *wipes bullshit off my phone screen*
                          
liam: wanker
                          
louis: ok whatever. now where the hecky heck were you?
                          
liam: hecky heck??
                          
louis: EXPLAIN
                          
liam: alrightttt so i accidentally put a password on my carrier SIM and had to take it to the store to unlock it so yeah
                          
louis: oh meh gawd leeyum yu iz soo stoopid i'm dyen
                          
liam: hey you promised not to laugh
                          
louis: awe sorreh daddy
                          
louis: pull me in your lap and snog me good bc i missed you so damn much
                          
liam: i am not your daddy, god. 
                          
liam: fuck, i had 53 texts from you. ya dont hold back do you?
                          
louis: cant help it. you make me horny daddyyyy. pull at my hair as you kiss me hard uhhh
                          
liam: should have kept my number closed smh
                          
louis: admit it, you missed t(s)exting me
                          
liam: nah
                          
louis: yeah
                          
liam: nope
                          
louis: yep
                          
liam: NO
                          
louis: YES
                          
liam: i didn't miss texting you at all. i was glad i wasnt getting your texts tbh
                          
louis: if you were so glad to actually get rid of me, why'd you text me back the moment your number got unblocked? ;)
                          
louis: daddyyy?
                          
liam: it got it unblocked yesterday and trust me, i dont want to text you! your comebacks are alright so i like the amusement to pass my time
                          
louis: oh ho ho. i am not a past time! and my comebacks are legendary. i am the high light of your day and thats final
                          
liam: not really, keep telling yourself that. and also i just like to have the last word thats why i text you back
                          
louis: which you will never have
                          
louis: ooh daddy's in denial ;)
                          
liam: we'll see about that. i never lose
                          
louis: are you really this eager to keep talking to me after that week away daddy? i'm touched
                          
liam: stop using reverse psychology on meee
                          
louis: i love it when you talk medical to me
                          
liam: wow. did you just quote that overrated book?
                          
louis: meh. saw the oppurtunity so i took it
                          
louis: and its alright liam, i really missed talking to you too. especially after how we talked about the same stuff we like the last time
                          
liam: that bit was ok i guesss
                          
louis: not just ok, it was heart warming
                          
louis: admit it. you missed me
                          
liam: no
                          
louis: say itttt
                          
liam: ok fine yesss
                          
louis: oh my god
                          
louis: oh my god seriously???
                          
liam: of course not! just said that to get you off my back
                          
louis: nuh uh daddy! the truth has come out
                          
liam: i'm getting a headache from this. bye
                          
louis: want me to sit on your face then? 
                          
liam: GOD DAMN IT BYE
                          
louis: byeee, have fun taking care of your problem daddy. ;) dont moan out my name too much
                          
louis: oh wait. you dont even know my name. how is that working for you? do you moan out 'my sexy stalker'?
                          
louis: bc if you do i'm ok with that ;)
                          
louis: ooh would you look at that. i got the last word, again. ahem ;)