Meh: k, next ship is........ Blairon! Yes, it's another one of my favorite ships! Here's a pic:
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Meh: isn't it just adorable??? 😻
Blaise: *Blushing hard*
Weasle: EHHHHHH! *Blushing*
Le chosen one: ooo, this is nice, I mean have you noticed the way Ron just gazes at Zabini? It's like he's in love with Zabini or something, I have no doubts that he is tho-
Weasle: HARRY!
Le chosen one: sorry mate, but it's payback!
Weasle: hmph!
Mione: oooo, yes! I ship this so hard, I've been having doubts whether this ship would sail or not, cause I wasn't sure Ron was gay, but now that it's confirmed that he is gay, this is such a ship from me
Meh: this is why you and Cissy are queen!
Le chosen one: who's Cissy?
Dray: *facepalms*
Meh: oh my Malfoy, Potter! You gotta atleast know your future husband's mother's nickname or it won't work!!
Le chosen one: my future husband's mother's nickname? Who the hell is my future husband??
Meh: bitch you are like soooo dumb! It's obviously Dray! And Narcissa's nickname is Cissy!
Le chosen one: *blushes* okay...
Dray: *smirks*
Meh: anyways, vote people!
Dray: *writes* ship, Blaise always continues to blab on and on about Weaslebee, like what the hell do you see in him mate?
Meh: I could never agree with you more Drake,
Blaise: you're both wrong! He's absolutely perfect, and precious!
Meh: uhhhhh..... Blaise, I think you broke Weasle....
Blaise:..... Oops,?
Meh: whatever,
Extasy: hey babe, where did you put the alcohol-...? Who are they?
Meh: good morning love, the alcohol is beside the refrigerator, on the counter top, and they are some of the HP characters, I've kidnapped them here too react to some of their ships
Extasy: alright thx babe, *kisses my cheek*
Meh: np, also don't get too drunk, you only just woke up
Extasy: alright, I got it
Meh: anyways let's continue voting
Le chosen one: ship
Lily: I think it's sweet, it's a ship from me too
Jamie boi: ship, but one question: are all my son's friends gay or lesbian?
Meh: pretty much
Luna: it's a ship
Neville: it's such a ship like, Ron always just goes on about how perfect Zabini's eyes are, how soft his hair must feel-
Weasle: THAT'S ENOUGH NEVILLE!
Neville: *chuckles*
Meh: oooo, sounds like someone's inloveee~
Weasle: SHUT UP! *Blushes*
Blaise: *cough* *cough* I think it's a ship...?
Weasle:........ S-ship...
Sev: oh Merlin, n-
Meh: com'n Sev you know you like this ship
Sev: oh alright, fine it's a ship from me
Meh: great! Luci you're the only one left!
Lucious: no way, it's a sink!
Meh: party pooper!
Lucious: so?
Meh: whatever let's just count- wait where the hell did Pansy go?
Blaise: I think she said Professor McGonagall called her or something, so she went back
Meh: well okay I guess,
Ships: 11
Sinks: 1
Meh: and Blairon has sailed! We did it you immatures!
Everyone: *cheering*
Dray: *sitting silent*
Meh: com'n Dray you can't be that stubborn and not kiss Po-
Dray: *holds up middle finger*
Meh: oh alright I won't say it, but you have to kiss him! You can't stay mute forever!!
