A mysterious weirdo (me) brings the Avengers, the Guardians if the Galaxy, Agent Carter and Co, and Peter and his classmates to the most cliche place- a theater.
There, they will be shown their alter egos (the actors), movies, trailers, bloopers, g...
Groot is played by Mark Sinclair, known professionally as Vin Diesel. He was born on July 18, 1967 in Alameda County, California, and is 53 years old. Since the only thing Groot says is 'I am Groot', he gets paid for saying 'I am Groot'.
"He gets paid for saying three words?"
"Thats.... what happens to the world in the future?" asks Sousa.
"I am Groot."
"You do say only that, Groot." said Rocket.
"I am GROOT!!"
"You convey everything but you only say those 3 words. 'I' and 'Am' and 'Groot'."
"I am Groot." said Groot dejectedly.
"Yeah, how do you understand him?" asked Hope.
"I just do, don't ask." said Rocket.
"Okay....?"
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"Whoa!'
"Muscled tree, say what?"
"Dude!! Thats so cooooool!!!!!" said one of Peter's friends.
"I looked cooler." (A/N: you guys can figure this out. Whos the most selfish, stupid, dumb, not cooler looking guy? [No offense to the actor.])
"Some things never change." said Cindy, while everyone groaned. (Frozen❄❄❄ anyone?)
Drax is played by retired pro footballer, former MMA artist and bodybuilder, David 'Dave' Michael Bautista.
"Consideringhow dumb he is not possible but looking at his body.... sure, why not?"
"Is that a compliment or an insult?" asked Drax. Peter Q made a face as if to say ' see what I mean?'
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"......."
"......What the......"
"Whoa....."
"McDumb is ripped........"
"I can't even believe what I see anymore." said Rocket turning around.
"Thats not humanly possible." (Peter's friends convo)
"Yeah, but he is an alien."
"The actor isn't."
"Kids!" called several people at once.
Next is Nebula played by Karen Sheila Gillan. She was born on November 28, 1987 in Inverness, and is 32 years old.
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"Nebula... you look...gorgeous." said Gamora with unshed tears in her eyes. If she had stood up to Thanos and helped her, Nebula would have looked like this.
"Thanks." said Nebula looking uncomfortable and reluctant to show any emotion.
"They must have great make up artists." someone whispered to another person who nodded.
"Red is your color. It looks great." Nebula thought it looked on the actress, not...her.
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416 words.
A/N: 2nd update of the day. I am happy. Read, vote, comment and enjoy. 1940s next.
