"Do you what's the difference between a man and a gentleman?"
"What?"
"A man can drive off his lady
But a gentleman makes her forget how to walk"
"Okay... Do you know what makes her go crazy?"
"Maybe cuddles...?"
"Nah! Just two fingers"
Thinking it...
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V: just for Ur information
I am not a virgin
DanOh: well well well u can have mine
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
V:..............
DanOh: u didn't tell me about the pic
V: what?
DanOh: how do u think I am?
V:well......
U look.....
Tasty
DanOh: OMG OMG OMG
DID U JUST CALL ME TASTY!!!!
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DADDDYYYY SPANK ME
MAKE ME SCREAM UR NAME!!!
I SWEAR I GIVE DAMM GOOD BLOWJOBS!!
V: geezzz!!!!
Not again
But have u ever given a.....blowjob?
DanOh: nah!! Never.
V:good
Btw would u like to meet up?
What would she answer Taehyung? Will he accept her If she would show him her flaws or will reject her coz she ain't like the other girls in their 20s. Can she still trust him? She kept on debating with this question and finally replied.
DanOh: no
Not yet.......
V: was expecting this answer...
DanOh: anyways
Wanna hear a joke?
V:no
DanOh:
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DanOh: why was the scarecrow awarded?
V: I said no-
Why?
DanOh: bcoz it was outstanding in its field!!
Once again Taehyung after a long period of time with endless stress n tension let out a chuckle. There was this gut feeling he had that maybe he can trust her, so he thought of reveling his secrets to her very soon.
V:where do u get this weird logic from?
DanOh: through a special source
V: n may I ask what is that?
DanOh: ohh darling it's a secret ☞￣ᴥ￣☞
V: oh and btw u said u haven't evr given blowjobs right?
