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Sally: How are you doing?

Gab: Dunno, a little sad.

Toby: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.

Slender Man:

Slender Man: *unplugs wifi*

Y/n:

Ben:

Y/n: And here I thought me and Ben spent too much time on the internet...

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Gab's Mom: Gab, do as I say.

Gab: No.

Gab's mom: What?

Y/n: He said no.

Gab's mom: Did I ask you?

Y/n: No, but you're messing with my boy.

Gab's mom: She's my kid. I'm her mother.

Y/n: THAT DON'T MEAN SH*T YOU OLD FART. YOU MESS WITH HIM, YOU MESS WITH ME.

Gab's mom: You-

Y/n: NOW GET READY CUZ I'M COMING FOR YOUR ANKLES.

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Zalgo: Anyone under 5'8 can't talk about fighting someone. What're you gonna do? Headbutt them in the nipples?

Gab: *holding a metal baseball bat* Say goodbye to your Neko Neko kneecaps.

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L.J: Say one fact about you.

Gab: I'm Aromantic.

Author: I cry easily.

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Natalie: You've been quiet for a while now, you okay?

Y/n: No one plans a murder out loud.

Gab:

Gab: What the f-

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Y/n: Hurry up!

Gab: *before he came out* I'll be there in a bit. I'm putting on a make up.

Y/n: You don't need make up.

Gab: Awww-

Y/n: You need plastic surgery-

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Gab: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Gab: And I started thinking

Gab: Like it was just trying to get food

Gab: What if I went to the fridge and it slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Gab: How would I feel?

Y/n:

E.J:

Ben:

Y/n: Are you okay??

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Lazari: Y/N! BEN IS IN THE POOL AND I DON'T THINK HE'S WATERPROOF!

Natalie: Wat?

L.J: She means Ben is glitching like hell.

Natalie: oh okay.

Natalie:

Y/n: WAIT WHAT-

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Gab: All in all, this was a 100% successful trip!

Natalie: Gab. You literally launched Ben into the sun.

Gab: All in all, this was a 100% successful trip!

Slender Man: Did you plan this?

Gab: All in all, this was a 100% successful trip!

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Gab: What do you have there?

Y/n: A KNIFE!

Gab: NO!-

Jeff: YES!

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Natalie: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEES, DO YOU WANT THE APPLES OR THE BEES

Zalgo: What the f*ck.. What bees?

Natalie: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Zalgo: Wait-

Y/n and Gab: *approaches, while aggressively shaking a jar of bees*

Zalgo: WAIT-

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Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night

Everyone: *starts going down the stairs half asleep*

Slender Man: is everyone okay? Y/n, Gab, what are you-

Gab: *Holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm* okay now that everyone's here.

Gab: Who finished our chocolate milk shake?

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