me when I'm with my parents talking bout girls: i just have a attraction to this female but it's completely platonic obviously like totally don't like her I just think she's rlly cute and funny but like we only friends
Me with my friends: I love females... I want a girlfriend and this girl I saw at the shop smiled at me and I think I love her but then I also have a crush on this girl cause she's so nice and pretty and I only love women